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miniti8: an egg with legs, from transistor
pepoluan:watisairanymore: aquanite: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… Reblogging to hopefully circulate this again with some facts since apparently 99% of people are confused about birds:1) When birds trust their owner, they will
actionables: I once held an egg in my hand. It was awesome.
uglyfuckboy: Is that an egg
nansula:rhettandlink:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and FriesTERRIBLE This is rude
dopegyaaal: videohall:This dog is confused by an egg. How did it not break
squishyandiknowit:hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
pissyjorts: kavvka: pissyjorts: life… is an egg explain has chickens in it sometimes
destroysoil:this is an egg sac of a moon snail (naticidae)
vancity604778kid:sevenshadesofa:ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts Who just wakes up one day and thinks, “What if I cracked an egg underwater?” BECAUSE SCIENCE
brainsx: X-ray of a snake swallowing an egg
ars-hermetica: Victor Sinclair legacy double maduro and now a pipe full of Drew Estate Grand Central with a classic whiskey sour. Real citrus juice, grapefruit bitters, rye whiskey and an egg white. None of that mixer bullshit. Wish native uploading
bakedbbygirl: apriljanee5: i wanna sleep in an egg too please DoddwddmVz
thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
unlimited-sexxy-works: Happy Easter! Have an Egg-ceptionally Sexy Day! Download my sexy Bunny Girl hentai collection here: http://ift.tt/1hZcbZ1
weirdincestcaptions: No condom? Then I think there’s a decent chance SOMETHING will be finding an egg!
danglingthpider: castielsunderpants: phoenixgryffin: drjohnhwatson: thequeenofvillainy: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty
sukkanen: adios-amigoatses: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. sukkanen CRIES LOUDLY AT THE CUTE DOG
nomabankss: Then what do you do? I spark a ciggy and fry an egg.
nicolae-carpathia: scientists have produced the first robot able to lure an egg into a false sense of security (source unknown)
suspend: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. i literally sang it to make sure
lambretta-lady: I really need an egg chair….
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
cafenastycore: deepanaldildo: Sheena Shaw menu: now shove an egg and cheese burrito up her sweet bung hole
bpdchiaki: *cracks an egg on top of own head* aesthetic
gallifreyanturtles: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee.
showinbulge: Kumato- Brown TomatoRecommended serving with Duke’s Mayonnaise on white bread.Pair with an egg and avocado for breakfast.#delicious
thequeenofvillainy: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
nue: girl are u an egg? because ur definitely getting laid tonight
pizzaforpresident: gaylexandra: wtf its like an egg block gross I hate America
boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
malinerd: Tag yourself as an egg I’m scrambo
videohall: This dog is confused by an egg.
nicknamenyquil: mutisija: celesteiscute: mutisija: are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce???? Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with only one
transparent-flowers: *goes to boy’s house* *gets offered a yogurt**goes to girl’s house* *gets offered blankets, tea, nailpolish, strawberries, oversized hoodies, smoothies, fuzzy socks, Kinder surprise eggs, hair ties, pomegranates, lotion*
laughingsquid: Cleverly Separate an Egg Yolk Using Only a Plastic Water Bottle
ultrawhimsy: juanjunabeats: durianseeds: A video of what happens when you break an egg open 60 feet below the water. this is my favorite kind of video. a random awesome thing that i didnt know i wanted to watch.
koschei-the-ginger: karkat-barakat: So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates And people started messaging me so I responded
I am just an egg
