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nathan97xo: Get Laid - The first thing an egg does :)
do-not-open-til-christmas: But will it hatch an egg?
tylerthebadwolf: thatsinfulmonster: thatdamnmonster: everyone’s favourite hot spicy bara daddy. he’s too hot and i’m trash. let’s reblog this here too because bara so hot u fry an egg. I’m not comfortable finding Koopa sexually attractive.
misamo: twice, the group that can’t crack an egg properly
clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female
jealously: omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
capacity:I’m an egg today 🍳🐣
littlemisslemonbits: darkwee009: ivynajspyder: actually-an-egg: He’s here! oh my god @changelingsanddragons Precious
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
frosty-menace: me, tryna crack an egg in kh3:
cinnabani:my half of my art trade w semi/ @c2oh of their oc Eva. I’ve always loved her design and I loved being able to draw her for this. she’s an egg.
showjw: I might have posted this one before, but it’s always fun to see a gaped out pussy that just had an egg shoved inside it. I can train you how to do object insertions and stretch your cunt out. If you want personal pussy stretching and object
stevieman69: Kelly madison gets more than an egg from the easter bunny 🐰
thebootydiaries: what does this mean why is there an egg what is happening who hurt u
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
gorelings: correctdichotomy: (image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter) I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED
g-iggle: squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg no it’s becky
mechagodzilla: there was a man walking in circles with his phone out and when we walked past him he said he was trying to hatch an egg. this app has completely turned people into pokemon NPCs
finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
stardewimagines: Sam or Sebastian going to the farms coop just as an egg is hatching, and the baby imprints on them? It’s only been a couple months, but they’re the best of friends.
thereasonforthewordbitch: juelzsantanabandana: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? FUCK ANIME jesus
ilovesquidward: the tumblr mobile app functions about as well as an egg plant
the-laughing-cactus: some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
its-barack-o-llama: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again AGAIN?!?!?!?
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
mutisija: longhairedkristin: mutisija: celesteiscute: mutisija: are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce???? Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. this is so important to me
graylees: laughbitches: clannyphantom: how was everyone’s easter??? i fucked an egg
so last night, I rolled over onto a burning coal after knocking over my hookah, and in the process of frantically cleaning it up, I knocked over my drink that was right next to it. my back is burned. this morning at work, I dropped an egg, and I’m
skankinsnarf replied to your post: i require vulpix and pikachu That vulpix is derp xD shhhh haha <3 it’s like an egg. xD
nikolawashere: Blog so hot you can cook an egg on it. Animated by Me
reigodric: Day 35 The humans still haven’t notice I’m not an egg. I can hear the muffled shouts of their arguments over who ate the last slice of cheese. I sit in my cold wonderland of endless sustenance and snicker happily to myself while I feast
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
doctordonna10: danglingthpider: castielsunderpants: phoenixgryffin: drjohnhwatson: thequeenofvillainy: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put
First attempt at making an egg in a basket. #foodporn
supernaturalapocalypse: coffee-filters: memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what again?
nathan97xo:Get Laid - The first thing an egg does :)
countess-bathory: mineralists: Stunning Quartz Druzy Cab It’s like a little galaxy in an egg. :o
quietdoppelganger:gandalfs-mommy-milkers:grimeclown:grimeclown:Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen.
videohall: This dog is confused by an egg.
bettysjuggie: What’s the difference between an egg and a rock? I have such a crush on that girl
thicksexyasswomen: eliteasses: Victoriacakess3x Epic Hmmm an egg plant?
marsapartment: Thinking about how the cinematography and lighting in the scene where hungover Harley Quinn buys an egg sandwich, and goes through the heartbreak of losing it, is better and more moving than 99% of cinema
mmattchuu: Björk laying an egg on the red carpet is still my favorite Oscars moment of all time
ipoog: egberts: what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
