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hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick
clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female
hbsurfboy80: SUNDAY: Easter eggs …
squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg
Rog, darling, how exactly do you boil an egg?
mangodebango: Model wearing chevron bell-bottom pants & cap sitting in an “egg” armchair designed by Eero Aarnio, 1960′s.
silkenscreen: Death Laid An Egg (1968) dir. Giulio Questi
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin 😩😂😩😂
taraantino: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe
boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
shippingeveryshipthereeverwas: ridleyscottish: human: this picture of peanut butter is so satisfying anyone else think it was an egg at first I thought it was a breast implant…..
omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
joshpeck: correctdichotomy: (image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter) I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED
art-of-swords: Small SwordDated: 1680 - 1900Culture: SpanishMedium: steel, goldMeasurements: overall length 105.5cm; blade length 87cmThe sword features a steel hilt with an egg-shell pommel. The sword has chiselled in low relief on matted ground with
loliconprince: lolinepeta: what if an egg broke inside your butthole would it eventually be cooked by the warmness of your anus that is the most beautiful story someone has ever told me
optimistic-lemons: vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean When life hands you lemons….
mishasminions: IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY
apriljanee5: i wanna sleep in an egg too please
accioheadcanons: lmaoalien: plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view “i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”
mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley didn’t give the
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
marsapartment: Thinking about how the cinematography and lighting in the scene where hungover Harley Quinn buys an egg sandwich, and goes through the heartbreak of losing it, is better and more moving than 99% of cinema
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
creamcrowwaifu:me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*me: *has to google how to cook an egg*
all1sees: drjohnhwatson: thequeenofvillainy: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. …FUCK.
ultrawhimsy: juanjunabeats: durianseeds: A video of what happens when you break an egg open 60 feet below the water. this is my favorite kind of video. a random awesome thing that i didnt know i wanted to watch.
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
pissyjorts: kavvka: pissyjorts: life… is an egg explain has chickens in it sometimes
voidfort: voidfort: you ever think about how it was never stated who created coco from fosters home for imaginary friends and she was just found in a jungle and she can just create anything by laying an egg i choose to believe she is a god nvm so i
sidonspussy: art-ichoke: ayellowbirds: ambiguouslyevil: helgageraldinepataki: darkwingsnark: vincedakota: me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song: Not to forget when Candace was
vimesbootstheory: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like
bgm05:bgm05:laying an egg hard and loud will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.
benepla:oh it’s Leo season that makes sense. LOVE you bitches but your season is chaotic evil and full of robust demonic energy. I just saw a kid throw an egg across CVS
russiacore: me when i thought i was straight: I will never cook for my h*sband. I will need one who knows how to because i intend to never learn how to fry an egg. me now, gay: I cant wait to make my wife nutritious breakfast with a perfect cream latte
correctdichotomy: (image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter) I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT
insideageniusmind: chipwiches: disney channel original movies → EDDIE’S MILLION DOLLAR COOKOFF Was this the fucking movie where he tried to crack an egg with one hand and he put fruit loops on chicken
malinerd: Tag yourself as an egg I’m scrambo
writing-prompt-s: You and the alien king are a married couple with two kids and an egg on the way. Describe your daily life with your space lover
mechagodzilla: there was a man walking in circles with his phone out and when we walked past him he said he was trying to hatch an egg. this app has completely turned people into pokemon NPCs
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
i cook an egg with a spoon
gayreinhardt: hes got a mouth like an egg eating snake
crabmandible: crabmandible: crabmandible: Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself. OGAHAGSIGf here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment
uncleshouty:spiroandthelacktones:Brushes you with an egg white wash so you’ll develop a nice glaze in the oven hey thanks
loboflaco-deactivated20221016:When you’re in an egg-and-spoon race and you gotta check that the little mf didn’t fall off the spoon
deerstar4:grimeclown:grimeclown:Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.
