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crickettiswicked:onlyblackgirl: hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard
videohall:This dog is confused by an egg.
cherryhillpark: A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BUNNYHi!Today, let’s try something interesting for a change. I’ll spread my legs and you can go on an egg hunt.If you are a guy, you can hunt with your penis.If you are a girl, you can use
the-formerone: pengychan: cheeseanonioncrisps: simonalkenmayer: goodzillo: Rotten tomatoes? It’s a historical favorite. But I agree brick is a lovely go to if you don’t mind the consequences. Coconut milk can apparently be used as an egg
boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
squishyandiknowit: hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning
holyfuck i am not a morning person. I hate being woken up in the mornings, especially if it’s by a needy mother blowing up my fucking phone.
erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin That comment now is irrelevant ^
picklejars: How To Blow Up An Egg
thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
koschei-the-ginger: karkat-barakat: So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates And people started messaging me so I responded
graylees: laughbitches: clannyphantom: how was everyone’s easter??? i fucked an egg
2srooky: opal-porn: Ethiopian opal geode That’s an egg.
bryankonietzko: While I’m at it, here is the “Have You Seen My Flying Bison?” poster I made for the ATLA Book 2 episode “Lake Laogai,” with calligraphy by S.L. Lee, PhD, slightly-less way back in May of 2006. Aang looks like an egg with Aang’s
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. this is so important to me
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
eggallthethings: Spam, bacon, cheeseburger with an egg on top.
nttyfangirl: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. Mind… Blown
bpdchiaki: *cracks an egg on top of own head* aesthetic
dafatninja: huyh172: pototojoe: that time when pokemen go led me to a murder house Ghost type gym Oh hey I got an egg from there
losethehours: indigobluerose: squishyandiknowit: hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg
reigodric: Day 35 The humans still haven’t notice I’m not an egg. I can hear the muffled shouts of their arguments over who ate the last slice of cheese. I sit in my cold wonderland of endless sustenance and snicker happily to myself while I feast
gingerpokemon-crossing: psycho—owl: floofkvist: “If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face.” - Blissey’s Emerald
jayrockin: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands
actually-an-egg: So if I’m playing Mario Kart, and Isabelle is in Mario Kart, then who is running my town?
stickiebun13: pepoluan: watisairanymore: aquanite: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… Reblogging to hopefully circulate this again with some facts since apparently 99% of people are confused about birds:1) When birds trust their
zooophagous: chasingthehawk: I really have to question this owl’s survival skills… Leg so hot. Hot hot leg. Leg so hot you fry an egg.
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
rosefalles: correctdichotomy: (image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter) I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED
ambiguouslyevil: helgageraldinepataki: darkwingsnark: vincedakota: me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song: Not to forget when Candace was in his body she was able to sweat milk.
ydrorh:Yisrael Dror Hemed, An egg, 2023, oil on canvas, 140x80www.yisraeldrorhemed.com
adultmaletwins: kennyssmile: The boys supporting ALS by doing the ice water challenge! They also donated and encouraged others as well! So if anyone “doubts” their support, they can go suck an egg! :) HERE’S THE ALS DONATION LINK :) HERE’S A
megs-the-magnificent: ultrannoying: laptopped: ultrannoying: i cracked an egg on a plate outside and within four minutes it was frozen where do you live? the antarctic? wisconsin Close enough
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female
yeahimfuckedupbutwereallfuckedup: malinerd: Tag yourself as an egg I’m scrambo def eglle
anexperimentallife: teenagecriminalmastermind: dumb-science-jokes: trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium
shawnbradford: well I did it, I stitched an egg to a shirt. there’s no going back now. ……….
Can we talk about how super-selfie this is? But also how much I love this cardigan. Not a bad day. Got an egg bagel sandwich to prep me for the day amd time for some relaxing, online shopping and grad school application stuff before my gym class! Love
