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Being a courier is an eggs-acting profession
renaissanceamazon: “The egg was a sacred symbol among the Babylonians. They believed an old fable about an egg of wondrous size which was supposed to have fallen from heaven into the Euphrates River. From this marvelous egg - according to the ancient
upthesnatch: A Rhea egg video from the former iteration of this blog. A Rhea is a large bird, and their eggs are just a little bit smaller than an ostrich egg. Wow, looks fun
Getting on cam for a bit on OnHerCam PLAYING AN EASTER EGG GAME!!! ū TIP A PLAY, PICK AN EGG AND GET A PRIZE!! EVERY EGG IS A WINNER!!! I LOVE GAMES…<3
When a fertilized egg attaches anywhere outside the uterus (an abdominal or ectopic pregnancy), the fetus may begin to grow but cannot survive. Under very rare conditions the miscarried fetus is neither expelled nor reabsorbed. Instead, it calcifies—effec
An egg a day keeps the doctor away.(or something like that…)
Is Louis still an egg?? ❤️
My mom cracked an egg and found this. … is that… an egg… within an egg? Egg-ception “it’s the end of the world you guys~ wat
headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the sea. (Spring
You can claim an egg over at FA and DA!http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19212955/http://nykun.deviantart.com/art/MARCH-EGG-ADOPT-BATCH-593220560
Happy has found egg friend plushie, which strangely enough doesn’t look anything like an egg! (he seems more interested in the baloon tho)Was originally going to put a cookie there but i decided this would be cuter :U
gothitelle-goddess:Nanami is like the only sane character in Utena and simultaneously completely off her rocker. She’s the only person to ask what the hell is going on with the student council but she was fully convinced she laid an egg for a week.
clara-oswald: #clara the mooN’S AN EGG #CLARA I’M SO EXCITED #CLARA IT’S AN EGG AN ACTUAL EGG #[internally screaming]
an-egg: ah rottel
pretzelsnake: m0n64 submitted: For when you find that specal someone an eggagment ring DELETE YOUR BLOG
there was an egg game on sgdq so i had to draw egg
cookielyons: weloveblackgirls: rubberninjers: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
anticipatedstranger: Gyorgy Kepes, Still Life with an Egg, ca. 1939
Back when I lived in the desert, we lived right by an ostrich farm (I don’t know why there was an ostrich farm but apparently there are a lot of ostrich farms in the desert) so sometimes the local markets would have ostrich eggs (which is what that
I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking eggs. That was the entire dream, cooking eggs in real time. I was trying to fry the eggs but I messed up and I didn’t want to bother starting over so I was just like “screw it,
taikova:she an egg?
photojojo: Pinhole camera eggs for the eggiest holiday ever: Easter. Francesco Capponi made this one! The photo on the bottom shows an image captured with it. How to Make a Pinhole Camera Egg via Photobooth SF; Gizmodo
nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg
melitta4ever: reddit-tales: What secret will you take to your grave? In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs. One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked
go suck an egg
an-egg: I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
an-egg: a chart about my emotion
shinmadoka: Relationships in Harvest Moon are somewhat weird. Like, imagine if a dude came to your house everyday just to give you an egg. Just one egg. So you slowly fall in love with the egg dude. And end up marrying him. Because he gave you eggs
omgtsn:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
padnote: effses: If ever you are sad just fry an egg. The sizzling sounds like tiny clapping just for you and then you get to enjoy an egg. (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ thanks egg
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. this is so important to me
an-egg: its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done
theamericankid: Frying an egg
To make an egg stand…
an-egg: r3troguy: an-egg: i havent made a good text post since 1992 you didn’t exist in 1992 what the fuck is that supposed to mean
☆An Egg☆
sixpenceee:What is your “real age?”Just like a chicken, your life started off with an egg. Not a chunky thing in a shell, but an egg nonetheless. However, there is a significant difference between a human egg and a chicken egg that has a surprising
If you have not received your horsepack yet it is because I am on a mountain I have attached some imagery of said mountain that I didn’t have a fun time taking because it is really high up and really windy and really bright. Also I included an image
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