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tester1001me: With her boyfriend gone on an overnight trip, my neighbor asked me to come over and keep her company for the night. I brought my video camera. Wanted to get some solid video of me fucking that slut in his bed. He’s an asshole and always
He was such an asshole, especially after a couple of drinks. An arrogant bastard…so fucking full of himself. She was only here for the cock…she liked to be full of him too.
He was an asshole, especially after a couple of drinks. An arrogant bastard, so fucking full of himself. She was only here for the cock…she liked to be full of him too.
I’d caught her lying to me three times now and it was time for a talk. When I asked her why she kept ending up at her ex’s when she claimed he was such an asshole and that she loved me, she had nothing to say. Finally, after nearly an hour
I’d caught her lying to me three times now and it was time for a talk. When I asked her why she kept ending up at her ex’s when she claimed he was such an asshole and that she loved ME, she had nothing to say. Finally, after nearly an hour of me grilling
hawu235: 2012-03-27: Ein Genie ist eine Person, die sich an einem FKK -Strand an Gesichter erinnern kann. - unbekannt
Drawcember Stuff Top one is a demon woman, who needs a name. Whereas the middle is an asshole angel guy, who gets his butt kicked in video games by the demon lady. The bottom one is a redesign of an old character from two years named cinder, a strawberry
niklausxcaroline: @AnnaKendrick47: For someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.
myhotsluts: They say you can’t put a (f)lower in an asshole an call it a vase… I strongly disagree. Like my vase?
Okay, guys. I was in an argument with an asshole in my class today and I have a point to prove.
My lesbian sister, Judy, and her partner, Heather, had come to me with an offer. They wanted children but didn’t want to do it artificially and they had agreed that I was the only guy they “trusted” not to be an asshole after it was
deansangelicpurity: ramavoite: I will always reblog this. Hey look John Green being a decent man, and an awesome mentor for his thousands of thousands of followers and fans who are girls. Man what an asshole.
thealmightytush:The great King Felix found his castle has been infiltrated by the one and only asshole Imp! Well, maybe quite literally an asshole. As the king lays there bound and kept in place, made to be humiliated like every king should, wondering
krafteasymac: no shit the “change my mind” guy is an asshole, that’s the only type of person who does that shit on a college campus. the entirety of the meme is centered on making fun of him for being a smug asshole god damn are there any callouts
shirleytemplar: I may seem like an asshole but deep down I’m a good person and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole
drowning-in-crazy-dreams: foundinmyimagination: Seriously why do people think Mike is an asshole? 95% of rock fans believe that rappers are assholes for some reason and i think that mikeywhiskeyhands idk thts why
thegreg: inothernews: “Hi. I’m an asshole. Look at me do my asshole move. Now please tell me to go fuck myself. And I will. Like this—wheeeeeeee!” December 19th. See you then fucker. ngl… I kind of loled. But in all seriousness,
wetwareproblem: tealdearest: wetwareproblem: I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going here where it will get the recognition it deserves. A pas de douche, if
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hhaikyutie: Me: I’m totally gonna be an asshole this playthrough Asshole option: *appears* Me:
Now if I fuck this model & she just bleached her asshole & I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole
transloverinchicago: niemacream: niemacream: I want to squeeze your dick with my asshole.. Ever got head from an asshole? 💚@transloverinchicago
knightderekhale:Thanks for the 598 600 followers! Sterek High School AU: Stiles isn’t exactly sure how it starts. There’s just something about Derek that he can’t quite get, but the guy is such an asshole - a hot smart sassy cute asshole - and…
hypnomindstorm: imafilthydirtygirl: somedumbcockslut: Friendly Reminder y'all! Be a responsible dom, not an asshole! 😊 A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE ASSHOLES IN THE BACK Consent is always necessary! Hallelujah, holy shit!
eagerlicker4her: Quite a collection of assholes!Don’t be an asshole, eat one!
esuerc: Daily Doodle - Principality of Tyrest Let me be the first to say: Tyrest’s face makes me angry. Just in general. He has an asshole face. A stupid, big-chinned asshole face.Hence the red colour scheme. SYMBOLISES THE ANGER AND JANK.HE’S LIKE
he such an asshole… and i wanna lick his asshole.
madamemonster: Asshole Cat being an Asshole
gabberstag: im not your average asshole im an asshole with a blog
alrightanakin: “James Potter was an asshole who deserved to die!!! It’s his fault Snape was mean to Harry!!!!!” Both James and Snape were 15 and assholes with a long rivalry between them but one of them grew up and fought for what was right until
promsien: hot-chocat71: gothiethefairy: arbietar: promsien: okay but real talk. Canon vlad: creep, asshole, complete mess Phan/art vlad: redeemable, still an asshole and a mess but we try to fix what the show fucked up. So true, in the show he is
bootysandbush: I know… no hair, but those purple pussylips and that beautiful asshole was too much for me to pass up. I’m an asshole lover
turntechdraws: bubbly-skullz asked: hello i just want to say that i love your style and drawings, so could ya draw me a cute dave, please? uwu Whispers he’s an asshole but he’s a cute asshole uvu
bone8210: He an asshole but I love that dick and asshole! Manish Monday’sFollow me at Bone8210.tumblr.com
neokarin: hammerlock: *calls my dog an asshole affectionately* *calls my asshole a dog affectionately*
jaclcfrost: 90% of the characters i love are assholes are dead are both an asshole and dead
unp: rimming stands for r.eally fun i.m licking an asshole m.y goodness m.arvellous i.ts super n.ot not fun g.od assholes are cool
poundtheround: Call tone: “Asshole Calling! I repeat, there is an asshole calling..”Me: “Hello?”Pound The Round - A blog for the dedicated.. addicted.. & totally obsessed booty loving fiends worldwide.
reddlr-gonewild: [F] Was told I have a pretty asshole, what do you think? What makes an asshole pretty?
pakeeztani: whites Wow, what an asshole!!!! That’s your mother! MY MOM WOULD KILL ME!COLD BLOOD MURDER ME IF I DID THAT TO HER!WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!WHERE IS THE DISCIPLINE?
sunshiinedust: fluffycatsmeow: Asshole cat being an asshole. “I’m just gonna take a seat right here”
drawology: madamemonster: Asshole Cat being an Asshole “Whiskers, you’ve disobeyed me for the last time.” “No Shadow, I’m sorry!” “This box shall be your tomb!”
cruelman4: Usually I expect passivity when I fuck an asshole. But when a slut has a good education, she can suck you with her asshole, as if she was sucking you with her mouth.
kawaiidabber: Reminder that I am an asshole but a cute asshole
colleentie: “I offend everyone equally!” You mean asshole? You mean you’re an asshole.
forreal-tho: jionttt: euthanizeallwhitepeople: princewenyuan: the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race” dying more accurate is “Member of asshole race” No chill
analtoday: asshole-fanatic: With an asshole like that I would never fuck…
recentering: The only influence I can see Rick having is that, for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend. If the author turns out to be an asshole i hope he´s this type of asshole
shamblingcorporatepresence: But if False Messiah theory is false does that mean that asshole!author is back in the picture Well,its JK Simmons doing the voice so in some way he´s gonna be an asshole. Now if he´s gonna be a J Jonah Jameson or a Tenzin
shamblingcorporatepresence: aUTHOR CONFIRMED FOR ASSHOLE MAD SCIENTIST OH MY GOD IT WAS REALLY SHEMBULOCK AFTER ALL Does this look like an asshole to you
shamblingcorporatepresence: chrossrank: shamblingcorporatepresence: aUTHOR CONFIRMED FOR ASSHOLE MAD SCIENTIST OH MY GOD IT WAS REALLY SHEMBULOCK AFTER ALL Does this look like an asshole to you We’re talking about the guy who FUCKED UP A PERFECTLY
kinghutcreations: Kimberly Kane - Elastic Assholes 11 - Part 4 You could never leave an assholes like Kimberly’s unattended
asspreciationassfreak: Nothing compares to eating a beautiful woman’s asshole. You know what they say… “You Are What You Eat”. Wait…um…did I just call myself an asshole? So be it! Asspreciation Approved - 😜💋❤
dirtystorytime: “You’re an asshole.” She yelled at me as we left the restaurant. “Wha— me? What’d I do?” I stammered back. “You stared at that waitress the entire meal.. and you gave her a 25 percent tip? Fuck you. You fucking asshole.”
0blue-bird0: ok but i want Winter to be an asshole. like, the hugest asshole and i want weiss to be terrified of her and of her finding out that one of Weiss’ best friends is a (former) White Fang member
un-defined-yet: sinfullvibes: half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole and the asshole half kinda takes over.
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