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howtonotsuckatgamedesign: nubbsgalore: an alligator has a tapetum lucidum at the back of each eye, which reflects light back into the photoreceptor cells to make the most of low light, and causes its eyes to glow red. photos by larry lynch and david
mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles
1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia
ren-of-rationality: soybean-sam1894: t3trahedron: sinesalvatorem: mlgspacememe: jamtastik: thighetician: kinghispaniola: If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida Apex predators
the-internet-addict: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia
nubbsgalore: an alligator has a tapetum lucidum at the back of each eye, which reflects light back into the photoreceptor cells to make the most of low light, and causes its eyes to glow red. photos by larry lynch and david moynahan
pandabomb: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free.
1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia
headfirstreverseoceanfalling: endtroducer: headfirstreverseoceanfalling: endtroducer: powerade - gives you power gatorade - makes you an alligator choose wisely…. *d*rinks both y-you cant just do that! you cant do this! Youll overload yourself!
linda-belcher: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors
stunningpicture: Carved skull of an alligator
quotespile: “Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!” — Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
sixpenceee: Glowing eyes of an alligator at dusk. (Source)
casismypie:urban-pooka:mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool
soybean-sam1894: t3trahedron: sinesalvatorem: mlgspacememe: jamtastik: thighetician: kinghispaniola: If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida Apex predators Yooooo Florida culture
soprana-snap: Are we not going to talk about Florida Man and how he threw an alligator through a drive thru window???Florida Man and the assault with a deadly weapon.Source
fairymonger: thatthreeanon: teamnowalls: the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous OFH DA BOHT he really tryna square up with an alligator
mlgspacememe: jamtastik: thighetician: kinghispaniola: If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida Apex predators Yooooo Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet
coolthingoftheday: Somebody in Florida snapped this photograph of a raccoon riding an alligator in Ocala National Forest.
pandabomb:florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free.
assdrones:A person drinks orange juice. Their dog changes into an alligator. The shrubbery in their garden sprouts coconuts. Their skin turns freckled and sun-spotted. They are no longer human. They are Floridian.
cooldeadgirl: shitpant2: every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them. um no they’re oranges, you must be new here
itslaroneppl: inplutowetrust: theinturnetexplorer: The Tales of “Florida Man” Lmaoo, why do I feel like this is all facts?? I’m waiting for an alligator story to pop up though only in Florida! sweetsuze
aspiealligator: [Image description: Background of several pie-style triangles in alternating shades of green with the head of an alligator superimposed over it. Text reads: LIGHT IN THE BATHROOM MAKES A BUZZING NOISE. STAY UP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE YOU
deaf-aspie: aspiealligator: [Image description: Background of several pie-style triangles in alternating shades of green with the head of an alligator superimposed over it. Text reads: “LOVES BEING ALONE, HATES BEING LONELY.”] Mai life.
the-fashion-alba: Here Are Photos of a 贄,000 Birkin Bag Being Fed to an Alligator
anaaesthetic: pandabomb: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on
blazepress: Sunset caught in the eyes of an alligator by Larry Linch
realityayslum: Anonymous (American) Woman walking an alligator, c1950 From Hunted and Gathered: Photographs from the Private Collection of Robert Flynn Johnson … via Modernism
socialguides-give-swolleneyes: Gotta get an alligator. fosterthepeople<3
I’M AN ALLIGATOR!!! I’M A MOMMA POPPA COMIN’ FOR YOU! I’M A SPACE INVADER!!! I’LL BE A ROCK N’ ROLLIN’ BITCH FOR YOU!Doesn’t it just suck when you lose your favorite tape to the cold vacuum of space?
tajajanel: today was much needed. escaped civilization, cooked some dank ass food n ate it out in the wilderness, chilled by an alligator.. wuz pretty crazy. and of course with my king, always a magical experience. that’s my best friend right there
babypeterick: [screams] lady gaga [backflips off car] lady gaga [punches an alligator] lady gaga
babypeterick: [screams] fall out boy [backflips off car] fall out boy [punches an alligator] fall out boy
scienceing: buttrisekingdom: zach efron wrestling an alligator i don’t think i need anything else in my life
sixpenceee:Guy was expecting a fish but got something totally unwanted (an alligator).
sixpenceee:Don’t mess with an alligator | Source
“Press your space face close to mine, love!” @moosesandmaples
robocatmouse: julialutece: all I can read is “what the fuck there is an alligator here” ayyyyyyy
killtonyabbott: jimmyoffthehook: whats an alligator doing up there in the north pole chilling
![deaf-aspie: aspiealligator: [Image description: Background of several pie-style triangles in alternating shades of green with the head of an alligator superimposed over it. Text reads: “LOVES BEING ALONE, HATES BEING LONELY.”] Mai life.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0al1qkQAk1r1wtn7o1_250.jpg)
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