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The sunburnt girl introduced in The Corridor short story from Summer Stories, tries to find a way out of her predicament. The next corridor, however, is not what she expected. Part One: Gator Bait, the first door the sunburnt beauty meets is an alligator-
1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia
1920s, Doreen taking an alligator ride.
1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia
casismypie: urban-pooka:mid2000snatalieportman:pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool
stunningpicture: Carved skull of an alligator
shyeony: gaymobile: drip-drip-drip-drip: cruising. This is almost Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. “Observe the urban cottager in his natural environment, while Jim wrestles an alligator…” 공용화장실인가? OMG Wish this would happen
nubbsgalore: an alligator has a tapetum lucidum at the back of each eye, which reflects light back into the photoreceptor cells to make the most of low light, and causes its eyes to glow red. photos by larry lynch and david moynahan That is not okay.
deanosaurussex: 1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s
dicklover3000: every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.
nubbsgalore: an alligator has a tapetum lucidum at the back of each eye, which reflects light back into the photoreceptor cells to make the most of low light, and causes its eyes to glow red. photos by larry lynch and david moynahan
usarmytrooper: Is the tattoo on the right an alligator?
dannyavidan: WE FINALLY SEE THE DANNY WRESTLING AN ALLIGATOR PHOTO
bush-league-junky: I’m an alligator, I’m a mama-papa coming for youI’m the space invader, I’ll be a rock ‘n’ rollin’ bitch for youKeep your mouth shut, you’re squawking like a pink monkey bird, and I’m busting up my brains for the words
Looks like Steamer lost his pants again thanks to an alligator. And again he’s out in public! He then runs home from the park. Guess everyone down the way will see his pink briefs.
bushleaguejunky: I’m an alligator. I’m a mama-papa comin’ for you.I’m the space invader. I’ll be a rock ‘n’ rollin’ bitch for you.Keep your mouth shut. You’re squawking like a pink monkey bird.And I’m bustin’ up my brains
ren-of-rationality: soybean-sam1894: t3trahedron: sinesalvatorem: mlgspacememe: jamtastik: thighetician: kinghispaniola: If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida Apex predators
headfirstreverseoceanfalling: endtroducer: headfirstreverseoceanfalling: endtroducer: powerade - gives you power gatorade - makes you an alligator choose wisely…. *d*rinks both y-you cant just do that! you cant do this! Youll overload yourself!
tailsandkabuki: speciesofleastconcern: ask-the-fallen-angel-icarus: When your crocodile knows its name🙂 #crocodile #alligator Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute I’M??? IN LOVE???
howl224:tikkety-tok:Did she just tell an alligator what to do? 😳Ancient Reptile: Free me.Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.
heymrsamerica: punchclockhorror: king-wewuz: tailsandkabuki: speciesofleastconcern: ask-the-fallen-angel-icarus: When your crocodile knows its name🙂 #crocodile #alligator Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute I’M??? IN LOVE???
chavirabby: kinghispaniola:If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida Lol clearly don’t have real friends to go to Florida with 😂
awkwardsituationist: an alligator has a tapetum lucidum at the back of each eye, which reflects light back into the photoreceptor cells to make the most of low light. the colour of eyeshine differs from species to species, but in alligators glows red.
pandabomb: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free.
weirdvintage: A woman riding an alligator in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. The alligator is evidently the team mascot, c 1930s (via Los Angeles Public Library)
meesetrax: i thought it was funny seeing dyrus kick ass w lulu today like iT JUST LOOKED SO SILLY THIS TINY FAIRY GIRL KICKING AN ALLIGATOR’S ASS aND DYRUS PLAYING HER im so used to him playing the tanky monster top laners
oneeyedsheep: red sweater w/ an alligator cutie!~ <3
ejlandsman: Here’s the step-by-step for my most recent assignment for vertebrate illustration, a composite drawing of an alligator head with a portion skull and musculature exposed. See captions for the blow-by-blow :3 I have to say I am not a big
princeunikitty: thecraftychemist: Fujitsu creates tablet that tricks you into thinking you’re feeling water, pushing buttons or stroking an alligator The Japanese firm has developed the prototype tablet device using ultrasound vibrations to mimic
jack-the-pumpkin-king: rasec-wizzlbang: xekstrin: beardycarrot: This is an Alligator Snapping Turtle. This is why you don’t go swimming in Florida rivers or lakes unless you can see the bottom. #the person holding this turtle is actually in danger
mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles
antiqueanimals:Biography of an Alligator. Written by Josephine Curto. Illustrated by Bill Elliott. 1976.
gigaguess: Thanks sign. Up until now, I never even thought about what an alligator tripping balls would look like. Now it’s all I can think about.
anaaesthetic: pandabomb: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on
hungary-hippos: wtfced: african-fairy: donnaseesalighthouse: cartelprincess: nigga wut He just ethered an alligator man polar bears can do this shit but i cant eat chicken? wheres a vegan, you better tell that bear hes an asshole or imma be pissed
adam430rk: nubbsgalore: an alligator has a tapetum lucidum at the back of each eye, which reflects light back into the photoreceptor cells to make the most of low light, and causes its eyes to glow red. photos by larry lynch and david moynahan This
razcal: whatthefricky: hawlucha: you forgot this panel I mean I’ve stepped on an alligator turtle in North Carolina I picked up my fair share of sea urchins in Busan I hope they weren’t poisonous. Although, I was there five months ago, I should
Portrait of Two Men with an Alligator Across Their Laps, USA, 1870s.
aligatueur: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
fridjitzu: king-wewuz: tailsandkabuki: speciesofleastconcern: ask-the-fallen-angel-icarus: When your crocodile knows its name🙂 #crocodile #alligator Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute I’M??? IN LOVE??? weird scale dog She’s
bogleech: xtec: xtec: thothoward: [picks up an alligator and kisses it] the alligator kisses back but watch out No
ashhatestherain: dampsandwich: scienceing: buttrisekingdom: zach efron wrestling an alligator i don’t think i need anything else in my life the thing didnt move an inch #the alligator was just chillin there minding it’s own fucking business
fonzworthcutlass: fonzworthcutlass: Every time a Florida man dies, he is reincarnated into an alligator. And every time an alligator dies, it’s spirit enters the womb of a pregnant Floridian woman. The circle of life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR