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gallusrostromegalus: thebibliosphere: Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil. Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion. Essential oil is the pure extract
discoverynews: epic party foul. lostsplendor: “Alcohol, discovered by Prohibition agents during a raid on an illegal distillery, pours out of upper windows of three-story storefront in Detroit during Prohibition, 1929” (Retronaut)
k9jocks: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thewoonderkabinett: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil. Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol
thoughts-of-an-x-factor: thecommunityoftrustworthysinks: bigmouthlass: briwhosaysni: paralol: naked-yogi: naked-yogi: As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. Lmao @ people who think I’m ridiculous for this
sameatschildren: fit-ology: Carbohydrates, protein, fat, and alcohol have 4, 4, 9, and 7 calories per gram respectively. It takes a 3500 calorie deficit to lose 1 pound. Insulin and growth hormone have an inverse relationship. The average person can
a-studyinsonic: NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS: Are tanned Good-looking Drink copious amounts of alcohol Like sport Can magically surf Say G’Day Mate ALL AUSTRALIANS: Have ridden an emu to school at least once
leonardcohenofficial:horaetio:horaetio:MASH but an AU where instead of distilling alcohol they’re growing weed in the corner of the swamp “and i feel the same way about trapper and i never even met him! but he grew that kush with you……………”
kink-humor: bdsmsnark: How does one go about sterilizing lengths of Barb wire for something like this? I’m genuinely curious. autoclave maybe? an autoclave would be the BEST way to do it but I’m guessing a lot of people just use alcohol… if they
drearycheery: Tokyo Godfathers. This my friends, is a masterpiece of a movie. Three homeless people, A runaway teen, a alcoholic father, and an ageing trans woman, are wandering the streets on Christmas eve, when they find a baby abandoned in a dump.
knightinshiningmohawk: Commission done for chubbyarcpup & fluffmonster-art Jasper and masters Arc and Sirius decided to celebrate the New Year a bit early by indulging in an assortment of alcohol, various liquors and, of course each other’s bodies.
thiefofketchup:pizzaforpresident: It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun
brony-express: my friend made an interesting point about skyrim the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass
lucithor: WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT IF I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE ORANGE JUICE” PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT AND NEVER OFFER ME IT AGAIN BUT AS SOON AS I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE BEER/WINE/ALCOHOL” PEOPLE TAKE THAT AS AN INVITATION TO TRY AND
oblivious-boy: carnival-phantasm: They were going to die due to the combination of benzodiazepines and alcohol, but in an outstanding move they snorted cocaine and let lightning hit them to counteract their effects. and the marijuana was just for fun
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never drank juice alone. My parents used to always dilute my juice with water, now as an adult, I always add alcohol to my juice.
just-shower-thoughts: The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
tacoabel: Let’s make a drinking game, take a shot of whichever alcoholic drink you want every time I meet an attractive person whose sexuality is ambiguous as fuck while playing Pokemon go
hogwartshousesincorrectquotes: Ravenclaw: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.Slytherin: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.
kaijuno:Fuck it imma say itApplebee’s is good. Their ũ watered down alcohol is good. Their happs are good. Fight me because I’m the kinda white bitch that will throw down in an Applebee’s parking lot tanked on ũ pomargaritas
incorrectlyquotedwolf359:Doug: What? Why do you have a fake ID? With a fake name and everything? You’re an adult! You can buy alcohol!Renée: I don’t have to explain myself to you.Hera: She wanted another ID so she could borrow twice as many books
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:If people don’t admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out
1n0c:roadrunnerposting:1n0c:adding this to all my image posts nowID: Please do not add image IDs to my posts. As an ableist, this triggers sever panic attacks for me and forces me to continue abusing alcohol <3
stacysadistic: busket: drearycheery: Tokyo Godfathers. This my friends, is a masterpiece of a movie. Three homeless people, A runaway teen, a alcoholic father, and an ageing trans woman, are wandering the streets on Christmas eve, when they find a
thiefofketchup:pizzaforpresident:It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun
weeniehutangel: WHY IS ALCOHOL AN EXCUSE FOR MEN TO RAPE, BUT A REASON FOR WOMEN TO GET RAPED Yet weed is still illegal
did-you-kno: If you get blackout drunk, you don’t really forget the hours you spent acting like an idiot because there’s actually nothing to forget. Too much alcohol shuts down the part of your brain that records memories. That’s why you wake up
natur-ly: today is my birthday and I figured it was a good time to talk about this. I’ve spent my entire life hating myself. completely destroying my body with drugs and alcohol and an eating disorder and self harm, to the point where I had to give
just-shower-thoughts: 4 pints of beer feels like a small amount of alcohol to drink in an evening. 4 pints of water seems like a hell of alot.
need alcohol and an orgasm.
sittenlos: need alcohol and an orgasm.
frie-nds: “I had a big problem with pills and alcohol, and I couldn’t stop. I was on Friends from age 24 to 34. I was in the white-hot flame of fame. The six of us were just everywhere all the time. From an outsider’s perspective, it would seem
memoirs-of-an-interrupted-sleep: El alcohol sabe mejor con el corazón roto.
evocativesynthesis: Walter P. Reuther Library (27850) Prohibition, Raids, Detroit, 1929 Alcohol, discovered by Prohibition agents during a raid on an illegal distillery, pours out of upper windows of three-story storefront in Detroit during Prohibition.
swordsondisplay: Check out this veritable god with the pierced cock from Los Angeles. If I remember right, he’s an engineer and a recovering alcoholic.
just-shower-thoughts: I think Disney World could make a lot of money if they had an exclusive one week vacation that was 21+ that sold alcohol and had live concerts.
art-of-domination: It had been an unusual dinner. They had been out with three other couples that night and the alcohol had flowed more than usual. As inhibitions disappeared, the conversation turned, as it often did, to sex. One person suggested
thewritercircus: senor-bizarro: I LOVE BOOZE BOOZE LOVES ME HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR I connect with this photo on an emotional level
bikergirlysue: redheadedsweetness:So true! Lol! That’s me! The mess in the South! You carry an emergency bag and a week worth or food and alcohol. Street party!
vishwa96: For my alcoholic Friends . This is something i’ll call an addiction Express. right from the bar
wolverxne: pon-raul: when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter You’re lying if you think it’s an accident.
I had an amazing canada day!!!! I threw my first ever bbq with darf and invited our friends over and cooked for them and his family and we all sat outside laughing and playing and eating grapes and I drank alcoholic cream soda and at night we played with
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kennedyclintonkat: sometimes supernatural is like “lol here’s an oversized alcoholic teddy bear” and sometimes supernatural is like “this child is replaced by a changeling and almost kills her mother so the mother locks the child into a car and
nitratediva: Weimar cabaret goddess Anita Berber led a life that would be considered shocking even today. Berber embodied decadence: she was an unapologetic spendthrift drug addict and alcoholic sometime prostitute whose many high-profile bisexual and
mzhighernhigher: “When I think about the people I have smoked pot with, they’re such an eclectic mix of people, and I probably never would have spoken to a lot of them if it weren’t for pot. Alcohol doesn’t bring people together like that.”
