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That noise she made? You wanna hear more about that, huh? Well, when that giant toy finally popped into her pussy…it was like a low animal groan from her. I was shocked that she could take something that THICK. When I heard her groan like that,
Oh, hello there! I’ve got some news for ya. I from Russia, and it means that I must lose one year of my life in army. It’s a law. In 12 hours I’ll become a soldier. But I don’t worry about it. Problem is that I won’t
About These Photos #4This is Derek Stratford, and these form photographs were taken in March 2010. Derek was a model for “Mormons Exposed,” the popular Mormon missionary calendar that made headlines in 2008/09. He was also, coincidentally, a friend
About These Photos #6. We’re going way back now–back to that Kodak digital camera which used 3.5-inch floppys as memory cards. Only this camera I was borrowing from my high school, which had retired their film photography program and converted
redlighttheater: A lot of guys erroneously think that Gloryhole sex is about the guy dominating the woman. Nothing can be farther from the truth. Think about it for a minute. Biologically speaking it takes a guy 7 ½ minutes from the point the gets erect
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
//5 Randoms Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers. I was tagged by delvinag 1. I have ADD and OCD 2. I love making music (just the fact that music exists in general, actually, because
About Levi's biceps...
timaeus-testiflied:radleyarts:A comic about people and anxietyThis is so true that it hurts…
that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:Accidentally falling for someone you have absolutely no chance with:
hologrif: do you ever just get viciously jealous about people like no that’s my friend mine
dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured so much
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
thisishiphoplifestyle: friend: you ok?me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life*me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
kingga-xo: I’m the type of friend that’s down to sit in the car with you at 3am and talk about whatever
thats-the-teen-spirit: if you wanna date a sad boy with nothing to live for hmu
brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
pillowtopgirl: me: *thinks about love literally all day* me: *reminds myself that it only sounds good in theory but doesn’t listen*
heart: me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
thoroughbreds2017: like ive been thinking about this line from that creme brulee brownie recipe for days like literally where is this woman now like how is she doing
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420memes: one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the other side says “i have an inferiority complex because i was called smart when i was young but i realized when i got older that i am not really that smart”
p-3a: I made some graphics that sum up how I feel about queer headcanons! If you don’t see your flag here & would like one with it on then please message me and I’ll make you one!! I hope the text is legible…
iainglen: get a load of that dog. (get a load) get a load of that dog (of that dog) look at that dOG (LOOK AT IT) GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG!! (GET A LOAD OF IT!!) LOOK AT THAT DOG!! (LOOK AT IT!) WOO!! (WOOHOO!!) WOO!! (YEAH!!) WOOO!! (WOOHOOHOO!!)
cononeills:tshirt that says “i am normal about the media i enjoy” on the front and “(lying)” on the back
sadkoneko: that awkward feel when you wake up after having a bunch of weird dreams about making out with ur friend um wh y brain don’t do that
jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
visualtraining: Saint Philomena is a controversial figure because nothing is known about her or was ever written about her. She was a corpse from the 4th century found in 1802 that had appeared to have been given the burial of a virgin martyr. There
socimages: Why don’t religious people know more about religion? By Jay Livingston, PhD Economist Robin Hanson has an “it isn’t about” list. It begins: Food isn’t about Nutrition Clothes aren’t about Comfort Also on the list is: Church isn’t
That was a cute episode. I love Steven’s love and enthusiasm for helping his dad, making him kind of oblivious that not everyone has the same intentions he does (it makes me sad to think about how everyone was laughing at Steven’s work gaahh). I like
THAT INTERVIEW. Read it. Did you read it? Read it.“there’s a lot going on on the Gem Homeworld that he doesn’t know about at all, and a lot of rules that exist there that the Gems we know don’t follow!”“Steven’s going to learn a lot more
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
socialdegenerate: socialdegenerate: Dude at work tried to tell me that Ancient Greek was derived from Latin. Then he tried to convince me that the entirety of English is based off Latin. Then when I corrected him about a phrase he said was Latin but
thesanityclause: damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl: So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It’s the music that calms me down the most and I fucking love metal heads. Everything about
technicolordame: i have feelings that are too real for characters that are fictional
andreanya: pretentiouslimericks: infinidegree: jiizzzlle: victoriatheunicorn: i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop
princessfailureee: cashhhmani: The worst thing about talking to a guy who’s on top of his shit is that he’s not available 24/7. yo I feel this 😭
flyandfamousblackgirls: husssel: the-real-eye-to-see: In case you missed this Octavia is in my spirit!!!! (and she was talking about Eddie Murphy) Feminism.
That girl Katy killed any chance of anyone else interesting coming aboard since she blabbed about how much they paying her corny ass. They can’t pay nobody else that kinda money so nobody worth seeing gonna do it.
jettestblack: kingjaffejoffer: Bad ass kids made the teacher quit I really can’t fathom why anyone in their right mind wants to be a teacher at any level of the education system in this country. We did this to our Spanish teacher back when I was
askiathegoat: deadpan-searcher: Fuck, just heard about Neil Degrasse Tyson. This snowball just keeps on getting bigger That’s the first one to actually hurt.gotta drop that nigga like the rest tho. It sucks. Why can’t people act right? Tyson
suicide-is-my-father: I fucking hate that I’m so extremely sensitive. I fucking hate that I get attached so easily and when I do I lose myself completely. I fucking hate that I can’t express my feelings and they just build up inside me and torture
That’s what I’m talking about they don’t know nothing about that
“The best thing about it was that we didn’t actually tell Luke, Jack or Kaya that I was going to be doing it. In the end, we just did it right in front of them, and Kaya’s scream is genuine. Totally genuine. She jumped, almost literally, out of
official-putin: when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the
vvorldwideweb: delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, forget about them, you’re better off
glowcloud: u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up
ghdos: I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
gifs-and-stuff: That’s all you need to know about “Magic Mike”.
That video makes me want to vomit ☺️ who told those boys they could do that who forced them into that NOTHING ABOUT THAT VIDEO IS NATURAL
billnyethedemonguy: yume-of-dreams: OKAY So I know we’re still all dead from that episode but I was looking at the most recent trailer and People have been saying stuff about Bill maybe possessing Mabel or something of that sort but See those orbs
That’s a long way to go for someone you don’t care about. That’s what they call moving on. But to go that far, seems to me like trying to conceal the pain of seeing them again. Yeah, that is a form of moving on. But grief catches up on all of
useless-artist: On the bright side, I find it adorable that the gems always make it a point to watch tv with Steven, even for a show they don’t like all that much.
kiracles: My favorite thing about the Homestuck fandom is how amused we are about things calling us terrible. A picture of someone blacklisting the word “Homestuck” for 4/13? Hilarious. Reblogged. A rant talking about how Homestuck is the worst
multiplicationdesks replied to your post: there was also a little bullet info that i read… ‘we gonna teach u niggies how to english’….is not proper english
marblegreensreviews: For @dashingicecream‘s Miraculous AU…just some headcanons. Be sure to check out her blog for more details and amazing drawings!Weiss is the daughter of the president of Schnee Co., a company that specializes in fashion/beauty
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
hitsuzenn: Connie: That boar is really big Sasha: Yea, probably belongs in the colossal category Reiner: …. [probably thinking about his boyfriend] Reiner: okay that’s it we’re leaving this is impossible
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