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bumblebeebats:sergegainsbourgs:sketchdeath:everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this songTHIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID BUT IT’S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS LMAOWish you could do this with books. I never know how tf to end any of my stories so im just
kaban-bang:silvermoon424:This is so fucking funny, apparently “war bad” is liberal propaganda now??? Yes, war IS bad you fucking dipshit.All Quiet on the Western Front (the original book) was written by a German WWI veteran who was determined to show
wait-whaaat: uniquelyreflectinghisglory: cali-fornia-herewecome: rahmagical: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap* My brain just ran out the
fuckyeahnicci: talldarknbeautimus: mrpipenpadalocksarcopolis: rahmagical: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap* My brain just ran out the
wintry-mix: adriofthedead: egorseksualno-racelett: tokyosketch: how can you be so fucking lucky though? you write shitty fanfiction and get the chance to turn it into a book and then you get a fucking movie on top of it why can’t this happen
munderoon: loki0fsassgard: stephaniealive: alecats: books are just dead tattooed trees That’s metal as fuck Wow I like the way their corpses smell that was more creepy as fuck
munderoon: loki0fsassgard: stephaniealive: alecats: books are just dead tattoed trees That’s metal as fuck Wow I like the way their corpses smell that was more creepy as fuck
elysean: “I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.” — Jean Prouvaire, Book III [x] (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
dilfweed: amburdoll: canyoushipit: darkxbunnyprincess: This is one of my favorite childhood stories. WHAT THE FUCK I loved these books That cat in the last picture is like “the fuck?!”
reading-books-with-psychos: mildmilotic: HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED SOMETHING SO CUTE THAT IT PISSED YOU OFF AND MADE YOU WANT TO VOMIT WELL LOOK NO MORE BECAUSE HERE IT FUCKING IS FUCK EVERYTHING THIS WAS MY FACE AS I WATCHED THE ENTIRE THING omg my heart
lifelovebookssex: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap* My brain just ran out the door… oh shit… holy…
lollypopeauthor: I so was tired of my sister flaunting her assets around the house, the one day I snapped. “Shut the fuck up, slut! You’ve been asking for it for a long tine! Oh, fuck, yeah!”My books: http://bit.ly/lollypope
biscaynesugar: Me: fuck I’m broke lmao Me 10 secs later: *buys ฤ astrology book off Amazon* Me: fuck I’m broke lmaoMe 10 secs later: *buys a บ lighter that looks like a tube of lipstick*
0b4y: communityblow-back: YOU FUCKED UP A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK FOR THIS? I FUCKING HOPE IT WAS TWILIGHT This is A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
the fact that Steve Carell and Timothée Chalamet are gonnabe starring in “A Beautiful Boy” lets me know for a fact I’m gonnabe bawling my fucking eyes out when I watch it. the book already got me fucked up and I barely read any of it
eternallyphan: I KNEW SHIT LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN I FUCKING KNEW IT AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I FUCKING HATE THE BOOKS AND ESPECIALLY THE FILM (x)
wait-whaaat:uniquelyreflectinghisglory: cali-fornia-herewecome: rahmagical: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap* My brain just ran out the
tiro-n-stuff: wait-whaaat: uniquelyreflectinghisglory: cali-fornia-herewecome: rahmagical: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap* My brain
llamalionsxox: wait-whaaat: uniquelyreflectinghisglory: cali-fornia-herewecome: rahmagical: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap* My brain
johnnyvmuscle: HOLY FUCK ME JESUS! This boy is a fucking GOD in my book! WOOF! Do me ANY way you want, Papi!
ewmartin: [rips a phone book in half] [screams] HISTORY IS SO FUCKING COOL I LOVE HISTORY ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE HISTORY ISN’T PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE HISTORY IS SO FUCKING INTERESTING
pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter and When the Fuck
puffblack-clouds: shanellbklyn: x-cunt-hunter-x: kxngvxgitx: cold-fury: One of the best moments of my childhood. BITCH ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good no fucks
latino-santa-elf-leo: wait-whaaat: uniquelyreflectinghisglory: cali-fornia-herewecome: rahmagical: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap*
arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
eternallyphan:I KNEW SHIT LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN I FUCKING KNEW IT AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I FUCKING HATE THE BOOKS AND ESPECIALLY THE FILM (x)
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dizzy-situations: jesussbabymomma: my “friend” just realized today that I was ignoring her ass after she stole one of my best fucking friends ever and she got super pissed at me and threw a book on my desk today like bitch aint nobody give a fuck
lollypopeauthor: I went camping with my brother and my parents. I am a slut, I like to fuck both my brother and my dad, but they don’t know about each other. So I fucked my dad deep in the woods and blew my brother under a cliff. Check out my books:
evilstranger: This is so totally wrong! Reading books is nothing for stupid bimbos! A bimbo is only a simple fucktoy, made to please men, and to be brutally abused and fucked hard. Smash her glasses and fuck her in the ass!
cherribimbo-x: the-house-of-bimbos: Bimbos fuck puppets are not born, they are made. Possibly the least recognized bimbo/submissive/fuck toy waiting to happen is the little girl who reads books. Often times they appear “nerdy” on the outside,
dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: Getting fucked like the dirty cheating whore I am by my mf'ing bull, brass-tacks-time. My cheating dirty-brunette-beauty books our hotel room for this sole purpose - uninterrupted fucking
carterson-the-mortal: Sunset Overdrive looks like what happens when a comic book artist who watches the X-Games and Walking Dead did a ridiculous amount of LSD I mean look at this fucking game it’s got fucking color and style and humor and
she-wants-the-eod: she-wants-the-eod: This is Stoya, attempting to read a book while sitting on a vibrator. Not a single bit of nudity and this is still hot as fuck. Holy fuck. When I went to bed, this had 11 notes. It now has 282. wut.
thosedamnfish: assbuttsinparis: One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences. if you didn’t read the book, it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one
satansfuzzytestes: puddlekid: art / indie I’m not paying ผ.39 for some random ass book you shitty hipster. For all I know it’s a fucking cookbook on raisin recipes. Fuck that.
charliebowater: theamazingdigitalart: Rebel book illustrations by Elena Bespalova Oh my fucking g- OH MY FUCKING GOD.
skiplo-wave:peacesmovingcabaret:injuries-in-dust:“Broken dreams and scattered screams.”I already hate coleslaw, why the fuck would I want it in my ice cream, 1970s?This was in kids cook book???More how say “ fuck them kids” without swearing
halfdrest: don’t fuck anybody that hates books (well don’t fuck’em twice) joewehner: Zuza reading for “The Roommates” by Joe Wehner
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