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appel-likes: kukutjulu01: Books by doubleWbrothers XD doubleWbrothers is a fucking god.Now go into the Warhammer 40k lore book.
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With the rising cost of books…. Quality of fuck relative to quality of book or video game.
glittergaysandgore: sherrylovesn: wish i was that book. Fuck the book. I wish I was those shorts!!
fuckyeahoddthings: weirdscaryandusualstuff: DISTURBING KIDS BOOK Incredibly ignorant and the fact that it was written for kids makes it, in my opinion, completely evil. 147. Disturbing Children’s Book. AGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK DID
danielstick: (via thechocolatebrigade) “We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” — John Waters
unprotectedisbest: dolly-rotten: This is Stoya, attempting to read a book while sitting on a vibrator. Not a single bit of nudity and this is still hot as fuck. Damn! This is so hot (although I don’t like the topic of the book) watching her get
umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever likeif I wanna read then I’ll readand if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuckand if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna
skyriderarts: I finally found the fucking sketch book I had this pic in. A piece for @sinccubi of their wonderful, pervy character. (and before you ask, yes the sketch book is FILLED with smut) Thank you for the Fan art~
twilight thats not canterlot that isnt your library theres no books twilight . i dont care what fucking era those pillars are from twilight theres no books
Hey guys i’m taking a moment from watching the most darkest and awesome bruce timm movie to bring you this.“Have you ever wonder why reading comics it’s so hard? You want to start to read a comic series but you don’t know where jump in? Don’t
tigerssjaw: starkinglyhandsome: gallowstyphoon: idiaz: New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.” WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK have
i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
Why the fuck am i chosen to draw 7pictures for my biology book project. Like wth there are 4 other ppl in this group who are only writing two sentences. Plus I sitll have an english book reading to do. All of this in 3 hours because then it’ll be
unicornempire: adampascalfan: stevesmithis: skullybateman: alternicobase: Star Wars special edition book cases Fuck What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck attention @djeterg19 I believe you need these. Okay, I… I really want that last
desinteresse:desinteresse:desinteresse:I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacksMoodboardAre you guys okay? Like in the head?
As a child, for all the other information contained within its pages, I called bullshit on this book because how does the sperm get to the egg? It doesn’t fucking say. I stared at that photo on the left a lot every time I reread this book, knowing
umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna
oh-nykki: gaijinhikikomori:dvxdm: An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep) You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment i loved this book
jewishsanta: when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
fakeblood: water-writer: dont give children’s coloring books to college students Give them all the books!These are fucking cool!!
thecrazycorgilady: therepublicofrapunzel: disneyprincessalexia: therepublicofrapunzel: disneyprincessalexia: mydearschreave: maxerica: CAN THERE JUST BE ONE BOOK ONE BOOK WHERE A FEMALE CHARACTER DOESN’T FUCKING SAY “i know i’m not pretty
Karel Thole’s cover for the 1970 edition of Farewell, Earth’s Bliss (1966), D. G. Compton
thisbeautyneedsabeast: sure would !!!! fuck my pussy while i’m deep up in a chapter book write your own book in this pussy zaddy !To be taken in a book store or a library while blindfolded….this would be amazing…
when-feminists-attack: pr1nceshawn: Little Video Game Books by Joebot. Related: Little Pop Culture Books and Little Pop Culture Books 2 FUCK THE BIO SHOCK AND PORTAL ONES THO
doctorhotpants: ravenclawsbleedtardisblue: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
I’m trying to apply the things I’ve learned so far from all of these books on writing to HLAR chapter three. The problem is that my outline looks basically like this: - They fuck - They fuck - They fuck more - Yep more fucking What do
harleycitysiren: THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.
thestalkingcat: queen-of-ancapistan: beeslybee: misssophie0-o: whats your hoard from iguanamouth This is so important to me HOARD OF BOOKS HOLY FUCKING SHIT LIKE GUYS I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MANY BOOKS I HAVE I OWN 171 BOOKS. HOARD
johncribati: marco-domino: kaytivity: This book looks so cute??? And it’s an ace romance book?? (That’s the first I’ve seen) I’m definitely reading the his hell yeah QUEER POC ASEXUAL BOOK?????? FUCK YEAHH!! HeishskzosgsmIsvdus uh And if the
umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then
the-knights-who-say-book: me, at the end of the book: NO, do not, don’t you fucking dare— [turns page, the only thing left is the author’s note] me: YOU FUCKING
lmaonade: i remember this time in elementary school i had to write a book report on something and i chose the book Warriors. yes the legendary series with the fucking, cats and shit. the thing is i never read the book, at all, i completely winged the
ravenclawsbleedtardisblue: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
steamhunk: thetalkingpoltergeist: sanguineblood: So I was just cleaning the house and found this in my old room, figured I’d have some fun! “What sort of fucking idiot burns a book? Burning a book is just childish. Burning a book is like burning
why-she-fell: why-she-fell: ravenclawsbleedtardisblue: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk?
thealphapigeon: youareyoubutwhoareyou: itissilent: vintagefreshman: DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE: THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK THE
devintherealboy: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” that was smooth as fuck.
stainedbooks: mariesbookblog: abookthiefandawordshaker: book-obsession: Yay! :) How?????? What what the fucking fuck? did you read a shitload of comic books/graphic novels? I’m over here trying to crank up to 50 by January 1
youbluemymind: royalteens: organicmists: disappearinq: l-unartides: c-apable: im reading this book cant wait o get to that part this is my favourite book, ever. If you haven’t read it, you should ! What is this book called? are you fucking
umhi-im-alexis:“Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever likeif I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m
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fuqa: purfuct: royalteens: organicmists: disappearinq: l-unartides: c-apable: im reading this book cant wait o get to that part this is my favourite book, ever. If you haven’t read it, you should ! What is this book called? are you fucking
royalteens: organicmists: disappearinq: l-unartides: c-apable: im reading this book cant wait o get to that part this is my favourite book, ever. If you haven’t read it, you should ! What is this book called? are you fucking kidding me? do
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