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“It’s just us, li'l brother. Plus, even if your roommate comes home, just tell him I’m some random girl you picked up. He doesn’t need to know how badly your sister needs your dick.”
hootie-who: “Go Fuck Yourself, Faggot!” that insult Brad had hurled at his gay roommate Chris still rung in his ears hours after saying it. partially because he felt bad but more because Chris had waved a magic dildo at him and he’d been
itsflyinglikeadragon: My roommate was feeling quite depressive and I hadn’t seen him in a few days, locking himself away in his room. He was normally so alive and talkative and I felt really bad being busy all of the time with work. I had an hour or
hootie-who: “Go Fuck Yourself, Faggot!” that insult Brad had hurled at his gay roommate Chris still rung in his ears hours after saying it. partially because he felt bad but more because Chris had waved a magic dildo at him and he’d been fucking
You felt a little bad as he looked right in your eyes. Jimmy had been your frat brother and roommate until he pumped and dumped the wrong girl. She promised that he’d be as dumb a cocksucker as he regularly acted like… When you’d originally seen
holdbacktheflow: holdbacktheflow: Fuck. I have to piss really, really bad and my roommate is in the shower. I already leaked a little bit. I don’t know what I’m going to do.
bustysister: “It’s just us, li’l brother. Plus, even if your roommate comes home, just tell him I’m some random girl you picked up. He doesn’t need to know how badly your sister needs your dick.”
viviandemilo: A shot my old roommate took the summer before last…hence the bad shoulder tan ha ha
txwife: cheatinghunghusband: cheatingwivescantresist: Getting a blowjob from my roommates girlfriend while he is taking a shower. bad girl Ok yes that’s bad but so damn hot
puppygirlsnplaythings: “It’s too bad my roommate here went insane, blathering on about some sort of plot by Hundehersteller Industries to put BitchMaker nanites in the university’s soda machines. Can you imagine? All of us coeds turned into dumb
saythankyoumaster: I told you if I catch you and your college roommate being bad little sluts, I’m going to make sure I’m a part of it, didn’t I, Candy?
hornyclick: boyish-gay-stuff: Big Black Roommate Caught Asleep With Massive Boner! damn, too bad he woke up Negro
drconfess: Submitted by a follower: Confession: I had sex for the first time at 3am with my friend with benefits in his dorm room while his roommate slept 4 feet away. So fucking bad, but so good…
arminspornstash: Eremin smut week belated Day 5 - MasturbationCollege AU in which Eren and Jean are roommates and Eren is bad at closing doors.
the-good-sister: God, I just want to hold her down between my thighs and make her pussy cum for me all fucking day! Ngh, shit! This is dangerous… I need to calm the fuck down. No raping your roommate… bad good sister, bad….
So I’m a 22 year old girl and I live with 2 other guys. I wanted to fuck the one so badly but it turns out he’s an asshole.So one day he invited his best friend over. We hit it off and he got pissed at us for it and didn’t want us to talk.So we
My roommate asked what was wrong and I explained it to him His reaction:
–One side of a bad conversation–-If only one had moved out it would be ok, but two moved out without so things are bad very bad. It will be impossible for me to find 2 roommates in 9 days I’ve been crying because it so
sorry i’m so bad at the whole webcam thing. it’d be MUCH better if i had a way better webcam, and my roommate didn’t come home so soon. I’m so disappointed right now! I thought I had 2-3 hours at least. :( you guys were fantastic
hotgirlmara:My commission from soph_thijm. Turns out if ur roommate has a bad enough gacha addiction she’ll draw whatever u want for like ุ
I had to go really bad fluffy. My roommate was in the shower and I drank sooooooooo much tea and I could hardly control myself and wet myself 😖
youlljusthavetoholdit: omotpees: Breakthrough Realization Any room is a bathroom if you have to go bad enough “Not in the kitchen,” you think to yourself. “I can hold it, I can hold it.” Your roommate was in the bathroom when you got home,
trans-crystal-gem-jasmine: If anyone needs a place to stay in Antioch, TN (about 20mins or so from downtown nashville) Msg me. We need a roommate badly. We can discuss how much rent will be. Please signal boost this
My roommate got a fat ass to bad he's straight I would of put it to good use
my roommate thinks the bottle of fireball i bought her should last her for the year while i’m lookin at my vodka like, this should get me through the rest of the week lolll
Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on PatreonHey today is terrible but also here is some classic Star Wars smut~ These were based on a very old patron request but I also need to shout out to @berlynn-wohl for writing that good good Han/Luke fic the
puffpuffplus: Sorry I’ve been MIA lately everyone, I just recently moved after getting out of a really bad situation with my roommates. Hope these make up for my lack of activity.
prozdvoices: bad roommate
saythankyoumaster: When her boyfriend is stuck in traffic and my girlfriend feels bad getting fucked while her roommate is wet looking at my blog.
horny-virgin19: I need to cum so badly, but my roommate is in the room. I just want to rub my clit and finger fuck myself. Mmm Fuckin’ follow my blog. I whine about this exact thing (male version) all the time. =_=
someonepleasebreedmybfalready: letitbeknown253: As soon as you leave for work you roommates slamming his massive fuck stick deep into your boyfriend. Good thing they both have the day off and you don’t. To bad for you though, you guys ran out of condoms
So I’m pretty sure I caught my roommate’s cold, but it’s only in my throat. I don’t really have congestion or anything, I just have a really unattractive, not very loud voice right now. Too bad I have therapy tomorrow and I got
Did I ever mention how much I love my roommates We have apartment theme songsI’m not kidding we always sing them on the way to school
So I was having a drawing night with my apartment when I found this really old OC that my roommate deemed the cutest OC of mine so have a sketch dump.They were originally a chibi with insanely anime eyes and big ass eye lashes.Also that is the end of
So uh… yesterday… uh… watching more Re:Connects… I thought that Ren’s bad ending was, y'know, bad, y'know, because getting eaten alive and shit. Uhm… I was very wrong. My roommate agreed with me. We were so very
My roommate’s cat likes sleeping. Too bad she doesn’t always know how to sleep. Needless to say, she was our laughing stock for the night.
New roommate is apparently some kind of fucking porn connoisseur. This has gotta be some HD shit judging by how badly it’s clogging up my intertubes.
shampoo: shampoo: shampoo: if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados she thought california was its own country (i literally
ebonysubprincess: I’m the only person who can make myself squirt 🙃 this celibacy isn’t so bad after all … (I had to have the tv up so my roommate wouldn’t hear me in the dorm, sorry it’s loud)
small-cabbage: taylor-ruth: My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and
thic-as-thieves:Only bad thing about gaining is growing out of your favorite clothes. However it’s nice to have a roommate to remind you that the belly is better than the 6-pack. After helping me out of my old pants, I made sure to help him out 😈Roommate
I feel bad that my roommates have to deal with my taking over the living room all the time. I’m a bad Roomie. It’s hard right now but I’m also not doing enough to help my damn self
taylor-ruth: My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at
ashtonkisses: why do good concert tickets happen to bad people
there is pizza in the fridge downstairs i have not eaten yet today I want that in me so bad but his roommate is here AND HIS ROOMMATE KNOWS I DID FOREVER AND WHAT IF HE LOOKS AT ME ALL KNOWINGLY LIKE HIS EYES WILL BE CALLING ME A HARLOT THAT MOANS TOO
I’m a bad roommate
