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chris pratt you're welcome to come and wreck my ass.
daddysnakedblog: I’m gonnal continue fucking you until all of your holes are sore and you’re bathing in a puddle of your own slutty body fluids!! DO YOU HEAR!?!
And you’re probably too lumpy for consumption
When somebody takes something from you and you're not in the mood to play...
If we date you're gonna have to get used to me always wanting to touch you
excart:@mcsweezy Happy birthday nig. it may have been more than a year since any SS, but Nina is still a great waifu. Fitting that the best artist I know should inspire my best work to date. You’re a cool bro. You’re a radicool bro too arc! And this
It’s like trying to keep a leaf up in the air with nothing but the breath in your lungs. You can’t puff it all out keeping it up. At some point, you’ve got to breathe. Then it’s on the ground and you’re left waiting for a gust of wind to pick
shylittlebaby: Heads up, if you come on my blog and you’re underage your ass is getting blocked. My blog is strictly 18 . If you don’t like it, tough shit. Alright, I’m only going to say this once: It’s natural to be curious, it’s natural for
scalefeathers:you know when you’re working on a drawing and the anatomy isn’t quite right and you’re not sure why and so you draw the skeletons underneath to see if that shows up any issues with proportion that might be obscured by meat and clothes
ocarlna: I’M LITERALLY SO TERRIFIED AT THE THOUGH OF DRIVING ONE DAY LIKE YOU’RE LITERALLY CONTROLLING A THOUSAND POUND DEATH MACHINE AND YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND??
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
okimstillhere: anuglypineapple: whospilledthebongwater: warsangeli: when u meet a poc and they introduce themselves w/the white pronounciation of their name like no sweetie you’re safe here, roll the r Like you might have to pronounce your names
thumbtackjuicyfruitspork: You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
w4t3vr: sexclaimes: thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow: sexclaimes: First tattoo and couldn’t be happier. On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool. .. Not You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I
allonsysaidhe: ”Listen, I’m flattered, really, but I’m not this doctor bloke you’re going on about. Funny though, you’re not the first person to ask me that. But you’re wasting your time I’m afraid; I’m not him.”
when someone has big boobs and you’re trying not to look
shutupaubrey: i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
and you're not even that nice
theheatofthesouth: Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
chrystali:rynnay:realizing you’re coming up on the age of most of your OCs were when you first created them and you’re pretty sure you assumed you’d be as mature as/know as much as them by now but you really don’t know shit Realizing most of
my-mischief-managed:You’re the Worst - Like People I love how he knew. They’re both a mess and show how messy a love life can really be when you’re messed up.
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
nataliemeansnice: loser-baby: Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?
puttanella: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom
danceswithjoshnekus: tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves
you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version
cwote: You’re not too much. You’re not a burden. There is no one else like you in existence with all your complexities, and your self-expression is not needless, excessive, or foolish.
sassyandrogynefriend: alexandraerin: burndownthistown: aquickalias: raz-orface: That awkward moment when not all people voting for Romney are Homophobic, Sexist and Racist. yeah, sorry, but you can’t cherry pick what Romney policies you’re
fishpun: ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH
msjewbooty: when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
cocohnutskin: “If only I could scream . I will do it loud, I will do it to you I’d say you’re all I see and you’re all I feel but you never knew” - Adna self-portrait
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
worldpeaces: cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”
toffmikin: Regarding those who like to take art from Pixiv and repost them to Tumblr: The Pixiv site very clearly states in English to do not do that. And you know a simple Google Translate would get enough of the message across if you wanted to ask the
cleromancy:do you ever think of a pairing and you’re like “haha how would that even work” so you try and figure out how it would work and the more you think about it the more it makes sense and the more you like the dynamic? and then you’re stuck
faicchi: polkadopolis: Quick someone share some motivation and talent with me YOU CAN DO IT, WHAT?? WHO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING YOU GET ON THAT TABLET, OR THAT SKETCH PAD AND YOU DRAW THE SHIT OUT OF IT. FINISH IT, LOVELY. ERFGHIHIOGFHOIDFIHOGDIHFIH
Disrespect me and you’re dead to me.
theducktah: do you have those friends on tumblr that you pretty much never talk to but you follow them and they follow you and whenever you see them on your dash it just makes you smile and you’re so happy they’re there and yet you’ve
tinytmas:do you ever just get jealous over something dumb? but like really fucking dumb. and you have no right or reason to be jealous but you just are and you’re dumb and the thing is dumb and everything is so dumb and you’re still jealous bc you
afterthelonely: one of my favourite things in the entire world is when there’s a huge thunderstorm outside and it’s raining heavily and you’re in bed swathed in blankets and you have just never felt warmer and safer than you do in that moment
yellyhaim: “Some people get the wrong idea, you know. If you’re quiet and you’re just not the most gregarious person, that you’re like.. I don’t know, self-involved, rude possibly, frigid. I get that a lot from people who don’t know me, like
I kinda want you to go fuck yourself. But I also kinda want you to start talking to me again because I miss you. But I know you’re not the same person you used to be. And I don’t think it’s in a good way….
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
brightindie: i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine
watchmerisewatchmesink: i’ll still never understand why people like to post on facebook how much bud they’re smoking and how much alcohol you’re consuming. it ain’t cool. comin’ from someone who drinks and smokes… shut up. Fucking thank
When bae randomly calls you, because something just happened and you’re the first person they wanted to tell..
millslady-deactivated20160509: “You’re wrong about us being on different paths. We’re not on different paths. You’re my path. And you’re always gonna be my path.”
peterparkerdaily: You’re wrong about us being on different paths. We’re not on different paths, you’re my path and you’re always gonna be my path. Les juro que llore 😭
begreedy-deactivated20230318:If you were wondering, the answer is yes. Yes, I’m staring at you and thinking about the wild shit I’d like to do to you.. you’re perfect.
dom-wolf: You’re strong.You’re beautiful.You’re capable.You’re fierce.You’re proud. And you’re mine. You submit only to me.
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
dod-kalm: mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much this is my
You make me laugh and you’re one of my favorite people to see on here, so have an old Garnet doodle with the insane curls I always give her :,) <3 thanks for being amazing and you! (by @bella-aubri)
calieste: so i tried re-drawing ikimaru’s mer!kanaya ;_; i think i messed up ._. but eh after all im only 11 also in the beginning i did abyss mode feferi but it was so hard and then i drew kanaya omg no she’s so cute! ;v; thanks a lot!
Pretty sure that when you’ve made it clear you are interested in a couple, if you do change your mind you’re pretty obligated to let them know instead of ‘ghosting’ and ignoring/lying and saying you wanna hang when you don't…? Consider that.
