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Not to worry My pet. you’ll heal up soon enough. By then I’ll be in the mood to do this to you all over again. Welcome to the rest of your miserable life pig!
roadroller-chan: Cooking is an emotional process. YOU WANT ME TO COOK YOU OR PUNCH YOU TO NOTHING - WHAT’LL IT BE?!?!? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
tourettesandsex: urbies: xbostons: lostboyonadeadthrone: If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you? I’ll reblog this every
noogatdelight:She’ll punch your arm and call you a dork!n-not because she likes you or anything!
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ask-wiggles: Coffee Talk: I’ll give you a topic. Berry Punch is neither a berry nor a punch. Discuss! ————————— NO ONE HAS MADE THIS JOKE BEFORE AND IT’S A CRIME here’s some context for the babus who have not watched this
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post “That was one of the gayest films I’ve seen in awhile I’ll tell you…” Did you stay all the way after??? Yeah I did. And then I punched a wall and screamed.
floozys: donavonisnotsexy: floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE we will not. you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll
charlielikesdragons: reminder that no one is required to love their parents because a lot of people do have genuinely shitty parents and if you invalidate people’s feelings about their toxic parents i’ll probably punch you in the throat
actualcrutchie: being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.
ghost-in-a-machine: Getting drop shotted in CoD makes me want to track down your IP address do this to you. I’ll give you the hint, you’re Agent Smith. I’d also like to add that when it comes to face punches, this is by far at least top 3.
blueandbusted: “Ok, fine….I’ll do it. I’ll give you a chance to cum. Here’s the deal: I’m going to give you a very slow hand job with one hand, and slap, punch, and squeeze your balls with the other. You’re going to lay absolutely still
madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: floozys: donavonisnotsexy: floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE we will not. you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility
xxoverandoverxx: charlielikesdragons: reminder that no one is required to love their parents because a lot of people do have genuinely shitty parents and if you invalidate people’s feelings about their toxic parents i’ll probably punch you in the
noregretsjust-love: Imagine you’re in a room, and Fred stands up and says “Vote for me and I’ll give everyone fifty bucks and I’ll punch everyone named John right in the face.”You can probably assume most people will divide into one of three
ghoulchantsister: “As far as I’m concerned, if there is reincarnation, I’m refusing to come back. Once is enough. If there is somebody you appear before who determines where and when you’ll come back—I’ll punch them in the face. Maybe that
rawritsmeep: Look I’ll do it for you. Today’s weather forecast: cloudy with a side of ME PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU DON’T WRAP THIS UP THANK YOU. HOLY FUCK.
madnutella: tourettesandsex: urbies: xbostons: lostboyonadeadthrone: If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you? I’ll
sableyes: someone: I hate you me: I’ll let you punch me for like 7$
yoshisuggestions: yoshisuggestions: yoshisuggestions: Just woke up and I’m canky I’m cranky and I’m angy and you don’t mess with me or I’ll stomp my little feet at you Hit you and punch you and hurt you so bad
“I want to punch you in the stomach with one arm, as I pet your head and I tell you how I love you and I'll never hurt you.”
ugly: “If someone punches you in the stomach,“ he says, “it’ll hurt whether you were expecting it or not. So if the person you love stops loving you back, you’re going to feel the blow even if you saw it coming.” — S.Z. // Excerpt from
firedrill: “If someone punches you in the stomach,“ he says, “it’ll hurt whether you were expecting it or not. So if the person you love stops loving you back, you’re going to feel the blow even if you saw it coming.” — S.Z. // Excerpt
Kink of the day: “Alright, I’ll let you cum in my mouth; but if you get it anywhere else on me, or touch me in any way, I’ll have your dick in a vice and punch your balls until your legs give out.”
“If you don’t stand for something. You’ll fall for anything.” Sucker Punch (2011) dr. Zack Snyder
bruisedfaggot:“Guess which one I want you to worship first, faggot, and I’ll give it to you. Guess wrong and I punch you in your faggot face.” Somehow, the faggot never guessed right.
