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Why does my girlfriend have to live so far away? 😩
Long Term Effects: After thee years of feminine training you’ll find that it’s impossible to get off like you used to. You’ll just have to do it like genetic girls do, get yourself a boyfriend and have him fuck you to orgasm. Either
Rainy Day Women “Well, they’ll bone you when you’re trying to be so good They’ll bone you just like they said they would They’ll bone you when you’re tryna go home Then they’ll bone you when you’re there
averageisnotenough: I understand that you feel like comparing yourself to him, and competing with him honey, but you really shouldn’t. It’ll just stress you out, and its not like it’ll get you anywhere. He fucks me in ways you can’t. And I really
shapedlight: And here it is, merry christmas! Just a quick tumblr exclusive video lettin’ ya’ll know about current updates, porn progression and other things. It’ll explain what’s going on and what to expect from me in the future, as well as
whore–fucker: There are times that I just want to take you and fuck your asshole. My strength will press you against the bed and you’ll have little room to squirm. You’ll just have to take it like a good girl. chipped-red-nail-polish
afroerotik: Eat my pussy “Don’t worry sweetie, you don’t have to guess what I like. I’ll walk you through it step by step. Just watch me. Watch me pleasure myself. I like it when you rub my clit … just … like … this. Ooooh!
wittlesissybaby: “…and you just keep stroking it nice and slow like this until you see his balls start to jump and that’s when you release. He’ll whine and he’ll cry like a wittle baby and beg you to let him cum, he’ll even struggle
that feel when you want to see certain artists do su nsfw of favorite character (COUGHLAPISCOUGH) just to see how it’d look but you know it’ll likely never happen unless it’s paid for and even then that’s not a likely guarantee if said artist
its wonderful because like i’ll get anon asks saying “omg quit being best girlfriend” and I’ll be like “oh tee hee you’re so nice” then turn around and be like YUP I JUST POOPED MYSELF
thank you all who put up with me at my cringiest, i came back to a bunch of the nicest messages all of them help, i´ll try them all, believe.. I can.t remove myself from the situation but i´ll find a way to handle it, at leat better that before, just
WARNING: This pic contains watersports lolor smthand I was so unsure whether to post it or not, if u like such stuff…too bad lol I’ll prolly never POST such thing again unless there rly r ppl who’d like to see more??? IDKand sry to all the
vacuumssuck: i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD
katadesmoi:its so stupid how you’ll have a dream that’s just like this horrible precision-crafted weapon of psychological terror and then you just have to get up and go to work like u didn’t just experience the apocalypse in real time or whatever
pmgrnts: pmgrnts: the entirety of apple products is just an example of how we’ll never be able to stop capitalism because if it goes any further we’ll just accept it. like there is no reasonable explanation to the fact that people will pay 30 dollars
countvonroo: I love how groups of friends will end up adopting a group name. like wether it’s something just like “squad” or “meme team” an inside joke or something. and you’ll just refer to the group like one unit like “hey, the meme
alabasterjohnson: People seemed to like my –>“Heather spanking Elizabeth”<– animation, so I’ll do some more spanking stuff for everyone! If that’s not your thing, don’t worry, I’ll always post a heads up, just like I do with my
genderphobia: i told this girl that estrogen made me grow a uterus so i could get pregnant and they’ll just cut the baby out of me and i’ll grow boobs but still have a penis and she was like “SERIOUSLY?!” and i was just like 👀 the American
moriartys: I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.
I’m also, weird. Which scare a lot of guys away. Idk why, but I am just a weirdo. I text weird. If a like you a lot I’ll respond weirdly fast. If i feel like someone isnt interested, then i feel like im weirdly boring and find it my fault.
I’m so unhinged now that I basically lost all my friends. Like I’m going to see Kyary next week and I just don’t want to know what it’ll be like if I see my ex-housemate. I say this like I’ll do something violent, but really,
jayfatuasian: Wake up, wake up, let’s get it startedStay up, stay up, girl I’ll be on itDon’t go to bed, unless you go with mePhone blowing up, I'ma let the hotline blingGirl, Baby, me like yuhI’ll make you feel so goodDo you just like I should…….
snorlaxatives:people are always like “respect your elders” and i’m just like….. no….. i’ll respect everyone until they give me a reason not to. i’ll respect people who respect me. i have no obligation to respect someone just because they’re
snorlaxatives:do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking like apples?? i mean usually i’m just like “apples are ok” but every once in a while i’ll get a nice crunchy ass apple and my appreciation for apples will just suddenly skyrocket
prospart: Rainy Day Women “Well, they’ll bone you when you’re trying to be so good They’ll bone you just like they said they would They’ll bone you when you’re tryna go home Then they’ll bone you when you’re there all alone But I would
dethpsun: I got sent a patch with no pepperoni, just cheese. So yeah, I thought I’d just give it to someone. Just Like and Reblog this post and I’ll draw a random number on Tuesday, the 17th. I’ll send it with some postcards and stickers.
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
thiccbitch: people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and
gerardwhy: i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
the-sufriente-shipper: methinks-it-is-like-a-weasel: So I’m on youtube watching a video involving Felicia Day’s new haircut when Okay I’ll just give a simple reply, I’ll just Okay, just leave it there, do not respond to sexist troll, do not…oops
Not sure if it’ll help you feel any better, but here’s some kitties so this just made me cry lol, I’m feeling crap and no one likes me and I got this and I was like KITTIES AND NICE PERSON and just got all teary. thank you.
I need to hire some guy to follow me around and when I get the feels, just be like “yo” and he’ll come over and pick me up. Then after like a couple seconds or a minute or so, I’ll be like “cool thanks” and then carry
route82: Not today. Not this week. Not even this month. The routine doesn’t change - after your 25 strokes I expect you to tounge me, long and hard. Just like yesterday. Just like tomorrow. Just like you’ll get used to.
ocarina-0f-thyme: gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can
ironinkpen: what’s better than this…. just teams being memes *pidge says anything* “shut up you’re like 12″ they argue over all noises, not just laser noises “and we’ll turn on the particle barrier and it’ll be like pshwoosh” “actually
