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cayya: Yeah it’s ok Ezra. You keep making those totally unsexy unhot unwhatever facial expressions and I’ll keep taking cold showers..for the rest of my life. Seems fair. (Is the cop scratching him behind his ear in the last one? Seems fair too.)
oldirv: And who do you think is gonna believe you. A juvenile delinquent accusing a cop with 10 years on the force? Prisoners fuck each other all the time in Jail, Son. I’ll just say it was one of them. No fucking open that ass! You can get beaten
#1 - #4 will cause damage sooner or later, won’t leave, and or will show back up when you least expect it. #5 - will run out screaming and might call the cops. #6 may show you something you’ll have to take credit for later. …#7 Mmm… she can keep
I’ve been a cop for almost 13 years now, and I think it’s long past time I had a wife to come home to at the end of the day. Or a couple wives, even.My partner Greg has a pair of daughters who’re just about ready to be married off. I think I’ll
drawbauchery: spideypool is illegal i can’t believe it oh god do you think the cops will show up at my door i’ve drawn so much of it idk if you guys know i was joking but i do appreciate that we’re all on the same page here
WIP of D.VA playing Bad Cop. You can watch the recording on http://twitch.tv/knifoon I’ll try to finish it up tomorrow. Thanks again to everyone that stopped by! Twitter | Patreon | Buy Me A Coffee
parrotworm: Michael: Tell GOB I’ll be telling the cops it was him in the truck, so he’ll be joining me here. I’ve got a nice, hard cot with his name on it.Lucille: You’d do that to your own brother?Michael: I said cot. #light incest
asweetheartbeing40: sumisa-lily: Heading out @asweetheartbeing40! Fingers crossed. Maybe I’ll get lucky! 😏😋😈 Hey - if you go out looking like that, hopefully it will be a HOT COP who pulls you over and you will get lucky! I have a naughty
strayasfm: Police Booty Liz in her sexy cop outfit posing on a patrol car. ‘Nuff said. I’m probably gonna mix it up and do some Canon stuff as well from now on, we’ll see. Click on the image for the HD, watermark-less version.
ponchovillaart: I really barely use tumblr, but I figured what the hell. I’ll toss this up here for peeps to enjoy. Because what better way to tribute the best buddy cop movie ever than with crossing it over with the best buddy cop movie ever.
strayasfm: Police BootyLiz in her sexy cop outfit posing on a patrol car. ‘Nuff said. I’m probably gonna mix it up and do some Canon stuff as well from now on, we’ll see. Click on the image for the HD, watermark-less version.
natty-pup: top4jock: The cop who arrested him told him he would be popular in prison. If his first night in jail was any indication, the cop would be right. After that first night, I’d do anything to get arrested again. I wonder how long it’ll
liberalsarecool: smarter-than-the-republicans: White people when an unarmed black person is shot down by cops: “They did something to deserve it. No, I don’t want to look into it, I’ll take the cop’s word without question.” White people when
20daysofjune: Protester is yelling at black police officer. “How does it feel to represent an institution that’s killing your people?”
burnthawitch:janemba: ingacopeland: susiethemoderator: blvckgrl: imninm: babefield: roman noodles leak a full version this….this is actually hot I know right!?! As soon as they said “nigga got shot” I hit that smooth ass jig real quick
That moment when you hear a loud THUD, and then angry yelling and crying from next door and you don’t know what to do. It got quiet again in like two minutes… Not sure whether to call cops… I guess I’ll see if I hear anything
I know where you live, where your kids go to school. SAMCRO has the cops on payroll, this town in its pocket. You say a word about this to anyone, it’ll be the biggest mistake of your little red life. Do you understand what I’m saying?
jaiking: illumise: Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop” Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did.
babyxbruiser: Buy yourself an xmas gift lmao … I’ll sell this video again for a few days if you didn’t cop it before! send a message
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: thatpettyblackgirl: It’s actually insane the way the cops switched up when the white protesters stood between them and the man. “The ONLY type of white ally-ship I’ll accept.” White people take notes. I don’t
girlandguns: Girl With Gun follow me at : http://girlandguns.tumblr.com/ True story. Your next ride won’t be in the getaway vehicle or back seat of the cop car. It’ll be in the coroner’s van. -fms
I've said this before and I'll say it again
yole-mole: majiinboo: chasewoods: The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to I can see it now, the one white cop that wasn’t like the others. It’ll be Leo’s first
futuremrsknow-it-all: evol-revolution: All of these shirts can be found HERE! We’ll be adding more sometime tomorrow! That last one… I watch so many cop shows and my Law Enforcement Admin class taught me that basically poor people or anyone
snowbunnyfantasies:The face you make when a cop busts you from drinking on your 19th birthday and you tell him you’ll “do anything” to get out of it.
mojrim: burn-away-the-flags–begin-again: “You say you hate cops but what if you need to call them for yourself” I’ve said it before and I’ll just keep it up: American police are beyond rehabilitation. We recruit angry introverts and train
wokeupinausedtoyota: brian-beavers: Chief Keef: Points a gun at a cop Gets put on probation for it Violates his probation for doing a pitchfork interview at a shooting range Cries that he’ll do better in his court sentencing for breaking said
theworstzombies:“Cause see a war’s goin’ on outside, I bout cried, When that boy that the cops shot died, my mouth wide open from shock, sick and tired hopin’ it’ll stop, This pen the only hope that I got, I open up shot, and breakout!”
cartnsncreal: Police Are Asking Citizens ‘Voluntarily’ Register Their Video Surveillance Systems So They Can ‘Fight Crime’ - DON’T DO IT. They’ll Have Access To Everything You Record. #Cops #Police
jazz28625jazz: Cop knocked on the door and told the kid to turn down the music. Kid said, “Fuck you.” Cop said, “No, but I’ll fuck YOU!” Kid looked into the cop’s eyes and saw that he was serious, so he said, “Sure. Let’s do it.”
jazz28625jazz:Cop knocked on the door and told the kid to turn down the music. Kid said, “Fuck you.” Cop said, “No, but I’ll fuck YOU!” Kid looked into the cop’s eyes and saw that he was serious, so he said, “Sure. Let’s do it.”
Eventually, they’ll have a TV series together, just running around Hawaii, causing mischief, and making people wonder why it’s called Miami 911 if it’s in Hawaii.
endchesters: Cain in 9.11
dicapriosleonardo: “I actually stole it from the Velvet Underground, I’ll just confess that now and get it out of the way. The ‘VU’ record, obviously. Did we cop out? Yeah!” - On the inspiration for the name of AM to Radio 1
the-lost-art-of-murder: dicapriosleonardo: “I actually stole it from the Velvet Underground, I’ll just confess that now and get it out of the way. The ‘VU’ record, obviously. Did we cop out? Yeah!” - On the inspiration for the name
auntea: kimreesesdaughter: molothoo: eccentric-nae: gahdamnpunk: ☕️☕️☕️ I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Cishet black men are THE weakest link. In addition to that, yall constantly say shit to us that cops say to yall &
