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Waiting for the snow to clear and the weather to warm so I can practice guard outside again! It’s been…6 years, shit. Gonna film myself with a camcorder, but that means I need to buy one ‘cause I can’t borrow from my mom this
paraedoxon: lol i bought myself a fancy jacket today and i’m sure He would wear that shit (and look better than me in it) (beatboxes)
averyconfusingcouple: averyconfusingcouple: God I look so cute when I do disgusting shit. I look so happy with myself! >.< Let me know if you want a custom video (kept private just for you or uploaded to manyvids) 💕 MANYVIDS | WISHLIST 💕
i saw this text post by @takashi-kogane yesterday and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since
I AM A MOTHERFUCKING MISTAKE AND I’M SHIT AND I HATE MYSELF AND I FEEL SO FUCKING WORTHLESS I NEED SOMEONE OR SOMETHING AND THAT’S SO SELFISH OF ME TO SAY I WROTE TWO READ MORES IN ONE NIGHT I’M FUCKING LOSING IT AND I’M FALLING
bvb1123: Oh shit! I pissing myself!
bvb1123: Shit! I couldn’t hold it! I peed all over myself!
bvb1123: Shit! I climbed this tree and now I really have to use the bathroom but I can’t get down. Oh, I’m pissing myself!
omooon: when someone has to pee but the circumstances force them to wait and they star saying things like “I have to go!!” “I can’t hold it!” “I’m gonna wet myself” “It’s coming out!” good shit right there
omooon: when someone has to pee but the circumstances force them to wait and they start saying things like “I have to go!!” “I can’t hold it!” “I’m gonna wet myself” “It’s coming out!” good shit right there
omora-shit:i’m doing a hold while DMing for a group, i’m trying not to be obvious 😓 but i want to wiggle and hold myself so badly, i’m at about a 5 or a 6 right now but i can tell it’ll get much worse soon
ouyangdan: leggywillow: truezodiacfact: Moth pit My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds. you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
indishey: pure-b3auty: vanitas-kiryuu: fire-salamander-dragneel: Well shit, now i have to go all the way back up to reblog it… Actually, kind of made me feel better about myself oh my god i had to do that too^^ repostrepostrepost. I love you
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: I HATE MYSELF SO MUCHLIKE WHY DO I HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE IN FICTIONAL MENI said I would never fall for Endeavor/Enji TodorokiYET HERE I AMTHINKING UP SHITTY AUSWHERE WE GET MARRIEDHELP ME! You just pick the biggest evil assholes
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: thecrazylady10: the-goddess-of-cupcakes: I HATE MYSELF SO MUCHLIKE WHY DO I HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE IN FICTIONAL MEN I said I would never fall for Endeavor/Enji TodorokiYET HERE I AMTHINKING UP SHITTY AUSWHERE WE GET MARRIED HELP
shitposting-ffa: need an obese man to stop me from doing shit like accidentally locking myself in the milk fridge at HyVee I’m good at blocking the way to things
internet-fae:eternal-fractal:weirdgirlcore:sleeping-satan:ADHD: Throws shit everywhere, room becomes messy within at least two days of cleaning itADHD: Now I can’t focus because everything is everywhere ADHD: I can’t motivate myself to clean
whatthemythicalwhat:I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice
furbearingbrick:furbearingbrick: if i had a nickel for every time some fucko responded to me calling them out on their objectively disgusting shit with “I can’t be bigoted against <minority,> I’m <minority> myself” if i had a nickel
holycrapitsbags: thyrell: i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer Yeah former
me-myself-and-will: Hey. Ask me shit.
shot-gun-shells:Having Depression for years is so wild because you just kinda become?? Desensitized to your own suffering?? Like yeah I want to kill myself every day. Oh, oh yeah normal people don’t have that????? Oh shit I forgot
woundedkid: me at others who’ve experienced trauma: your feelings and reactions are completely valid! you didn’t deserve to go through that at all and you are loved!! me at myself: not you, you piece of shit
bvb1123: Shit! It’s coming out! I’m pissing myself!
metssfm: Let’s see if it’s better to announce streams early - I’m gonna go eat, write a todo list, then start streaming myself porting Likkez’s Tracer to SFM with some shit music. (already made some progress) - let’s say 22:30, masterrace time.
blackspleenlotus: Cassie Cage handjob. I was trying to give her this shit-eating grin but it didn’t look right… more facial practice is in oder. …facial, get it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’ll see myself out. Also for some reason gfycat quality is ass.
