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Been a minute, but holy shit. The Flapjack/JoJo mashup drawing is my most popular post ever. I got myself a whole 2 followers through all of this, and a few of my older posts got some likes from it. Maybe one day we can get back over the 100 follower
the-wag: Sooooooooooooooooooo what’s the legal stance on making pokemon shirts and selling them. Will I get the nintendo lawsuit dick raw or is it relatively fair game (If I draw it myself and all)? From what I have gathered it’s “sell shit until
otakuapnsfw: i decided to make some fan art for @mcsweezy because i like the stuff that they make.also i originally planned to have generic character being tide up but i couldn’t come up with good colors that would look good so i just decided use
insanelygaming: Becoming a Legend Prints and t-shirts available on RedBubble Created by Riley Riot I’d rather smear shit on myself then wear that f*cking ugly print
I hate myself. I played 7 hours of X-COM today… again. Fuck shit, I did nothing productive all day but make pizza.
Am I really going to start whoring myself out and take commissions to start paying for this shit? She’s on sale right now and probably won’t be in stock for long. Fuck.
I love the car, but shit if those Recaro seats are bad for my back. I’m gonna have to buy a different seat for myself or else I can’t keep the car… it’s really that bad.The funny thing is that I’ve used a DXRacer chair now for two years
v747: I loose my VFX and background artists so i tried to make smoke and background by myself. Original art by NCMares —- Turnable Scene blend file Holy…..x’cuse me….SHIT…..
web-wrecker: the-weaver-of-worlds: weirdmageddon: Holy shit Me shielding myself from the negativity!
Hey there ponefriends, your pal Faceless “Niggerfaggot” Jr here. I wouldn’t want to jump on here and take a giant shit on your dashboard to excuse myself for not making more lewd pone shenanigans for a while, so I thought I’d
utterly-insane-panda: crystal—fairy: utterly-insane-panda: Feelin myself and I ain’t even do shit yet. Hey… I have those undies. We match. ♡♡ EEP! I LOVE THEM!
seychelles-: hoursago: lets not even start on ~*golden age of tegaki~*~ but all my shit for it was so terrible lmaooo i am having a hard time making myself post this /single tear Totally did Ohh goood I miss those days ;C; Even if everyone probably
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day 22 couldnt think of anything for trail.. so i just drew me kicking the shit out of myself and also me watching and laughing
Phone Wallpaper [Oblivion]IMGURim kind of mad at myself, this wallpaper is so much more simpler than the PC one but looks a million times better :’( , i can never find the perfect balance/consistency whenever i make shit
Strong in a real wayHaving my bf of 5 years break up with me has made me realize how fucking independent and strong I am. I got all my shit out of there by myself in 2 days. I got my hair cut and did my nails too. I’ve been on auto pilot for a lot
princessf950:peachemojimami:peachemojimami:INSANELast night, the jump in one day! WILD✨ manifesting this shit for myself rn ✨
I had a fantastic day yesterdayI mean I felt optimistic, happy, had tons of energy, felt really satisfied with myself.And now today, I feel like an absolutely worthless piece of shit. Work and school, work and school, nothing of substance to me besides
I don’t know if I’m stupid???? Or if my body is overwhelmed just so easily now???? Or what the fuck the problem isI literally can’t get myself to fucking figure out any of this shit fucking exam and I just don’t fucking understand
honeythe-elfqueen: I don’t know if I’m stupid???? Or if my body is overwhelmed just so easily now???? Or what the fuck the problem isI literally can’t get myself to fucking figure out any of this shit fucking exam and I just don’t fucking understand
honeythe-elfqueen: honeythe-elfqueen: I don’t know if I’m stupid???? Or if my body is overwhelmed just so easily now???? Or what the fuck the problem isI literally can’t get myself to fucking figure out any of this shit fucking exam and I just
honeythe-elfqueen: honeythe-elfqueen: honeythe-elfqueen: I don’t know if I’m stupid???? Or if my body is overwhelmed just so easily now???? Or what the fuck the problem isI literally can’t get myself to fucking figure out any of this shit fucking
unskinny: Every time someone tries to make me feel like shit for how I look I vow to take more selfies and love myself even more fiercely. Keep the insults coming cause I got a lot of love to give, fuckers.
tipsy-tom-drank-too-much-blood: yoly138: “Villians and heroes are not so different”. HOLY SHIT NOW I WANT TO THROW MYSELF IN A VOLCANO THANKS
starvscoochiecoochiecoo:This is actually pretty old I just forgot to post it so here it is and shit I’m proud yet disappointed in myself Cuteness overload.
if I had a dime for everytime I listened to Carry On Wayward Son I could build my own damn staircase to Heaven and beat the shit outta Metatron myself
muscle-horse-appreciation: believercountzero: muscle-horse-appreciation: theclassicalhorse: mare-moment: This is some zero gravity shit (video) Ive tried to execute this sorcery multiple times and all I’ve done is slammed myself into my horse
“i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue
roxylalonde: “i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue
I failed 4 exams out of 8. That’s half. And all the ones i failed were the important subject ones. (Geometry,Biology,World History,English) Excuse me while I go crawl into bed and never get up and see the light of day again.
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tsunamiwavesurfing: getting your heart broken is something you shouldn’t skip shit builds character i locked myself up for 2 days in a dark room listening to R. Kelly and playing video games the room smelled like tears and lost dignity after 40+ hours
femalemasturbationaddict: I love women with monstrously huge natural breasts. Especially when covered in oil. Oh, shit. I think I just cummed in my panties. I wasn’t even rubbing myself this time. hucow udders nnnnghh
omooon: when someone has to pee but the circumstances force them to wait and they star saying things like “I have to go!!” “I can’t hold it!” “I’m gonna wet myself” “It’s coming out!” good shit right there
omooon: when someone has to pee but the circumstances force them to wait and they start saying things like “I have to go!!” “I can’t hold it!” “I’m gonna wet myself” “It’s coming out!” good shit right there
Sooo I had to buy diapers by myself for my niece and called my friends mom to ask what size I should get (cause I learned I don’t know shit about diapers) but she missed my call and sent these texts a lil after….. I read this in the middle of Walmart
morbidfashion: meliad: Hi guys, I made myself an octopus backpack :) Holy shit, this is cute.
So I’m realizing (took a while ::wink wink::), that sometimes if you wanna get shit done you gotta do it yourself. That’s why I got a Macbook and started learning how to record myself, lonewolf style. AND THAT’S WHY if I want my tattoos,
Holy shit, I said no to making out and sex all night yesterday and I have a feeling that I was engaging in four play with myself because this morning I’m so horny. I would have fucked everyone at that get together but I didn’t because I wanted
OH MY GOD BBYGIRL, so today i was fucking myself thinking about you and as usual i was giving you orders in my mind and fucking you and choking you and saying really fucked up shit like “i’m gonna put my whole fist in your cunt, i’m
theboychosenbythekeyblade: SHARPIES? Lord, I hope that poor dog didn’t get ink poisoning! Oh fucking please. Why do people still say shit like “you’re going to get ink poisoning.” I’ve been writing on myself my whole life so
I’m finally feeling like myself again today. No more weak shit.
Break up side effects… I made myself cum yesterday by watching gay boy porn and as soon as I start cumming I involuntarily think of her and afterwards I feel like shit.
easilyenchanted: mybeautifulparanoiax: okay let me just take a moment to cry over how pretty these rings are and question why they have to be so expensive. like this is the kind of shit i can actually see myself wearing if i got engaged/married. black
Ugh, this shit is the worst. I have this great girl, this sweet, beautiful, happy girl, who wants to talk to me and get to know me and I’m just too fucked up. Like I’m still trying to figure myself out, I don’t want to let her know my
robin-thorn: Getting myself all worked up n shit
sammy-l7: Part 2 The first picture was taken in early September. My hair had grown out juuuust enough to not be complete shit, and I was getting better at my makeup. I still was waiting to feel good about myself, but at least I wasn’t hiding it anymore.
bitterboy: like no offense but neurotypical people are so exhausting I’m so tired of explaining myself constantly like sometimes I just DO SHIT ok? It’s how I am
growlithed: i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed
*casually fucks everything up for everyone ever*
ohhgoditsrabid: shadowdarkleonidascrusade: I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF @augustotter HOLTY SHIT
jaclcfrost: “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer
fruitgummy: Got a whole pizza to myself watching cutthroat kitchen chilling the fuc out I am so jealous holy shit
Today is a really awful day. Everything has gone badly and I feel like utter shit. I want to break something or hurt myself and don’t wanna go to this shitty doc appointment. Bleh
maplespicedrum: @ past me- the fuck did u expectt I’ve burned myself with caramel before but not my whole hand holy shit, what the heck???
hmu-girls: vivid-ellipses: fadingsuggestion: Fuck anyone who says I have to forgive everyone, “for my sake.” I worked hard for this anger. I worked hard to love myself enough to hate them. Shit, yeah, this is a thing that is hard to articulate.
asspostate: miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
sugarhhiccup:sugarhhiccup:Really sucks to be homeless during this virus shit. If anybody could spare even a dollar so I can feed myself and do what I can to have shelter id really appreciate it cashapp-bubblebath2005PayPal- kaleiherbert@yahoo.com
ouyangdan: leggywillow: truezodiacfact: Moth pit My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds. you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing