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This used to be my boss. She made one too many condescending remarks to me and now I keep her by my bed for whenever “I just need her for a sec”. I promised myself that I wouldn’t use my powers anymore, but fuck that shit. This slut
I felt like shit. I didn’t know if I could go face my little brother out in the hotel pool after I just frigged myself off while thinking about him. Why was I such a pervert?
littlesexfacts: Always ask. I’ve even gotten myself into the habit of saying things to my partner like, “If you were here, I would fuck the shit out of you. I mean, if you wanted to.” Take consent seriously.
plan: “TIME TO BE SERIOUSLY SULTRY. LET’S DO THIS”0.2 seconds later: “i can’t believe i just randomly got my boobs out i am a ridiculous person ok try not to laugh at how ridiculous i find myself oh shit nope too late i can&r
“So is it just me or is getting really into it conceptually the biggest, best part of masturbating? Like, I have some fantasies, but what really gets me is thinking, ‘shit, I’m touching myself, this is so hot?!’ type stuff. And focusing
Its quite the fantasy of mine to just sit and watch Kitten play with herself. I could watch that shit for hours, however I can’t guarantee that I’ll be able to keep my hands to myself ;)
Don’t really post shit like this but I’ve been diggin myself lately Thanks for the sub
stevenxgutierrez:Must I make myself clear? Follow me for more stupid shit
fantasyofsubmission: During and after fucking myself in the ass for an hour. Holy fucking shit my ass is sore but it feels amazing.
alyx-nsfw: I am eating a huge-ass pizza for myself and I open Tumblr and see thisLife is fucking fantastic, holy shit
I’d be disappointed in myself for not doing the fun shit yet.So I guess I can’t die yet. Though id like to.
iquoterelatable: relatable gifs and quotes Do what the fuck you want. Life’s a hell of a lot more fun/exciting.I started about eighth grade, nah fifth wearing what I want, I wore fucking suspenders and all kinds of shit. Because I was myself and
Didn’t make it to the bathroom this morning after my run. Oops.
adirtymindisaterriblething2waste: Holy shit……I just had an orgasm without touching myself at all. And it’s all because of this…..particularly the bottom left scene. Oh dear god…….
Exposing myself on some back roads in Florida.Oh shit! You go gurrrrrrl!
morganagod: theforkedtongueprophet: divinitycas: The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all. candy corn is fucking amazing I don’t care what anyone says. I buy that shit for myself
bumdick: I’ve really felt like shit about my body lately, and today something in my mood changed. I woke up in a fantastic mood, and just stared in the mirror (..something I haven’t done in ages); and instead of picking myself apart, I jiggled everything
bluangel06: Don’t worry @ricancumdumpbarbie I’ll tongue fuck your ass before your shit pipe get pounded by my huge cock I nominate myself
lailakuntz: virginat30craig: bluangel06: Don’t worry @ricancumdumpbarbie I’ll tongue fuck your ass before your shit pipe get pounded by my huge cock I nominate myself
teamshercock: morango-flutuante: holly shit. I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself. Pardon me, I need to change my pants.
I was so posing taking pictures of myself for my blog when my husband scared the shit out of me by grabbing me…lol…I liked how the pictures turned out so I thought I would share a few!XOXO I hope everyone is having a beautiful Sunday!!!!
ROFL. I’m loling so hard I might piss myself. Out of curiosity I searched my old gaiafag name on gaia, What pops up? The GD obsessing over the shit I do and bitching about me being fat and a whore, blah blah blah. Just ROFL. Posting my photos here
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stressvul: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* reblog or like if you ever felt like this*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧follow for relatbale original sad shit!i feel like im already dead, i hate everything about myself! Every. Fucking. Day.
praisemypussy: emfitzzz: Holy shit. How are girls even straight. I ask myself the same question all the time.
simplychula: ღSimplyChulaღ I shaved everything last night before I played with myself… ya know, to class that shit up.
all-shits-no-giggles: trying to cheer myself up.. Feel awful today :(
cockglocks: This is just fucking cool!A copenhagen wholecar by the german bombers “Moses” and “Taps”.I saw this wholecar once when it was driving around..I wasn’t out for long, so i consider myself lucky!THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT! Niceeee
I mean I keep forgetting to post this but I guess now’s as good a time as any. The illustration I did for the Shiganshina Trio Artbook (which you can check out here) Its been so amazing working with these people and I’m let me take this time to formally
talk2franken:talk2franken: Sometime i like to take selfies like this to make me feel better about myself…. Go ahead, judge me. Holy shit, cant believe how many notes this got HOT!
(M) Holy shit, this isn’t true for SOME people, but can be true for most. I myself went through a period where every day absolutely sucked, and I mean for about 5 years. I was just angry. I blamed the wrong things for what happened. I thought
tantricfuckmachine: YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN SOME SHIT LIKE THIS. I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF DISTRIBUTE THIS WIDELY PLEASE I BEG OF YOU! IT IS GLORIOUS! She fell asleep while I was sleepily pleasuring and gently penetrating her. So, here I am. I have my
if this fuckin message rebloggable shit does something, i'll turn myself into a peacock.
mr-mrs-insatiable: I sucked Mr’s cock dry right before he went to work today and it has left me incredibly turned on and wet! I can’t stop touching myself now… and I don’t give a shit, haha! :D
utterlywicked: Feeling like shit so I’ve been taking pictures of myself and posting them on tumblr. Logic.
How do other people just sit down in the library and get shit done? I’ve been here for over 3 hours and this is all I’ve accomplished. I’m not even having fun, I only drew something to distract myself from crying out of frustration. I used to be
“Impending Zion”, as we began our hike up to Angel’s Landing. Taken by meee. When I get back from NYC I’m going to lock myself in a room with nothing but my CS5 and gigs of shit I’ve shot this year. Can’t wait to go
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
screwyourmindwithtsgirls: tsdarlings: She’s definitely going to fuck the living shit out of somebody tonight. I volunteer. I sacrifce myself for the good of everyone else.
la-vida-corre: acadapasosientesotrodejavu: cpwiser10: teamshercock: morango-flutuante: holly shit. I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself. *drooling* siempre he querido una de esas maletas :’c ooooh que genial :c
likeicelemontea: yourcream: tanechka93711: I’ll just leave it here…she is amazing Holy shit I picture myself on the other side sitting right in front of her.. admiring her wet pussy as she orgasm.
cuddlemedaddy: feeling shit so took pics of my fab ass to cheer myself up
xtoxicwaste: 2manytuesdays: xtoxicwaste: lacrimeoceaniche: praisemypussy: emfitzzz: Holy shit. How are girls even straight. I ask myself the same question all the time. Ah Um wow gay comfirmed ONG THERES MY WHAT
I found these little reaction drawings i did of myself in class recentlywhat the hell I’m not actually cute in real life what is this shit
martininamerica: meli-lusion: The full strip is here.I don’t really mind about the accuracy of that shit. I know that self esteem ins’t a bad thing and stuff… It’s just the way i feel. I first made it for myself and feel better now :)Sorry for
laughingdwarf: i know right, get your shit together tumblr I’ve been wondering myself why that frame is even there for a while now.
perverted-slut: put my knickers in my mouth and nearly made myself sick, my gag reflex is shit Must buy you real gag …
MOTHER FUCKER!!! I could loose myself for hours eating that sexy little shit pipe. Even if my tongue got tired, Im pretty sure I would find a second wind by moving my adorations to her pussy…. Damn, I would love to eat that sexy ass
merchant-shits: I was asking myself who I really was and I just found this on the street
naughtynicegirl69: I was so posing taking pictures of myself for my blog when my husband scared the shit out of me by grabbing me…lol…I liked how the pictures turned out so I thought I would share a few!XOXO I hope everyone is having a beautiful
lost-kids:welcome-to-neverland-fucker:b3y0nd—my-th0ughts:praisemypussy: emfitzzz: Holy shit. How are girls even straight. I ask myself the same question all the time. Well shit
kevingetem: I’m really on this “it is what it is” mindset. gotta let shit be & continue to keep myself together no matter what typa shit.
egberts:joedrewraps:egberts:I’m weird as shit but at least I’m not mean *weird as shit AND not mean. 2 positive thing God you’re so right…. ‘not mean’ means not being mean to myself either….
apocalypx: crystxlizes: unfixedly: this is why i feel like shit about myself… actually i am shit x pale x paler than the cullens
edward-glock40-hands: naked-yogi: @busybeatalks and myself taken by bea (do not remove caption or repost) Holy shit this girl got The Great Divide for an ass crack bih what th fuck is dat? Holy shit not all girls look like porn stars? Bitch what
