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“I have literally had all weekend the house to myself, and I’ve been trying everything I can think of to get off. I’ve never had an orgasm but holy motherfucking shit, I left the showerhead method as my last shot and holy shit my
Bottom left picture. And I quote myself here, “Jesus goddamn mother fucking Christ. Holy oh my goddamn fucking holy shit damn oh my damn goddamn shit fucking Christ. Goddamn!” Me ams want to go to that country. Sure PYP, why not?
iquoterelatable: relatable gifs and quotes Fucking assholes lie about shit so I do stupid shit to myself. Go fuck yourself you scumbag.
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lost-kids:welcome-to-neverland-fucker: b3y0nd—my-th0ughts: praisemypussy: emfitzzz: Holy shit. How are girls even straight. I ask myself the same question all the time. @vidi-somnium Well shit
uglyfatpigtohurt: villainous-cenobite: Ever heard the expression, “happy as a pig in shit” before, cunt? I have, many times over. It always struck me as funny, and I found myself constantly wondering if a pig was truly happiest in shit. I suppose
Ok, so shit went down but basically all summer my dad was starving the entire family. I dropped to 95 pounds and basically ended up skin and bones. Fuckin creepy; I don’t like it and its scary as shit to look at myself. However, I recently moved out
This majestic bitch is so soft and soothing to pet in times of great distress.
Why do I care so much about how good I am at art? It’s not even a profession or anything, I just like drawing fanart and shit. Stupid shit that doesn’t matter. So why do I always beat myself up when I can’t get something to look good,
you know what is actually pretty neat and sort of fucked uplong time followers know me as “shy who does crazy fucking shit”but then i kind of conformed to tumblr standards and admittedly watered myself down and shit happens in lifeso now i’m thinking
Tomorrows plan: fuck the shit out of myself & try and forget how shit I feel
bubbablues: fatboydiet: I haven’t quite got to the “stop giving a shit” stage myself. I’m very well into the “stop giving a shit” stage! :) Love your body and ignore the haters.
this movie is shit. i thought it’d be good, it seemed good before, but watching it again and I have to admit to myself that it is shit and i banish it from my HD effective immedjiatly.
goondere yo man you trying to get me to kill myself? first that peta shit, and then that iggy azalea shit? what you got against me brah? what did I do to you
gunblades: knifeandlighter: gunblades: knifeandlighter: gunblades: @knifeandlighter maybe you’d get more notes on your gifs if you didn’t have shit taste and gif shit anime like inu yasha if i wanted your motherfucking opinion i’d kill myself.
kokiron: kokiron: kokiron: holy fuck Yamcha gets to be not shit for an episode nvm he’s back to shit mode i’m going to fucking PEE ON MYSELF LMAO
stonedocean: “FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. FINALLY. SOMEONE SAID THE BIGOTED SHIT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY BECAUSE I KNOW I’D GET SHIT FOR IT IF I SAID IT MYSELF. FINALLY I CAN RIDE THE COATTAILS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S IGNORANCE SO MY OWN IGNORANCE
adamicoarts: What do you know, I finished the Crystal Kingdom Arc of The Adventure Zone! Great shit. Real great shit. Anyway, I couldn’t help myself and also did a little mashup of the Crystal Kingdom Lyrics with Legion…
Just a little something to remind myself with when I feel like I can’t do shit. Also going to all the haters out there who kept insisting my build is shit.
ionlyliftontuesdays: lurkthejerk: slayyy-queen: My stomach really is looking good.. Working out & I’m proud of myself 👏 woo shit Shit.
ectobiologist:ectobiologist: throwback to when mitt romney shit his pants i just fucking rickrolled myself because i forgot this was my post and i wanted to see mitt romney shit his pants
sailorpalin: iunno
pooeater007: eatmygirlshit: I couldn’t help myself again. Dyingggg to go I was a bit late on starting the video but it was a big one( /)u(\ ) i love the way my shit stretches my tiny ass it’s so yummy I wipe at the end to show you a little shit
scatgoddess: My Dirty Black Teddy playing and giving shit massage with one of his girlfriends with a huge bag of MY sexy shit! I love having others get filthy with my yummy chocolate!! I hope that I can get shitty with her myself soon too!
tank-knows: ladylesbianlover: urhajos: Mirrored Fencing yo that shit is sick but seriously, I’d be the idiot that doesn’t notice it and trips over it and impales myself Shit does look hella sharp
adickted2boys: shaaaant: I am Whitney. Showing up late and shitting on your dreams. I’ll shit on your man as I secretly want him for my myself.
cynthianguyen: I don’t care even if you are my mother, don’t talk shit and expect me not to defend myself and then tell me I’m being disrespectful. You have fucking problems. Everyone in this family knows you talk way too much shit, but you never
Getting back on this shit since its been two weeks after my surgery. You can rub your shit in my face and talk about me but what is that going to do? I’m going to prove everyone wrong, even myself. No more playing games, no more unhealthy food.
beafraidofjesus: One of my greatest fears is that someone will break into my house while I’m taking a shit. How am I gonna defend myself? Do I finish the shit????/?!?!?.
kyleehenke: like 80% of the time I have shit self esteem but once in a while I slap myself in the face and say “LOOK AT ALL THE COOL SHIT U DO SHUT THE FUCK UP” and im like “o yea ur right”
fqno: nerd-f1ghter: This is some powerful shit. Any dude that wants to say “Not all guys ___” (including myself) need to get behind this shit and start changing our culture. Respect the women in your life. Thank you, as we should respect men
suckmydickfromtheback: grizzmontana: brothaj1994: “Money talks, you ain’t got none, end of discussion” -2Chainz Real shit. I clown myself tho. -_- I hate that shit.. like nigga.. make your muhfuckin money homey
lockandkeyhyena:luciferian-herbivore:strawberry98:In german she says “angepisst” (“pissed”) and the german brony fandom lost their fucking shit abt it (myself included)HOLY SHIT??
fatgothgf:27 is gonna be a great year for me i think. i dont mind potentially jinxing it. even if shit goes wrong, i have been thru so much shit already and ultimately came out the other end alright. i am resilient af. i know myself better than i ever
Hly shit I literally wanna put a gigantic explosive in my head and blow up my fucking brain for bringing all this shit back I was ENJOYING myself until I saw that and now I just feel paranoid and really disturbed and hy the hell can’t I just forget
My confession…..I feel good about shit for a week an then be rethinking shit bad. Like do I really wanna go down this road again w/ my ex. Don’t get me wrong she good ppl an has a good heart but I just can’t see myself actually being w/ her
I’m trying to stay clear of my socials cuz I’m scared I’m gonna run into her shit n see her pregnant or something n I’m gonna lose my shit. I’m excited about my new jobs I’m trying to settle down make roots for myself and I’m scared cuz
kevingetem: I’m really on this “it is what it is” mindset. gotta let shit be & continue to keep myself together no matter what typa shit.
sixguy: Just look at that guy who’s fuckin his friends ass…id bust all over myself just lookin up at that shit..ankles grabbed up in the air by him like that. shit dude
darthmark-majin: rohirrim: Holy shit. Who’s up for Naked Messy Twister? I added the ‘naked’ part myself but surely that’s only logical. There’s no fun in playing with paint if you’re not naked. ho ly shit
veezaygotwings: When you text herr some freaky shit & she reply with some even freakier shit Oh my god I just wet myself
truecoloursatsunset: lost-kids:welcome-to-neverland-fucker: b3y0nd—my-th0ughts: praisemypussy: emfitzzz: Holy shit. How are girls even straight. I ask myself the same question all the time. Well shit Fucking hell I’m so gay
minityleroakley: My too 10 favorite selfies of myself from 2016. 2016 May you rest in hell because you were shit but at least some of these photos looks nice and I found my confidence in you so maybe you weren’t literal dog shit. But like no you still
sexhilaration: awksward: r-iviere: electric-wish: sexhilaration: holy fucking shit i couldn’t have put it better myself daaamnnnn I’m fucking done like i’ve said before. hOLY FUCKING SHIT
amazinglyartisticadvice: bensonownsmyovaries: This shit NEEDS to be stopped. I am sorry, E L James has fucking inspired the worst SHIT in the history of the universe. I took these pictures myself today and these were not in the sexy adult section they
thesexuneducated: Being kind to myself is hella hard. It is so much easier to tell myself I am a piece of shit and feel defeated, rather than place my hands over my heart and listen to what the sadness is saying. But I refuse to continue to give life
I just keep spiraling down and down.Struggling with getting myself out of bed, to make myself go to classes, to get shit done that I know I need to get done. I know it’s self sabotage. I know it’s going to fuck up my future if I don’t get it together,
saintscoot: 2015 goals: take more selfies dress up more be more optimistic do more art, improve, improve, improve take no shit love myself more love myself more
thebaconsandwichofregret: 73x5sunrises: violinistatwork: Finally HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST DESCRIBED MY ENTIRE ISSUE WITH COMMUNICATING WOW now i understand myself better Sometimes even I can’t keep up with myself, when I’m thinking I develop a
unconfused: i don’t even know, i have issues. i’m fine one moment then i fall back into this stupid mind of mine and overthink about shit that shouldn’t even matter. i just want to be happy with myself, i can’t even deal with myself. now i know
taint3ed: theliesofrello: taint3ed: Me at home by myself video evidence? LOL Sure if I remember the next time I’m at home by myself, yeah. Cause in my room there is carpet and I need to be on the wooden floors downstairs for this shit to get real.
Thinking about how I just turned 18 and started to do things for myself by myself paying my own bills and yet I’ve been shitted on more now then ever. Thinking about all the years I have left to deal with this never ending bullshit gives me the
marllyjane: krackkills: I’m so into myself. I’m aware of who I am, how I feel and where my head is at. Can’t thank myself enough for taking the time to invest in me. Real shit
rectal-anal-isis: theloveofanal:Ohhhh shit. what have I gotten myself into this timeIts not what youve gotten yourself into, its what Im getting myself into ;)There you go. Just like that.
typecozey: typecozey: I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me”
Dude I’m so proud of myself! If you read my other text post you know me & my boyfriend broke up. And I was going to get back with him… But some unnecessary shit got said. Anyways - I’m proud of myself because I haven’t even thought about him.
