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This looks like it should be in an ad for jeans or mail perfume.
gayoutloud: taseredoctopus: musicalcello: adventuresinslumberland: Raise your hand, share your voice. JUST FOR THAT ^Â not even sure what to put, this reminds me of south park, when kiel’s dad wants to be a dolphin
This lie is so disgusting that I want to vomit.This kind of lying should be stopped.EDIT:Funny that they just add a sticker on the cases to mark the game as “not online” anymore.
welliottheblue:All I did was make a Spanish news report on Wilfred Warfstache planning world domination after Slender Man kidnapped all the little kiddies of the world and after Mark mysteriously vanished…I didn’t expect this to be created because
This should be a mans life. Nothing but working for her, and making her life better.
This should be a mans life. Working for her, under her control
apollonui: I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored. The Dark Creature of the Forest
This is my official protest. BOYS CAN BE LITTLES TOO.
This should be every man’s mantra.
zapoteco: ohyeaaah: tapestryofmen: aussielicious: nudebeachdude: loverofbeauty: bather It’s a scorching day here in Sydney and I’d much rather be stripping off on a beach like this guy than in the office.
this man knows how to be the sexiest guy in the world.
This still won’t be the last time Goddess Josephine cuckolds you
uselessprotag: Rock Lee can and will beat the ever lovin fuck out of the entire goddamn naruto cast and the only reason he hasn’t slapped the holy fucking ghost out of sausage man or nard is because he is made out of 70% love for friends 30% respect
MAN COULD YOU HAVE IMAGINED IF I GOT THIS RIGHT THO
man it took me so long to take/edit all the pics of the charms today buut I think I finally got them, I might be able to start posting something tomorrowalso I keep running into more tictail settings that I have no idea what they’re for so it’s been
closetedtransgirlopinions: haha no i just feel weird about people complimenting me idk its just weird when someone says my broad shoulders or manly voice are attractive idk thats normal to be uncomfortable with some of your own features right? haha i
fairyotome: MC, you are lying. LYING. I know you want the reward; I mean just look at him! ಥ⌣ಥ who could turn down a reward from such a sexy handsome man?
What a shit month and shit day man..we broke and now dad just crashed the car and gonna cost us a lot and came home to see are water bill wasn’t paid so could be cut off… hope y’all having a better life then me! 😎👌🏻
lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun
bonkalore: First storyboard I do of any ARMS stuff and it ends up being one where Spring Man almost fucking dies. 8′)))Had that Mega Springtron thing where he got some updates to match mutant Spring after he crushed his head in his previous smaller
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ayungbiochemist: greenthumbshawty: ayungbiochemist: @cocoa-hontas thanks for the tag :) I even threw in a couple rare ones of me smiling. Let’s see yours @greenthumbshawty @juelzsantanabandana @illumahottie This should be in the thousands why y'all
this one time i was on a date and the girl took a picture of her plate and i stood up and left the restaurant and havent talked to her since.
rubbyrubbishbin: invisiblelad: It is not and should not have to be the responsibility of the minority group to perpetually educate people about how they’re clueless. Take a sociology class. Its funny, the last time a person took this attitude with
pikaballoons: so my shitpost on “multiple systems” has 50 notes and climbing it’s practically guaranteed to reach one of these fucks so be prepared im sure theyll go WAAH YOU’RE DENYING MY IDENTITY, THIS IS WHO I WANT TO BE!! no im pretty
pikaballoons: sihubadger: Are you trolling me? you can’t possibly be serious with this answer right? Just because you have phantom limbs doesnt make you an insect or an arachnid, my phantom limbs cover my arms and extend into giant claws and paws.
pikaballoons: ursusversus: How is it belittling the term if they actually experience it? Are you trying to force everyone who experiences this to justify themselves and their pain? And really, I’ve never seen one otherkin/therian being say anything
pikaballoons: lmfao jesus christ trying to get you to stop making a complete ass out of yourself when you pretend to be disabled is so oppressive >appropriation Nazis well, im out. goodnight america this was CNN
Poems of the Dead: Anonymous asked: this will probably be dismissed as white tears but sometimes i get offended by people like...
agniology: maletofabulous: inflateablefilth: n8coatl: agniology: not being sexually attracted to trans* people is not transphobic thanks have a nice day This Yeah, because every single trans person looks the same and acts the same and thus you
montbear: “she feels as if she was meant to be a puella magi and shes happy being one. she’s not hurting herself or anyone around her either, and she’s not crazy or immature. this is who she feels she is, and even if you don’t like her you should
puresuke: cloudsofskaia: puresuke: oncelerswaifu: thesassylorax: rikkysworld: asmoron: The future is retarded, can we go back to this? Why couldn’t I be born then? I’d give my WIFI for this. I should have been born all those years ago. wate-on
dumbthingssocialjusticeblogssay: socialjusticeally: Oh nooooooo I’m cis scum! This is so awesome. I’m not even being sarcastic here. well “guy” pukin on ppl aint “nice” either
biculturallatina reblogged your video: Exclusive video of riley gettin owned This is a lot of effort to be ridiculously creepy :| i guess getting up from the computer seat is a lot of effort for the average tumblr user…
hisstericalhysterectomy: crackerthingssaltycrackerssay: rottenmeats: fiztheancient: biculturallatina reblogged your video: Exclusive video of riley gettin owned This is a lot of effort to be ridiculously creepy :| i guess getting up from the computer
I wish I was asexual & aromantic. Maybe then I'd actually be productive and get some real writing done, rather than this sad, sad excuse for poetry.
damarashotass: forfuturereferenceonly: the-blu-scout: like chewing 5 gum This is the fifth time I’ve seen this post on my dash. Please if any of you people have any shed of decency please tag your post with trigger warnings. I may not be the “meat
teagankgb: hidden-agender: osobigbear: YEAH NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. FUCK THIS TRANSMISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT. IF SOMEONE DOESN’T WANT TO BE CALLED A DUDE, YOU DO NOT CALL THEM A DUDE. hidden agender, it’s a reference to a show “All That” from
amydentata: At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes. really
sealpremacy: gangster-computer-kebab: manfredvonfuckyourself: allogrips: oliviakanethesjw: allogrips: oliviakanethesjw: nflstreet: nflstreet: donald trump crytyping as he’s being impeached this is rly ableist what the fuck Cry typing isn’t
colonelmagpie: downtroddendeity: #that had better be a virgin martini young man Reminder that you should not allow your seven-year-old replicas to have alcohol. No, no matter how much they insist that they’re physically seventeen and that’s above
spydoor-man: “omg i love gay people, they’re like girl friends :)”“you’re not like other gays”“omg i have a gay friend, you two should totally go out!”“i could totally turn you straight tho ;)”“you’re too cute to be gay”“have
growley: if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
man, what an episode that was I got all choked up
umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating
man, can you believe today we’re finally going to meet that Gem we first saw in Lion’s mane over a year and a half ago? I’m so excited!
This should be a cool movie The LEGO BATMAN MOVIE
tangletots: One man. One reporter. A legacy that will be in our hearts forever.
cfreezy: militarygradeweed: arizonagunguy: jsantagato: illfindpeacesomewhere: So my little brother didn’t know I was coming home.. I love shit like this Fuckin allergies man. I’ve been fishing all day… and the red tide…got to my eyes…
lupintyde: parfaitperi: monsterkiidd: Voltron: Legendary Defender the musical where allura sings “I’ll make a man out of you” to the paladins as she beats them up hope u dont mind I drew it! bonus lance being a lil shit: This is gold.
cuddlingthecthulhu: I. I’ve been seeing a lot of adorable human!zen things lately and i guess i just. Wanted to give it a go??? ;v;Genji might be a ninja but man if he can’t be smooth with Zenyatta to save his life.
thechocolatarian: true2myroots: This is true. Fellas be the same complaining there’s no ladies out here but keep settling for girls smh. I have never in my entire colored life heard ANY black man say any of those things about the women in the top
this is rory's, "this man is going to be the death of me (again)" face.
vodni: animericans: this is so boring white people are so boring let us climb our fences in peace man!!
commongayboy:commongayboy: Disgusting trash who stabbed 6 at Jerusalem Pride today is the same man who stabbed 3 at 2005 Pride. He was released 3 weeks ago instead of being left to rot in jail until he died. This is why we celebrate Pride. Because for
#what about Kanaya though #Sunny? #you don’t want naked girls in hers #and Terezi too #scales could be pretty I guess but that’s kinda weird? no way man there should totally be naked ladies in Kanaya’s B) jk but yeah actually I have
This is what happens to them after years of being used for giving milk and having their calves slaughtered. Thanks mom and dad for bringing me to this wonderful world.
This frenum piercing makes this man’s penis seem even more powerful. Could it be because the piercing is evidence that he pays real attention to his cock?
This man obviously likes sharing his engorged penis to be seen…the head on this cock is beautiful!
This man positions himself perfectly to take his sex partner’s erection into his hole…the top’s repeated thrusts reinforce the power of cock to the bottom…you cannot be fucked like this and not respect the power of cock.
