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thestolencaryatid: passive aggressive family members “guess i’ll never be a grandma” “guess i’ll never be an aunt” “guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew” stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical
batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: gifted student™ brains are about as functional as horses when you get right down to it which sounds like a shit post but consider: horses? hypothetically MADE for running. look at this magnificent muscle
Send me hypothetical scenarios and I will respond with how my Muse would handle them.
hyrude: when ur teacher facilitates a debate about equal rights and u gotta listen to ur straight classmates talk about lgbt ppl in the hypothetical
daddyslittleguy: somepretty-things: I want this for my future hypothetical child little guy
heartachemotel: hopelesslydevotedsuggestions: positivelatina: romanticmusings: cute-hypothetical-scenarios: meaningfulsuggestion: lightheartedsuggestion: The world is a little happier with you in it. The world is a little brighter with you in it.
darthjoey: I am watching a hypothetical documentary about the Sun aging faster than normal in the nude. Somehow, my penis momentarily got hard. LOL
i-must-be-a-stalker-because-i: hypothetical-kazoos: mitunacaptoring: AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HAM IS FOR ITS A CHRISTMAS HAM YOU EAT IT ON CHRISTMAS
mylittlelust: shykinkster: For you grey face oh golly Daddy look!!! It’s like when we talked about the hypothetical “bring little to work day” with me :3
mattsmith-the-5yearold: brokencyde: stumphs: WHY DO FETUSES HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN WOMEN because there’s a chance they can be born male. hypothetical males are more important than actual existing women. The truth of this scares the crap out of me.
callingoutbigotry: mildlyamused: Guys heads up. When women try to talk to you about rape culture and you start deflecting with hypothetical gray situations, all we hear is you trying to convince yourself that you haven’t been an unknowing rapist in
armed-joy:one of the most baffling things about right-libertarians - and thats a mighty long list - is just how many of them argue over hypothetical scenarios involving workers seizing their private property, when chances are very good they’re just
hopelesslydevotedsuggestions: positivelatina: romanticmusings: cute-hypothetical-scenarios: meaningfulsuggestion: lightheartedsuggestion: The world is a little happier with you in it. The world is a little brighter with you in it. The world is
ayellowbirds: maya-kitajima: “What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons
king-emare: withlovefromliv: bnme4everkb: afuckingkid: kidxforever: Hypothetically If I die and go to heaven before my wife, and she get remarried on earth When her and her husband die Is she gon fuck wit me? Or that nigga? Damn. Hmmmm. Death
santaferomantic: alessiapelonzi “But love’s a malady without a cure.”(John Dryden)Hypothetically set just after The Wrath of the Lamb.“The Cure”Pencil on paper21 cm x 30 cm (8,26 in x 11,8 in)Signed “Hannibal Lecter” on the front; my real
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theoretically-hypothetically: Art from the Cybertronian era.
jeffliujeffliu: Cultural study: when u like something, rather than saying that u like the thing, saying u are ‘trash’ of that thing. This statement can be used as a preemptive defense against the hypothetical threat of judgement from others. “If
showerthoughtsofficial: I probably have more conversations with hypothetical people in my head every day than I have with actual people.
hrovitnir: bshenanigans: 21stgoddamncentury: If your job can be taken by a hypothetical unskilled, non-English-speaking illegal immigrant or outsourced worker, I’m going to give you some bad advice. I’m going to give you the same bad advice you
My Hypothetical Sex Life
Morning folks. I don’t really have much to say right now. But I want to say thank you to all of my friends who are there to support me. My stepdad is home and I am going to try and talk with him. I am good at hypothetical situations. His argument is
femminiello: armsocks: crocophile: yknow that hypothetical ‘gay island’ that homophobes refer to? well, it exists whys it a monarchy Who Is Dale
alexandot: oceanjasper: trying to figure out what kind of chair a bipedal fox would sit in is a fools task because there’s no real guarantee a bipedal fox would ever invent a chair. thats the true deep lore. that a hypothetical furry society would never
positivelatina: romanticmusings: cute-hypothetical-scenarios: meaningfulsuggestion: lightheartedsuggestion: The world is a little happier with you in it. The world is a little brighter with you in it. The world is a little sweeter with you in it.
desultory-suggestions: friendshipsuggestion: yellowsuggestion: friend-suggestions: ur-acutie-suggestion: sweet-suggestions: princessofhearts19: magicalgirlsuggestions: knighterrantsuggestions: romanticmusings: cute-hypothetical-scenarios:
ashbdsms: Just a beautiful sceneJust in case this tumblr is shut down, you should follow my main account, alexandersane (as it is right now). That way, you will be able to follow the new (hypothetical) ashbdsms
nevertakeitseriously: I would very much like to have my hypothetical rehearsal dinner here.
prokopetz: Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.
mistermetropolis: lesbiangrandmas: randomfandomteacher: heretical-hypothetical: artigosaurus: queen-of-dork: i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei: debisanacronym1: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!? NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN IT HAS
gethenian: prokopetz: Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation. Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???
Just some hypothetical Blu-ray cover concepts.
eearth: The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.
tamsari: Jiggle it baby! That’s hypothetical
anyamercury: #you don’t FUCK with Ygritte’s hypothetical dress
deansass: hypothetical-giraffe: deansass: someone find me this human AT ONCE That looks like my cousin Your tags say he’s a scientist. I’m becoming a scientist. Bring me your cousin at ONCE
mexicanheaux: Hypothetically nicki minaj doesnt need me to support her, she can handle herself but im still here for my mother 100%
sasoriharem: Because in this hypothetical fictional rpg world, semen heals health for some convenient reason
bubblerevolution: Concept art for a hypothetical Made in Abyss game by Shen YH.I wish this was a real game, the series’ setting is perfect for something like this.
izanzanwin: Yes this is happening. Yes this has been happening. Now can people stop speaking in hypotheticals, “saying we don’t want another *insert historical atrocity here* , and be there to support water protectors experiencing this right now?
sexywifenicole: guys are basically hypothetical at this point however if you wanted to go out tomorrow and put your pretty little married mouth right on a hot pussy I would let you do it gladly. what’s the use in girls being able to be such good close
babycakesbriauna: airyairyquitecontrary: resurrection-rite: black-american-queen: He would survive a horror movie. I love how an entire generation has been raised to survive hypothetical scenarios like haunted dolls passing the salt. And people
awkward-lee: so burnie hypothetically mentions in an episode of million dollars but… if he were to cut his hand and then it happened
theverge: If you drop an ant from the Empire State Building, will it die? In the ‘90s, there was a popular Korean TV show called Curiosity Heaven (It does not translate well) that conducted experiments based on these weird hypothetical questions.
rubyvroom: This was the crossword puzzle in the New York Times yesterday. Tausig’s crossword is a so-called Schrödinger puzzle, named for the physicist’s hypothetical cat that is at once both alive and dead. In a Schrödinger puzzle, select squares
voxxyvoo: sunlit-suggestions: winchestersuggestions: magicalgirlsuggestions: knighterrantsuggestions: romanticmusings: cute-hypothetical-scenarios: meaningfulsuggestion: lightheartedsuggestion: The world is a little happier with you in it. The
garbage-empress: jacknabber: i-homeostasis: i-homeostasis: dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand.
ndiecity: beatlesweatles: ndiecity: i think “mxlf” would be a really funny hypothetical “performative” noun because it doesnt even replace the gendered word in the acronym Mom X’d like to fuck X gonna give it to her
bonesandthebees:that-house:hera-the-wizard:wishthatiwasnessiesgirl:WE DID IT BABYYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHok seeing some people not sure what this means so to summarize it:hypothetically speaking, if we could produce nuclear fusion on a commercial scale it would
scout90:This is an incredibly important hypothetical:If you could permanently and magically change yourself to have animal-like features (of your choice: anything from being a full dragon to having bunny ears and a tail) would you? this is irreversible,
bloxs: Men trying to defend rape culture with misogynistic logic. Every time I’ve gotten into a heated argument w/ a man over rape and the autonomy of women, they always use some hypothetical example of a woman being an object to prove their point.
