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airborneranger63:airborneranger63:Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether? How none of
komarusan: barrikaden: what if your dog suddenly turned into a really attractive human i mean wouldnt it be awkward if some giant hottie was just sitting next to you and kissing your face and got into bed with you and constantly wanted to go out on
fuckyeahfluiddynamics:We humans do our hands-free drinking via suction, using the shape of our lips and mouths to create low pressure that draws liquids in. Dogs and cats, on the other hand, have no cheeks and, therefore, no suction. Instead, both cats
kasoola: roarslionfiles: “Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go 10,000 miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on Brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights?
tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! I’m pretty sure
chernobog8: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
chroniclearia: flouryhedgehog: simonalkenmayer: jbbarnes-rogers: Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats “you’re nakey!” in a babytalk voice Fairly certain that’s a universal experience for all human dog owners.
bobbycaputo: Hilarious Photos Capture the Complex Emotions of the Wet Dog Few animals are quite so human in their expression as dogs. If you doubt that at all, check out Sophie Gamand’s photos of canines being bathed. These hilarious and expressive
just-shower-thoughts: Since dogs don’t have any concept of workplaces, careers, bills, and all the other complex human responsibilities humans have to tend to, they probably assume we’re just going on long walks without them when we leave the house.
menandtheirdogs: Dog Bless You The human-animal bond : a warrior trainer and service dog at Warrior Canine Connection.
roarslionfiles: “Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go 10,000 miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on Brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights? No I’m
malcolmxnetwork: “Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go 10,000 miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on Brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights? No I’m
deebott: out-there-on-the-maroon: tastefullyoffensive: It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur) My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg. Puppy was like
I had a dream that Nick and I were at the Humane Society and we picked up an extremely old Golden Retriever. Its face was white and its name was Hunter. I dreamt it was my friend Josh’s dog, which is weird because I haven’t talked to him in
zoe-fuentes: yknow… I want a dog dick, it seems so much more efficient than a human one. it varies in size along the shaft so its not boring, and if they are really daring, you can pop in the knot… dogs are lucky
out-there-on-the-maroon: tastefullyoffensive: It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur) My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.
mad-maddie: mad-maddie: It’s weird to me how humans tend to actively seek the kinship of animals. We always want to pet things. Want to pet the cat and the dog, want to feed and talk to birds, want to study them out of interest and give them safe
trippyspice: greentea-and-blunts: dog-rates: This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy He’s so proud of himself, my heart 😭 He’s amazing
hkh44: commie-thot: maplebungus: video proof that every creature is dogs I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged. Humans seem ro induce animal curiosity
nerd-witche: Out of all human experiences the utter dread and terror felt by every person when they figure out why Edward and Alphonse Elric can’t find Nina and her dog is the most universal
scorpiohumour: out-there-on-the-maroon: tastefullyoffensive: It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur) My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg. it’s
simtunes:ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head
teralyri:simtunes:ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head
zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:I need it to really sink in that between the dog and the very young human, both of them are experiencing a kind of joy and delight they literally did not know was even possible before this. That baby is very young and the
katsukisnikiforov: strawberry-mum: Is that street legal oh sure, that guy can combine two cars and be called “intelligent” and “genius” and “innovative”; but when i combine my daughter and my dog, i’m told i’m “toying with a human life”
c2oh: Anonymous said: bom disgusted after trying out dog treats as human form and asking diei to feed him the same thing in dog form to see if it’ll taste nicer gotta get rid of those treats somehow
the-absolute-funniest-posts: raideo: h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
scorpiohumour: out-there-on-the-maroon: tastefullyoffensive: It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur) My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg. it’s like
moominboy: please dont call human infants “babies”. babies is a term reserved for dogs, red pandas, and occasionally tiny baby deer. human infants can be called infants, ugly little adult people, or larvae
kirstielovesart: tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
chessys: i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure
HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
singletesticle: You ever think about how nice it must be to be a dog. They don’t have to give a shit about anything and they only live 1/5 the life span of a human. It’s like they’re in and out and it’s pure happiness their whole life. Thats
africanstories: “Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go 10,000 miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on Brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights? No I’m
did-you-kno: Dogs watch more TV now than they did in the past. Older TV sets showed fewer frames per second and were harder to watch, but high-def flat screens allow dogs to see the images as clearly as humans. Source
femmequeerwriter: alcoholic-dog-mom: @femmequeerwriter , @gin-and-catatonic and I made a rad swatch palette (Human flesh courtesy of @adult–goth) This was my favorite thing. I love makeup and I love naked women. And @adult–goth is so hot, obviously.
femdomcuriousme:(Shay Mitchell)Request: “Shay Mitchell keeps a butler/bitch slave sustained on dog food and Goddess spit, and she’s hosting a party where she and her friends officially destroy his status as a human being. Extreme humiliation, a
