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Oh come on, Pearl. You don’t even drink tea
“You should have seen it! It was the most graceful, elegant convulsion those humans had ever witnessed!”
Yup, nothing like a human phone
evilsnotbag: I can’t be the only one to realize that 6000 years ago, humans hadn’t even discovered the wheel. Knights happened thousands of years after the gem war for earth was over. So…? Slip up by the crew or… Pearl being misleading on purpose?
30 USD Painted headshot commissions are open! I accept:OCsUndertaleSteven UniverseGemsonasI don’t accept:Robots (meaning more complicated than that MTT)Completely non-human looking charactersAnthro/Furry (since I haven’t drawn that for years)Characters
punziella: Human ballerina Pearls and their teachers! part 1
This is for @pearlapisbomb prompt three: AU/Earl x Bob. This is a 60s/70s AU where Pearl (or “Earl”) and Lapis (or “Robertta” - “Bob” for short) are married, raising their strong, beautiful, charismatic teenage daughter, my fusion Angelite
treker402: “The nape of her neck looked soft. It was soft, Pearl remembered running the pads of her fingers gently up and down Marina’s back at night, her hands underneath Marina’s shirt, against her warm, smooth skin… she’s kissed the nape
Y'know, since Gems have been on earth for hundreds, if not thousands, of years, I’m thinking Pearl’s sword collection was probably gathered over time in the eras that the swords were crafted in. They definitely look like human-made swords,
dragon-ice: kurozu501: callmekitto: I really like the characterization of the Gems on how they respond to human social mores like, Amethyst goes “Ha ha! Human stuff is weird! This is awesome!” And just rolls with it. Pearl is like “Enhhhh how.
deadling: i did a thing where i made a human au of SU and these are some of the sketches for it while i am working on it IM REALLY SHY ABOUT IT BUT HERE!!!! full view is better
hattersarts: human pearl!!! i luv pearl so much and like i did fencing and ballet for 5+ years (lmao not v good, it was just for fun and as a hobby) so like pearl is just an acumilation of shit i love and i relate with her so much on all levels, i havent
pictureswithpictures: This is full of imaginary lines because that’s how I roll. Anyways, I like to think that Pearl and Amethyst were a little shy when they got into first-kiss territory. (I can’t stop drawing them as human teenagers??)
oliviajoytaylor: More sleepy gems but humanised! (Though all I did was Remove there gems) After reading yarnwithpictures au (which you should totally read btw coz it’s awesome!!) I’ve become obsessed with the idea of pearl and amethyst living together.
doodlebugarts: Concerned Garnet carrying wounded Pearl is my aesthetic it is also basically the tone behind a really long human AU comic I’ve planned ha
cqsart: she likes to make pearl laugh
doodlebugarts: I made a post mentioning how if Pearl was a human she’d lose track of time really easily since she doesn’t seem to get time in the show. And then my brain wouldn’t shut up about everything in this comic until I finished it. Pearl
glitterqueefwonderkitten: please dont remove credit “pearl, humans call this a hug! isn’t it wonderful?”“y…yes”
bpd-amethyst: and finally after all this time after vegan-pearl suggested Fashion Girlfriends, on this pearlmethursday i tried to give that a shot. i give it all i could, captain. pearl thinks wearing human clothes is kinda silly because gems can just
fairymascot: hi please give me 500 years of pearl and garnet being adorable doofuses and goofing around while smiling and laughing. thank you
asexualgem: Captain gave me homework to draw some flustery Pearls from a college AU RP we’re doing, in which Professor Quartz enjoys teasing her a bit too much Odds of Pearl surviving this semester are about two percent
gemshipartwork: College AU Pearl Evans and Jasper Dickingson. Someone asked for this in my asks, and I don’t remember who, but here you go!
askthefamilyoflove: Chillin’ with the baes //(( Here’s a look at how Pearl and Amethyst look like in the highschool portion of the AU!//))
misspolycysticovaries: Pearlmethystbomb. Day 6: AU gems (Bad!Pearl / Good!Amethyst AU) I was going to do the human AU but i just ended doing this one.
dokirosi: I missed pearlmethyst bomb, but this is my late contribution for the last day (which was yesterday).Human!Au in which Pearl might have mentioned that she didn’t knew how to ride a Bike and Amethyst thought it would be a good Idea to teach
fairymascot: pearl, you have literally had three sips of beer
asexualgem: Captain told me to draw our college AU Pearl studying for finals, and so…! Dunno if this got me out of my art block or not, but it was fun to do, I haven’t worked with the binary brush in awhile
tryingmomentarily: introduciiiiing the au I keep drawing gems in suits for……. mobsters!au ‘Garnet’, ‘Amethyst’ and Pearl’ served under ‘Rose Quartz’ (or Pink Diamond) in the Crystal Gems, one of the three factions of the most powerful
tryingmomentarily: I’m no where near home but here’s some more mobster pearl :o
gemwort: soft butch pearl 4ev
accioeds: more human rose! this time feat. her smol human gf
theoriginalpatpeez: crystalgem-confessions: Everyone draws Human Pearl as a white woman or a dark-skinned woman, but I feel like she would be from Korea for some reason. - Anonymous I’m pretty sure her VA is Korean Deedee Magno Hall (Pearl’s
nagai13: 31/31 inktober requested by Miguel Morais Request: “Lapis e Pearl compartilhando um momento agradável e único juntas” ÚLTIMOOOOOOOO #inktober #inktober2015 #stevenuniverse #lapislazuli #pearl #thelittlemermaid
nagai13: Request do meu amigo Cauê Guimarães :) “Black Pearl”… preciso explicar? :v hahahaha #stevenuniverse #pearl #blackpearl #pirate #sketch #request
wayhella: Pearl is adorkable
jamiedraws: Pearl is reading Popular Mechanics and Rose is reading a trashy human romance novel
author45: new edit: “Life as a lost defective Pearl”…- kinda reflecting my life right now :/ Forgive me for my random insertion of aeroscience equations there lol, i have no idea what they meant (all i know its about velocity and gravity, i just
sangamanga: that 90’s vibe aka I’m super into that AU where Pearl is a mechanic and Ame is her musician gf
samdhee: A fancy Pearl
k-riggy: the cute femme lesbian amethyst is completely smitten with the hot butch lesbian pearl 0:^)c
art-of-the-hawk: Mechanic Pearl au feat. a very flustered Amethyst. Amethyst would no longer hate going to get her car fixed heh. (This is also a Thank You for 600+ followers! :D You are all amazing!)
k-riggy: two tired lesbians pearl and amethyst meeting for the first time. im a sucker for coffee shop AU’s srry
theoncomingwolf: Some human Pearlnet from my human AU. Early morning shenanigans from Steven.
pearlitariat: human au pearlrose: pearl wearing one of rose’s xxxl shirts and shes gone. they lost her
c-rowlesdraws: college AU doodle sheet: in which peridot puts on a free t-shirt fashion show and pearl dozes off during her aerospace engineering lecture.
pearlsnose: I’m so excited to write this pearlmethyst fic I’m…Pearl is a senior and the high school track star. She’s also the captain of the fencing team and did dance for many years as a child. Don’t worry, her hair will make sense later.
rabbicorn: Pearl in some human outfits, Rainbow Quartz outfit and Garnets and Amethysts outfits.
spaghettisketch: jazz pearls
c-rowlesdraws: a.k.a. the day pearl broke several traffic laws for the first time in her life bonus epilogue:
narootos: *throws human au pearlmethyst out* here u go
mabelshesbornwithit: Page 33 of Project Back in Business ‘It was here that I became familiar with the human concept of being a knight.’
kaceart: pearl’s just a simple lesbian, amethyst, have mercy
nina-rosa-draw: I love my human gems 💕✨⭐️ And being a human having a gem name must be so cool…. If I have a little girl when I’ll be older I’ll call her Ruby hehehe or a cat Peridot 🐱
oliviajoytaylor: we all need more bad pearl (don’t smoke kids!)
anndenhall: I didn’t know humans could come with pink hair
theminttu: “I didn’t know humans came with pink hair.” (me watching SU & steepling my fingers): this is fine but I need it even g a y e r
loycos: socializing with humans goes well so far
ajoraverse: For @mysterypearlweek Day 3: Creating. Pearl is introduced to the fine art of glassblowing, and she’s very concerned by the fact that the glass is on fire. And that humans blow into tubes with globs of molten glass at the end, and isn’t
crystal-meepmorps: Some random thoughts about the Coffee Shop AU: The coffee shop used to be Rose’s, Pearl kept it running after she past away. She also had to take care of Rose’s son, Steven (He’s Pearl’s godson in this AU). Steven loves helping
charlesoberonn: Amethyst: So Pearl, what was more badass: Running away from the human authorities, or Homeworld’s authorities. Pearl: I didn’t run away from Homeworld’s authorities. I usually ran towards them, with my sword in hand. Amethyst:
