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morganaes:me, looking under every moss covered rock i come across: i know you’re there, hozier
lordevereaux:chris pine comes out of hiding every six months, tells us that we never make proper connections with one another in the modern age and that western society views sex in a problematic way and then leaves again
acciofrasers:Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-
sleepystellarsister: Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a
coheee: hozier songs really prepare me for my future as a tree
wholove:I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
toffeebucky:who has hozier been fucking for the last 4 years to get this kinda lyrical power i just wanna talk
a-flickering-soul: i want a wasteland, baby! poster in my room so i can be jason from the good place and whenever something shitty happens i can just lean my forehead against the paper and go “oh hozier, we’re really in it now”
homelesscatproductions: skyline-sunset-in-my-veins: toalltheshowsilove: highwarlockofphilly: Sometimes I forget that Hozier is a millennial and sometimes it’s forcibly thrust into my awareness HE’S A WHAT????????????????????????????????? tbh
spacelesbians: honestly if I was walking through the forest and saw hozier there i wouldn’t even question it,, it’s where he belongs
hozierslikes: Today on “Hozier’s Likes”
queenofbohemia: Today’s episode of “Hozier Liked” falls on the Very Relatable side of existence:
thebootydiaries:me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please
shadyshit91: Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen
honeyglazedbabe: notkatniss: KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Hozier had time today huh
kingkilling-and-stormlight: galaxiasentity: stametss: both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do? We’ve
dumbthotsonly:look.. when i say i want a Florence and Hozier collab i mean i want a four hour long, 28 song collab album about tearing yourself free of the mortal binds that restrain you, crawling deep into the forest that has called to you for too long,
demogorgns: – from eden; hozier
heylenaa:Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can’t believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?Hozier (taking notes): tell me more…
antifa-hulk: People on here will be like “oooh hozier has fae energy”, “my last brain cell”, “ I’m going feral”, “oooh I’m gonna steal your teeth op” and honestly I’m glad you goofballs are having fun instead of being assholes to
basic-banshee:starrypawz:afro-elf:i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, people’s reactions to discovering hozier is 6'5 is consistently funny I am very short and when I met him I said “holy fuck you’re tall” and he said “sorry?”
angelsaxis: Today on Hozier liked
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: mysticalalleycat: notkatniss: notkatniss: remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream he looks like he just accidentally teleported there Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s
deirdrearchleone:the best thing about hozier is that his music is impossible to accidentally go too hard to. there’s no physical way that you can deliver “i’ll worship like a dog a the shrine of your lies, i’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen
trans-cuchulainn: this picture of hozier with the president of ireland is absolutely DESTROYING me, it’s so funny, every time i look at it all i can think is just “… long boi”
naramdil: I don’t usually take unsolicited advice from men but when hozier emerged from the woods and said “be as you’ve always been” some points were made
tenrosedyke:anyways….alexa play nobody by hozier
actualmythicalcreature: ketenkusu: y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick: anxietyproblem: This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of
tlirsgender:Hozier is just like “I’m a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I’m tastefully horny” and we all collectively went “same”
mr-stank-i-dont-feel-so-dank:thinking about how hozier refers to humans as they and not we. what is he
zoromance:when hozier said “if i was born as a blackthorn tree, i’d want to be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies” have you EVER heard something so intensely romantic bro, like he really channeled some dying victorian poet
the-horologist:“Tonight I can write (The Saddest Lines),” Pablo Neruda / frenchtoastlesbian / Hozier / “seven,” Taylor Swift / Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge
bifemmequeen::beggars-opera::This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“THIS GUY (from his insta story)I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando
uwuspaceboy:i’m gonna tell my kids that this was hozier
justareallyboredfangirl:malglories:wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibratorwhat hozier song is this
denseboy:let’s give hozier a bow & arrow and see what he’s capable of
antifa-hulk:People on here will be like “oooh hozier has fae energy”, “my last brain cell”, “ I’m going feral”, “oooh I’m gonna steal your teeth op” and honestly I’m glad you goofballs are having fun instead of being assholes to
circusbird:circusbird:what if we started talking about pitbull like some of you talk about hozier fae elf king mr worldwide emerging from the international bog
cithaerons:toni morrison, sula // stephanie peters, fire // seneca, medea (trans. a.j. boyle) // david mcconochie, medea // peter russell, night the first // stephanie peters, roaring flame // hozier, arsonist’s lullabye // jackson pollock, the flame
xxanette:shamebats:I think about this classic Hozier tweet often
tiredntrying:bad-velvet: Natalie Dormer in Hozier’s Someone New music video WHAT
I need to talk about Hozier’s album cover
semi-ordinary: “This is a fight where we’ve gotta do whatever it takes to win.” (Ch. 453)Lyrics: Arsonist’s Lullabye - Hozier
undoneinpoetry: All you have is your fire… And the place you need to reach - Don’t you ever tame your demons But always keep ‘em on a leash. Hozier
spunkyspy: HOZIER RELEASED NEW MUSIC
autistic-danvers: russian-medvezhonok: If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would
ninenineandgoseek: cassandrva: hot take: hozier is not a fae. he is a mortal from pre-christian ireland who ventured in the fae world, and found out 15 centuries had passed when the faes finally released him This is a valid take and you should say it
bump-into-things: Hozier did an improvised Q&A on twitter tonightAnd lastly, my favourite You can’t dislike him. He Is We
karazrel: hozier is literally the only valid man
skyline-sunset-in-my-veins: toalltheshowsilove: highwarlockofphilly: Sometimes I forget that Hozier is a millennial and sometimes it’s forcibly thrust into my awareness HE’S A WHAT?????????????????????????????????
pyjama-llama: zanthador64: siryouarebeingmocked: durkin62: mmithoe: possibly the most important addition this week on Hozier Liked Half the country was killed off or forced into labor. Fuck off. Suck a dick. Eat shit. “It’s not slavery unless
impetuousheadlongrush:theballetblog:Stop what you’re doing and watch this.Sergei Polunin, the “bad boy” of ballet stars in Hozier’s new video for his single Take Me to Church and it’s incredible.SOMEONE GIF IT ALL.Gorgeous. Perfection. I love
stay-quiet-smoke-loud: FULL version of my sign language cover to Hozier’s Take me to church. Enjoy! ALSO if you want to be updated on any sneak peeks of my next covers follow me on my personal Instagram @_.Cryz._ (:
cocina: bpdcharlesxavier: are you a hozier gay a halsey gay a lana gay or a marina gay im not white
moonlitserenades: when are hozier and florence gonna make that hades x persephone rock opera that literally only i am asking for
imperfectmedium: colors (halsey, 2015) // take me to church (hozier, 2014)
Magic is organizing Chaos.
THEN YOU ARE LOST.