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The big masked man hired me for a few days. When he picked me up he asked my Master: How hard can I abuse the shit? Master said: The slave should be used only sexually, but you are free to use him as hard as you want, as long as it does not leave marks.
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“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
tentaclesandlemontits: kittenball: Dead. HGOJ GOD This is how to pick me up at a bar.
RP: So if u can be a dear…on your way home…can u pick up some cream for the cherry pie…oh and I need some cream for this cherry too!!!!!;0~THE END
And that, Ladies & Gentleman, is how you Fuck Buddy!! Knowing that I’m devastated about haveing to be away for work all weekend (the weekend that “Schoolies” kicks off), PP picks me up from work dressed like a schoolgirl! Like the
ectoplasmicbiologist: Hey you guys. This is my 13 year old brother, Cooper. He just went to a school dance and asked me to help him pick an outfit because he wanted to impress girls, so i helped and gave him some tips on how to pick up the ladies. He
rboz: The birth of EmmaGah while waiting for my sister to pick me up, I painted this sketch I had. Gajeel and Levy’s first child, called Emma. I drew her before here and here. Dunno how old they’re supposed to be but definitely old enough to start
rocketzandwaterfallz: How I want a nigga to dress to come pick me up lolhttp://rocketzandwaterfallz.tumblr.com
Hey honey you’re home. Just in time, Jonathan’s about to pick me up. We’ll probably be out late so kneel here, pull out your little dick and I’ll give you a quick hand-job. I know how much you love my hand so this should
enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i
ducttapeofdoom said: *whimpers and makes grabby hands* I want one. Are you going to be selling any at Comic Con San Diego? If my friend goes, I may ask her to pick one up for me if you are.I’m sorry, I’m just going to SDCC as an attendee, I won’t
Met a nice young gent named Seth at Duo Hostel in DC and he asked to snap a few casual portraits over breakfast while I awaited for my next shoot to pick me up. We chatted about film and future travel and I just love how these turned out, this is the
myincestwishes: My aunt called me to pick her up at work because my uncle was too busy and that’s how she thanked me for that. Now she always call right to me instead of uncle.
captainlitebrite replied to your post i’m sorry you struggled last week. how’re you doing now? Much better! My SO took a two hour train ride to pick me up and get me to his place from Saturday through yesterday and now I’m at work. I’m
italian-luxury: Ferrari LaFerrari | Italian-Luxury | Instagram This car is arousingly badass. Sry. Just saying. No matter how ugly you are, you drive this and try to pick me up on a corner, bitch I’m down.
timelordy-teganbreann: enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with
danskjavlarna:“London night by night.” From Pick Me Up, 1891. This should also be of interest: How to Be Your Own Cat.
cosmic-artsu: clear sure knows how to pick up girls *wiggles eyebrows*
hijerking: hijerking: guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe isn’t life great I’m not stepping on the scale, Jeff! You want my weight, guess you’ll just have to pick me up and put me on the scale…
ourhotwifefantasy: Ourhotwifefantasy I know these five feelings are exactly how M feels. She loves the power she has on men, loves being chased, she does sometimes get nervous, she has enjoyed telling me about ex’s or about men trying to pick her up
andthestarsaregone: I would have stayed up with you all nighthad I known how to save a life. let me pick up the pieces of my heart…
renegadeinthetardis: fandoms-have-the-tardis: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. We need this if we are to becoming hunters no one should ever tell Tyler Oakley how to pick a lock
milkyandthegentlemen: sensualslutslave: milkyandthegentlemen: Corset? Check.Garters and stockings? Check.Strapon? Check.Male to peg? Checking…. You know how to reach me, gentlemen. I’m on my way….Check✔️ 😍 Better pick up some lube
BlehI want to write. I want to play. I want to do so many things. I want to pick up the threads I’ve dropped. I want to have ideas again. I want to stop feeling like the world has fallen apart. I want to be in a headspace that isn’t all about how
mynightwing: When my car broke down, my nephew offered to give me rides to and from work. I felt bad, and even though I offered gas money, he wouldn’t take it. When he picked me up to go home, as soon as I got into the car, he told me how great I
taboo-2017:At first daddy started out slow and gentle. But as he came closer to cumming, he picked me up and started slamming me hard. I loved how my ass jiggled from him thrusting his big hard cock inside me as he was filling me with his fertile seed.
localerotics: Trina is my name, I am a yoga instructor and there were rarely any guys in my class. However, whenever there are guys in my class, they would try to pick me up. They often talked dirty with me, saying how they would like to poke me from
patientlights: I wish someone would pick me up in their car and we would drive and park and we could just make out and maybe hook up because i’m sad and want to forget about how much my life sucks.
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giraffepoliceforce: Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this: Acquire several dozen limes. Go up to them and then drop all the limes. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better. Keep doing this until
megay: HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this) STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards” STEP 3: make sure she
When someone beats you down so hard to the point you are numb from pain. You mentally are killing me and now I have to pick myself up with in a matter of minutes or quit my fucking job. I hope you realize how much you hurt me and I hope it all comes back
prettygreeneyes05: I hadn’t seen u all week. I was so excited when u text and said I would be picking me up from work. U were already hard when I got in the car. I took my pants off I know how much u love my ass. I did a little wiggle to show u how
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
Dear Ellen, I remember watching the show for Justin Bieber's birthday and you know how you put that girl in a box? Yeah, well. I also heard One Direction is coming on the show. If you would be so kinda as to come pick me up, put me in a box, and take
iloveyounghotgirls: Daddy always picks me up after I went out with my friends, then he fucks me while I tell him how many boys tried to get me to go home with them
that’s twice now that I’ve seen the guy I’ve hooked up while driving to/from work and I’m considering hitting him up because he’s so fucking hot, but at the same time he’s such a fucking douche just tell me why he had
igirisu: theusukblog: When this happens to me, the conversation normally goes like this. America: BRO, you’re totally underestimating how strong a hero I am! See, I can do this. -Picks me up- England: For goodness… I know… You’ve picked me up
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: That’s about how big Johnny is compared to me. He can pick me up like a rag doll.
kinkykcgirl: Remember how you said you wanted me to be a slut. Well, I fucked 3 guys in our bed last night. They picked me up at the bar and brought me here and fucked me all night. I can still feel their cum draining from me. That what you had in
welike2cheat:crashxxxdaddio:This is how I expect my friends to pick me up. With their wives waiting in the back seat.
imout0: if u call me small it’s required by law that you pick me up and carry me #JEN#PICK ME UP YOU FUCK I live in California you dork, How am I suppost to do this??
So heres a little thing on progression in art and how practice can help :) So, I had a couple of people I know come up to me and they asked me if I got my skill in art from my brothers (who are tattoo artists) and I said that I had gained it simply by
elasticitymudflap: ok i know this will probably be played off as ‘buddy had no idea how to describe a warp pad and steven and connie probably didn’t pick up on that fact and just imagined it like this’ but i rEALLY WANT TO BELIEVE GARNET AND PEARL
nodickspleaseblog: A.- Cheers honey! Here’s to picking up chicks, and taking them home to play with them!P.- Cheers babe! *tingg* I just love that you always know how to make me happy!A.- Let’s rough her up a little first, I want
kathycunt: karenspanks69: nodickspleaseblog: A.- Cheers honey! Here’s to picking up chicks, and taking them home to play with them! P.- Cheers babe! *tingg* I just love that you always know how to make me happy! A.- Let’s rough
