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morgansea: I don’t know how many people know this, but way back in 2006 I married a mermaid, and after being separated for nearly 4 years, we finally got a bunch of divorce papers signed. I drew this today to commemorate.
silverhawk: can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like
belleevangeline: People on production of the original Little Mermaid were initially insistent that she be blonde because that’s just what mermaids were supposed to look like. Funny how things change.
gailynovelry:delearyus:transmechanicus:spoookiepie: wbicepuppy: silverhawk: can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see
aboxfullofocs: silverhawk: can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like
loona-cry: fucktonofanatomyreferences: A delightful fuck-ton of mermaid anatomy references. A bit of a talk-through; Consider how natural swimming is to mermaids/men. When swimming, they often won’t be utilizing their hands and arms to help them move
those who have replied to my post about Cabin in the woods and how it sucked, yes it did. It’s too funny to take seriously. The best part honestly the purging of the creatures and beings. And the mermaid. Let’s not forget the mermaid and
taulun: some lesbians mermaids for this mermay thing (funny how may is my fav month and someone decided it would be a good idea to connect it with mermaids)
mermaid-cake: i wish it was socially acceptable to kiss whoever you wanted without being in a relationship. Sometimes you just like multiple people. lots of them everywhere. not even romantically, just a friendly kiss. How much happier would it be.
fake-mermaid: fairlyoddpants: MY DASH IS BEING SMOOTH AS FUCK ironic how their avatar is harry styles it makes look as if harry styles wants to kiss me and that’s not good for my health
euripidesredux: aboxfullofocs: silverhawk: can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having
awesomeplanets: Fairies: Pisces, Gemini, Aries, Taurus Mermaids: Cancer, Libra, Leo, Virgo Witches: Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Capricorn how are two FISH a FAIRYugh this is so wrong it makes me want to dIE
lifeasa-fatgirl: khymeira: howtobeafuckinglady: please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is What a time to be alive actual real life mermaid
