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teasingdenialandruinedorgasms: teased-pleased: It’s just so much fun to watch your cock explode. Im not even touching it! Even though I know how unsatisfying this is, I would do anything for it! So cruel…
Honey, you cannot imagine how happy you made me this evening! Hearing you refer to my boss and lover as “your husband” every single time you spoke to me, even when we both were in front of him, is a memory I’ll keep forever. I can’
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will-travel-pony: Randy i am so jealous of you. SO JEALOUS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. holy SHIT I CANT dude i don’t even KNOW HOW BUT THIS IS PERFECTION
You don’t even know how much this guy means to me. My ex stepdad, my oldest little sister’s dad, is the first person I ever called “daddy” and even at 22 years old, still considers me one of his. I’m proud to be introduced
i’m on the edge of bad thoughts and I’ve been on the edge of bad thoughts for a long while now and I don’t even know what to do anymore I’m just hhhhhh why can’t my brain chilld the fuck out for two fucking seconds why is
roachpatrol: one of my favorite things about steven universe is how immediately and unabashedly parental steven is towards anything even slightly smaller than he is. a goat? his son. freaky watermelon? his baby. centipeedle? his delicate and beautiful
jacobtheloofah: baptisms: dundeey: WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
avataralchemy: starri700: suchadollophead: avataralchemy: my mom said if this gets 500,000 notes, she’ll come back to life #500000 notes is the value of a human soul omfg somehowit is WAIT A MOMENT HOW DID YOU EVEN SPEAK TO YOUR MOM? like this
So I think I’m going on a date Tuesday what is even happening in my life?
thebibliosphere: lunaticfridgediva: moribunny: earlpostsaboutwhatever: scatterdarknessscattersilence: killerville: korrasforevergirl: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: airl0ck: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: scottbaiowulf: broke-and-eating-well-in-okc:
themusingsofafangirl: I can’t even. is this real?? good god, how many abs is that? I can’t unsee this now.
teamseabreeze: recycled-soul: skywritingg: iloveyournudity: cuntsoloud-ishere: pizzaforpresident: This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!! is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even
bertbutt: amourpizza: ifagrizzlycouldtalk: blainekatzman: im really mad at how accurate this is A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration. Is that even the same
glitchedpuppet: desordenamplificado: Commission for glitchedpuppet ! <3If you want a 3d model character contact me at Elksign07@gmail.com this is soooo gooooodddddd i can’t even get over how good this is
what-is-this-i-dont-even: an-dru:how a vibrator got 7 speeds when my bike only got 8????? damn broe this is why we need meninism
the funniest part of this video is how the second guy is not even fazed by what just happened doesnt try to help just watches this dude fuck himself up lol
camwyn:educational-gifs: How an ant walks. This is called a tripod gait and is common in hexapods (6 legs). This may be of interest to some of the artists/animators/science fiction types following my blog.
frozenmusings: mariconi: “Maybe the kid isn’t supposed to fly.”“Quiet! This is how they learn. You throw them and they figure it out.” - Hotel Transylvania 2 Teaser 2015 - Stop this child is
aspiring-trans-bimbo: starbasek: This is so true. I can’t even begin to describe just how true this is… Follow ds-and-cuck.tumblr.com, make caption or erotic story requests! Read my Erotica on Kindle http://goo.gl/K42RYv.
yourfemaleroyalty: the-amazing-spidergirl: no-the-fandoms-protested: eternallyadoring: ordinarybritain: NO WHAT EVEN IS THIS WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT THIS IS NOT OKAY How dare you
ixnay-on-the-oddk: Officer Ashe Maree will be giving a demonstration on how to safely store powerful weapons in 30 minutes on MFC. I mean, is this an anal joke? I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. This is so cheesy and I love it so much.
wyredslave: So I ‘suggested’ Lucy take the role of French Maid this evening. It’s amazing how obedient a girl becomes after her first week in their collar. Though that is a little unfair as Lucy has been very obedient from the very start. This is
oziomathewicked: eurotrottest: sleezed: indianaifill: Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful. This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls This looks so fucking weird lmao but this
ozeanflug: chadleymacguff: hidehaku: beckdamisendgame: theyahooanswers: Am I gay? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN is this an anime is this degrassi they must be dwarf
amourpizza: ifagrizzlycouldtalk: blainekatzman: im really mad at how accurate this is A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration. Is that even the same person
londonandrews: “No matter what people call you, you are just who you are. Keep to this truth. You must ask yourself how is it you want to live your life. We live and we die, this is the truth that we can only face alone. No one can help us, not even
consulting-meerkat: crazyandsexy: ashdhfsahf WHAT IS THIS AND HOW THIS IS EVEN REAL? WHA?
“No matter what people call you, you are just who you are. Keep to this truth. You must ask yourself how is it you want to live your life. We live and we die, this is the truth that we can only face alone. No one can help us, not even the Buddha.
dean-winchester-is-batman: whatwouldbenedictdo: cjs-21: castielandsherlockstolethetardis: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME THIS CAST IS. Almost forgot what I was watching I’ve never even SEEN Supernatural but I have to reblog this. props to
theblackdalia:theblackdalia: How to Mix Native Blood with Foreign Waters: A Lab This is the poem that won first place. this is incredible, thank you for loving my poetry. Oh my god
i-is this real life… I don’t even know how to feel after that.. farewell reality Uhhh.. my head is blank I just I just love this oh my gosh NEAT!
l0veh0t: superbly sexy babe enjoyingtheviews: seriouslyhornyhousewife: i will always have a reaction to this gif… it is just that good.. no words can even begin to describe how hot this is.. just LOOK AT IT!!!!!!! Good girl….all the way
science people help: you know how the feeling of love is basically just chemicals in your brain? what if you made a machine that makes your brain have those chemicals, would you eventually start feeling in love with the machine even when it wasn’t
chadleymacguff: hidehaku: beckdamisendgame: theyahooanswers: Am I gay? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN is this an anime is this degrassi
bestowmysubmissiveart: Okay. This is probably a ridiculous question, but inquiring minds want to know. How do you walk in these things and is it even possible? I’m typing this laughing, as I imagine myself trying to do so. I was once saran wrapped
qu4litylife: worshipwifi: mac-n-ch33se: idcbrianna: anch-ors: aquasaur: What is this supposed to be? How do you make this or where can I get one? are you serious youve never seen a fucking acorn before and you dont even know what it is you dont
pas-de-chat-saute-de-chat: rememberingtolovemyself: losingfatfindingfit: The ultimate plié squat This is incredible. you don’t even need to be a dancer to appreciate how amazing this is
yaz-zooted: tea-orchid: rockpapersuckit: stunningpicture: My mom stumbled into this drug dealer while in Jamaica. Is this how other parts of the world live? Amazing. Hes like the walking pilsbury doughboy of weed even his hat is perf I ALWAYS
9024: hospital-for-suicide: nothing-is-in-our-way: this is so fucking cute. i love this so much. sobbing She’s so tiny omg how do they even fuck
You are so beautiful. How are you even possible? This is love. This is life.
soulxquarian: sk8hi-babe:ebonybyg: teenneurotica:laurenlafemme: ebonybyg: Black girl problems: having to check if someone is racist/anti-black before thirsting over them…even if they’re black This it’s unfortunate how relatable this is the
terminallycryptic: “THIS is making me even more uncomfortable…”
blancaestrellalove: gwayordafreeway: I’m always fascinated in seeing this type of creativity. It’s like how did they even begin to think of something this dope. Blows my mind. Is so cool and creative…Is so amazing when you see creativity like
potatoeee: penkala: vamo todo mundo pra casa. cabô palhaçadinha. eu desisto. so i just stared at this for like 30 seconds thinking “ok, how is that pencil even th… wait what? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?.” now im sad.
I can’t even begin to explain how rude this isI have spent my entire life with people telling me I am too skinny or I need to gain weight and honestly I am so tired of it because I am perfectly healthy and my weight is fine as it isHow is this any less
