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howre you injected with nanites and you got a cosmonaut with a fire hard-on and a double jointed spider man and your husband is a bonafide spirit medium with genuine spiritual powers in a world where even the vampires are filled with nanomachines but
sentimental-bliss: foreverandalways9: FUNNY HOW BOY MEETS WORLD WASNT DISNEY…. (via imgTumble)
it wouldn’t even let me import my shepard so mad right now ggrrrrgrfglkjdlkjd
rabbitglitter: Nicki Minaj tweets about racism/ sizeism in regards to her videos for “Anaconda” and “Feeling Myself” not getting Video of the Year Nominations.Taylor “White Feminism” Swift makes it about her. How the fuck did Anaconda
rydenxo:got reminded earlier of the berserk english dub outtakes and how iconic specifically this one continues to be
zanezandell: kediil-eperu: ursulavernon: Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about. How even the what what Honestly thought this was some artsy architechture before I realized that the front wall literally fell off o___o dafuq
pudgykitties: My kitties Tywin and Tyrion love to combine their pudge for maximum heat and cuddles :} Awwwwwww :’D I love how even their tails are wrapped together <3 I want to hug both of them at the same time! GUYS. THEIR NAMES ARE TYWIN AND
kaciart: Kili teaching Fili how to use a bow
kiwiitin: I’m sorry my dear Anon, somewhere along the way Kili took most of the enjoyment. (Probably by being a cheeky little rascal in more ways then one. And how he’s being cheeky? I’ll leave that up to you, hehehe).
karlimeaghan: Javert, Les Misérables, “Remember The Name” I don’t even know if this is meant to be taken seriously or not.
kaciart: minumi-chan answered: How bout Kili rubbing a stressed Fili’s shoulders or similar situation in your King Fili/Consort Kili AU?
My SO and I will be together for three years next month. how??????
kaciart: bluecloudsupabove answered: Fili/Kili - maybe in their teens, Kili teaching Fili how to dance? :3
kitsu-neko: i really don’t know how to draw these two blokes, forgive me.
kaciart: tallyttk: how about fili and kili waking up after their first time in bed? could be awkward or cute
icefeels: you can tell i don’t know how to draw things by the way i fail at drawing things that look like things edit: it’s “A+ friendship” not “At friendship” sorry my handwriting :’) I love it though. Also, let’s be real
hattedhedgehog: I don’t care what happens. I don’t care where we go or how much taller you get than me. You’ll always be my little brother and I’ll always protect you. I feel…really not okay right now; I just needed to draw something sweet
littlestsecret: Oh look, they’re even in Kili’s colors, because Sexen asked for it~ (◡‿◡✿) (she asked for shaved legs, too) Sadly, I drew it small since it’s just a doodle, so it’s hard to see his little golden bars, but they are there!
an-odd-ducky: Summer kisses in the grass So in love =3 On the one hand, I didn’t intend to draw anything tonight, so I’m like, “Well that came out better than expected,“ but on the other hand, HAHAHAHA HOW DOES COLOR WORK WHAT IS ANATOMY
Writing porn AKA “How unsexy can I get this with people still wanting to read this?”
i was thinking about eren and armin being in love and it’s super long term and great but now I’m imagining them fighting and knowing exactly how to hit each other where it hurts verbally and now I’m really upset.
cottonfist: NOPE STILL NOT OVER THIS FIC.I thinking about almost making a tag called “party tricks” because of how much fanart I want to draw for this AU. I love it so much.
marisdrawings: whoooops, how did this happen? - random doodles part 42
jirachiwishmaker replied to your post: got my first ~we’re looking for candid… I got so many of those, how do employers expect people to get experience when literally no one wants people fresh outta school? What’s worse is that I’m
graphitedoll: the sun, the stars, the moon ahh! sorry i was gone for a long time! i don’t even have a good excuse !! i was renovating my apartment… then i got caught up trying to buy the perfect things to decorate my newly renovated apartment,
faerytale-wings: MORE FORGE!FILI, featuring Forge!Kili Fíli groaned internally when he heard his brother’s tell-tale giggle from behind him. If he so much as makes one more comment about how I wear my hair, he’s going to find himself
stares at the ceiling and thinks about how hamilton wouldn’t pass the mary sue litmus test
octoberspirit: schazam: i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny.
yungterra: i love how if you play a mirror match in JJBA:ASB most characters say shit like or but then kakyion just
florats: how do some of ur parents let ur bf/gf stay the night? like my mom get’s mad if i have too many cups in my room. wtf.
arabellesicardi: nose1672: nose1672: this is the wildest paragraph n a half i have ever read in my entire life what kind of chaos did she cause in the online knitting community that shawty had to fake her own death? did you know she’s not even
halffizzbin: #how is the drug dealer who tried to murder the creepy kid “lawful” lmfao Lawful Evil in my understanding doesn’t necessarily mean “never breaks the law as determined by society,” but rather “may be counted on to behave according
malacandrax: 18/30 dailies Aizawa: *through a mouthful of toothpaste* ‘Quit hogging the sink, my mouth is on fire’ Prompt- @polymerclayalchemist: trans male aizawa :) i love how you draw him and i just really like the trans aizawa headcannon Also!
ilikeyoshi: waluigitheanti: “This trilogy needs a story about how somebody that was groomed into being evil from childhood can still be a good person! That’s why we need Reylo/Kylo Ren’s redemption!”
dykeparasite:fuck wrapped, how obscure are yall
killakungfuwolfbytch: noyoucannothaveit: odd-gelato: roisinlikesbooks: songofkeys: danudaine: hallowedhorrors: everythingtigers: thebestoftumbling: big cats playing This isn’t just tigers obviously but I think it’s amazing how even though
strangelyschizotypal: honestly the thing i hate most about avpd is not being able to recover from small negative comments that happened hours, days, months, or even years ago
bywayofpain: Ow ow fuck no ow. Okay maybe but still ow. Ew no. How even maybe?!
bywayofpain: jtl4: bywayofpain: Ow ow fuck no ow. Okay maybe but still ow. Ew no. How even maybe?! I’ve given birth, you think a hand scares me?But that would be something extremely rare and special for a dude I REALLY fucking trusted with my body.
~Be Happy! Even If You Are Not Together~
timeywimeyness: Well, how long can I go on like this,wishing to kiss you before I rightly explode
magical-history-genius: michelleisnotonfire: theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.And the rest of us who aren’t from
huntart: For amairie (realenough), theuniverseismystage and paper-heartbeat (thelonelytimetraveller). You lot have made my year and this is how I show gratitude: with Christmas presents. Thank you all for being the amazing friends you’ve been and I
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
ifearnofish: jessica-cph: hellotailor: This is what British television looks like. I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him. FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING
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d-o-r-ia-n: mustyprince: mad-man-with-a-scarf: shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar none I cannot stop laughing. how have I gone this long without seeing this video good gOD
lielabell:beckytext:I had a bit of fun in the #VeryRealisticYA hashtag. Guess how many of these are autobiographical?I LOVE YOU LIKE BURNING.
teenagemutantshogunhuman: queerjoseph: I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about
laurieann007: guidanceoffice: i’ll wear bootcut jeans when i’m in my GODDAMNED GRAVE Not even then
tylerjoxeph:Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2017 will be for you
samanthafall: roisinlikesbooks: songofkeys: danudaine: hallowedhorrors: everythingtigers: thebestoftumbling: big cats playing This isn’t just tigers obviously but I think it’s amazing how even though they aren’t the same species they recognise
I know how to kiss, I've read books
caleysteggy: #do me #but anyway I like how even in his close-to-murder strut #Steve isn’t that slow predator like Bucky is shown #but is (as always) impatient and bouncy #skinny or beefy; strutting or fighting - Steve Rogers is a star spangled
those-bette-davis-eyes: “You stand accused of murder, you stand accused of treason, how do you answer… Lord Baelish?”
calm-yourself-iago: Carrie Fisher wrote the entire scene for Leia and Luke’s reunion in The Last Jedi and that makes the words Luke said, ‘No one’s ever really gone’ resonate even deeper with me
momomomma2: momomomma2: trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks
nicollekidman: “rose was a girlfriend, even if they didn’t say it” [about the regeneration] “dramatically, that’s what’s going on between the characters, because she’s having to rediscover this new man who’s the same man she knew, and
darthtella: gallifreyburning: i like your face - tenth doctor [2x11 fear her] #i just like how ten’s neckline steadily receded during s2 #as he bared more and more of his flesh for rose’s sake #certainly
doppelgender: its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s
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