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pinkmanjesse: *starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*
I finally got a doctor’s appointment after much struggle. It’s for Friday, which isn’t ideal, but it’s certainly better than my previous non-existent appointment It also gives me 2 days to figure out how to convey my symptoms
I can’t put too much pressure on my abdomen (it’ll either be extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful, depending on how I’m doing at the time) which means I can’t let my dogs lay on me (since they’re both almost 80lbs)
eugeniedanglars:wait important survey question how old are you and did you get your high school class schedules on paper or electronically?? because i’m 26 and facebook just reminded me that i used to get a physical letter with my high school class
gameboycolorenvy: you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you
taavisplushies:superdogbiter:Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal?YesNoI used toSee ResultsIf yes or used to please say in the tags whats it’s name,what animal it is and how old it is"important poll !!!
thefrenchwall: doorsandsardines: Pizza Cone. This just changed my life But how do you eat this?!?!
appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
retr0philia: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? the second one kills me im going to hell
nekama: how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
luvisblack:Sometimes the best thing you can do is walk away. See how they like life without you for a bit. Yeah they won’t die. The show still goes on but it won’t be the same. Big Boi and 3 Stacks are still nice solo. But it ain’t OutKast. #LuvIsBlack
oknope: you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet HOW DO LEGS WORK!?! im gonna piss my fucking pants omg [ I CAN’T BREATH] MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
squidwurd: i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
draghoulationcomplete: This guy shot into a car of black teenagers and killed one for playing their “thug music” too loud at a convenience store and is (rightfully) sentenced to life in prison. And how do they portray him? Crying, “heartbreaking
ruingaraf: oknope: you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. #yeah i cry over fictional characters with strangers#they’re not even in the same country
scyna: enoughtohold: on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far
annabernadina:OnlyFansThis moment when I’ve been late all my life. This time, I didn’t put all the photos on Halloween. I hope you won’t be offended if I post them later. Another look for Halloween. How do you like it?#halloweenmakeup
fantasiamia: sabrinamaeee: comehere-letmeholdyou: hbreckel: breakingyourlevy: amroyounes: How do I love thee? This is all I want in life I wish I would get a cake like that every time I’m on my period. The last one 😂👌 I am this kind
reblogger-ocelot: ask-midnight-whisper: ultrafacts: Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog (Source) bill gates, a real life hero “mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot
goodbyestrangest: EVERY STUDENT’S BRAIN WORKS DIFFERENTLY every student’s brain works differently you cannot tell a student how to study !!!!!!! that might not work for them eVEry student’s bRAin works DIFFerently THEY DO NOT ALL STUDY THE SAME
elemeno-pee: katharinemc: demi-my-warrior: HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER. DO TELL ME MORE. YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE DID HELENA LIKE IT
Cuddle my muse, mess with their hair, give them food, do whatever fluffy thing you can imagine and see how they react!
touchmeam0re: ゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜ how about you shut the fuck up and let me do what i want (◡‿◡✿) ゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
it’s really hard living without a delete button on your keyboard we all take it for granted but now that mine’s broken life sucks how do i go on
that was 45 minutes of my life i’ll never get back so i went looking at the dangan ropes manga cause i wanted to see how good it was. it’s kinda short honestly, and it skims over a lot but okay. OKAY. NO. THERE IS SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG
mre2015: comehere-letmeholdyou: hbreckel: breakingyourlevy: amroyounes: How do I love thee? This is all I want in life I wish I would get a cake like that every time I’m on my period. The last one 😂👌 Aww 😙😘😋💕💓
helpforhelplessgirls: Anyone that says there’s something wrong with dressing up like a male’s sex fantasy either can’t do it or doesn’t realize how much better life is when you look like what he jerks off to.
starexorcist: magumaslouvre: eddieguerrero-blog: Q: Sometimes, this community can be like, pretty harsh, how do you deal with trolls? A: I don’t know. Um, in the beginning it was super hard, then I realized they’re wasting their time and their life
bacon-dragon: distraction: dissatisfactionchronic: violence-of-action: fruitsgarden: that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild? I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. LMAO The
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
monosexuals: What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over??? What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
capacity:How do I stop wanting to sleep my life away
bunnyspears: bunnyspears: men : i hate sexworkers!!!! u guys r so lazy no selfrespect smh get a real job how do Ur parents feel have a gr8 life wit tht resume never able to get a good husband !!! u guys r dirty & ur body is used up and stop selling
inmyirwin:HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The Man in The Blue Kimono
so i played against dspstanky today and i’m??????
themalemothership: dissatisfactionchronic: violence-of-action: fruitsgarden: that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild? I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. They don’t that’s
comehere-letmeholdyou: hbreckel: breakingyourlevy: amroyounes: How do I love thee? This is all I want in life I wish I would get a cake like that every time I’m on my period. The last one 😂👌
espeyonce: im dropping out of school i was made for this job
okikagu-wiki: O: “Don’t slide around in that costume China, take it off!”K: “Are you making fun of Sadaharu, you asshole! How much do you think this costed?”
sultanm:Accidentally fucked up my whole life, how do I start a new account?