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horricule: tzikeh: shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit: closet-keys: closet-keys: them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come? me: @scarcity-of-cats @annajanes It’s called Unconsenting Media Oh my god, this is going on my list along
bai-xue-lives: theglowpt2: my mom is an eighth grade science teacher and was complaining to me about how many of her students don’t believe in evolution or the moon landing and spent a whole class period trying to argue with her that the earth is flat
ladypapillonxxx:How come whenever I shake my ass my pussy starts to drip? 🤔💦
thatoneomoguy: How come when I actually want to do a hold and I down a liter of water nothing happens but when I drink a small cup of water with a burger at Burger King I get so desperate I almost piss myself driving home? 😂
heatherbat: toomanyducttapetoomanyrope: siawrites: reftastic: swegener: Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies. How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect
maledictor: how come in romeo+juliet they make a big show at the beginning of the capulets being hardcore spanish with virgin marys engraved on their guns n shit but then juliet is white
troffie: lucca and ayla from chrono trigger… how come nobody draws these two together tf
annabelleaveline: “how come you love interpreting characters as bisexual so much?” hehehehe well you could say I am bi-ased
pdothamman: smatter: This might be my favorite post hahaha I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
beyoncebeytwice: today in biology this kid who always asks really stupid questions raised his hand and everybody prepared to groan and yell at him for whatever dumb thing he was about to ask but he said “how come fat people aren’t as cute as fat
catbountry: protowilson: arcana-corvus: rabbureblogs: spazzeon: How come “nice guys” say M’lady but wear fedoras? If you’re saying M’lady you should be wearing tights and a neck ruffle. If you’re wearing a fedora you should be saying
xamag-undertale: GEE FRISK HOW COME YOU GOATMOM LETS YOU HAVE SO MANY PARENTS based on this
disneyoverall:No matter how many copy cat “plot twists” Disney does from now, none will be as convincing or surprising as King Candy being Turbo.
“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
maxiesatanofficial:How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.
bemusedlybespectacled: kismati: men: *decided women weren’t allowed attend schools, study sciences, or have access to higher education* men: well if women are so smart then how come there aren’t many contributions from women in history huh men:
musajirou: fantastic-pokemon-art: By Asen Liy HOW COME SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL HAS SO FEW NOTES
flcralgogh: how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood
rootlet:gee peridot! how come rebecca sugar lets you have three girlfriends?
sailor-slam-dunk:no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s
crusherthedoctor: joudoodles: pixellheist: someone: how come you never post your art? you should post it!! lots of people would like it! me: ok *posts anything original* me: *only gets like 20 notes, 90% of which are likes and only 2 reblogs* Also
fumbledeegrumble: runofthemillsocialist: People’s interpretation of the whole cultural appropriation discourse is so bizarre. Like I once saw someone (American) going “How come I can’t have a Mexican themed wedding but if I have a Scottish themed
made-of-more-bees: imwiththeclouds: how come no one talks about those days where your mental health just crashes down randomly and you start feeling ashamed of yourself because you were doing so good and now you feel like a complete failure because you
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: memereposts: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the
dumbass-bitch-disease: carnival-phantasm: archangelrebirth: sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting Cause it’s Blackface What
missmentelle: “If it’s so hard to be homeless, how come they all have nicer phones than I do?” If you work with the homeless, you hear this sentiment a lot. A lot. Everyone who hates seeing their tax dollars go to the needy seems to think that
jenniferrpovey: eitherpennyorlily: horricule: tzikeh: shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit: closet-keys: closet-keys: them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come? me: @scarcity-of-cats @annajanes It’s called Unconsenting Media
ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean: how come women are seen as overreactive to dumb things when men literally need FOR MEN written on soap before they can use it
platypusisnotonfire: curseworm: paper-castles: curseworm: how come french doesnt have a word for lime “green lemon” nice job idiots They don’t have a word for 80 did you expect them to do better with fruit? excuse me id like to buy four twenties
gilmoregeller: how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either
april:april:how come water tastes better when its cold
tandembicycles:yahooanswers-official: insomniac-arrest: how come cats look outside and start vibrating their little mouths so much and so quick while sounding like they are printing copies from a fax machine. why do birds do that to them. My cat when
tallymali:how come the reddit app gets this option in iphone settings then
dragoonfaris: schol: How come when it jumps it goes up and then like goes up again double jump
jsands84: schmergo:prokopetz:The thing that messes me up about the whole “the butler did it” trope is that we literally have no idea where it comes from.The earliest known piece of detective fiction in which the butler, in fact, did it? Published
“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?” ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
saythankyoumaster: Allison has a webcam show broadcasting from her local library. How come I’ve never seen this chair in the library??
hotel-mario:The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…”
earthdad: how come old people tap touchscreen things so hard
shisnojon: how come threesome porn always start off the same like rageomega b-boyleroy
deseptions: “how come you’re single?”
realitytvbitch: My parents: How come you never socialize with the family?Me: *sits with family*Me:*gets insulted by entire family*
your-mind-is-nirvana: kioskstuck: phoebebuffayvevo: Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do? She could afford to buy fingers
systlin: spencerfantastic: telegantmess: chulaspice: how come conservative students think they’re smarter than professors with doctorates and shit conservative students swear that every university professor is some radical leftist with an agenda
gumbubbles: if gravity is real then how come my DICK is always pointing up. answer that isaac newton you fake bitch
maeamian: maeamian: Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but
bravo44: *Insert suggestive Cortana quote here* I got this idea from @neroxliv I won’t lie. He straight up approached me with the notion of “How come we don’t have enough 9 inch Cortana porn?” It was one of those things that nearly caused an
wickedvegas1point0: WickedVegas www.HeyWicked.com How come I don’t get invited to pool parties like this? I think you should have a couple guys around to back you up and to get all those GREAT camera angles!
For @belladonnaq‘s Halloween prompt fest~ An anon request for Hannigram murdering in kigurumi~Also bonus:how does hannibal know about kigurumi tho?
gorgeousblackmen: ultra-loveblackmen: Fuck Yea! What I live for How come all the white guys/gals get it anytime/all the time?
blacklongfellow: Just got home from the gym, and like clockwork, I start to brick the fuck up. Plus my uncle will be at the house, sitting on the sofa, trying to get up in my business. “Boy, where your girlfriend at…how come we never see you with
1chainz: dont trust boys who use the “:3” emoticon How come? ;~; I use it all the time. it’s cute.
tennants-hair: tennants-hair: how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED
scaromantic: Gee BLU Scout! How come your medic lets you eat TWO wieners?
just-shower-thoughts: If the pen is mightier than the sword, then how come sticks and stones can break my bones and words will never hurt me?
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
myfavcreepvids: stripping-videos: brummie29: Mmmmm Anyone know who her name? How come no one knows her name?!? Anyone?
g1138:If WoW is dead how come everyone has a BE/NE futa character and want me to draw them? Also, uh, another character that i think is not a futa.
bru920:hypnotizedrelapsingslut:brownsugarhunnny: That knot is doing the lords work how come the longer u wear stuff like this the more u wanna take it off? nybody??Wearing it like that can make you very horny, and the more horny you get,
bostonbearpig: How come I don’t have one of these on MY sofa?
