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I miss my housemates. I want them back as soon as possible. They are the closet thing I’ve ever had emotionally to a family. I’m so scared that I won’t have them all together in a home in a few months. But I want to make the most of
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Most of my housemates (and company) are making whale noises to the Battlestar Galactica scene. It also became Misty Mountain Cold for a second.
savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to… hardened criminal bilbo baggins I am trying to explain this to my housemates and nobody appreciates it :(
College Moments I Remember:
firiona: Housemate says something about me having lots of sex over spring break while walking past.. then stops short after two steps and wails, “OH MY GOD I SAID THAT OUT LOUD!” I would have shrugged and just nodded but that sudden delayed realization
tendiademsart: she knows who she is
Are You Dissociating?
All the housemates that currently live with me have caught up with snk! My other one that’s moving in is somewhere around episode twelve, last I check. Which means we’re going to have a viewing party of sorts tonight! Which is super exciting!
accidentally looked up at the screen during a self-injury in a movie my housemates are watching haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
I’m breaking down in front of my housemate. My knees are shaking and my voice is all over the place and I’m crying and it’s all because of someone who once upon a time was my best friend. I hate this. I hate this so much. I don’t
brutalfaerie replied to your post: I don’t even know what to… that is literally not even legal. your housemate can eat 5000 asses. you’re paying the goddamn rent and if you want to sit there, you can. if you want to put your food in the fridge
indevampire replied to your post “brutalfaerie replied to your post: I don’t even know what to… that is…” no way i am getting really fired up on your behalf. what about the other two housemates? have they said anything? could you get them
ladyweiss replied to your post “indevampire replied to your post “brutalfaerie replied to your post: I…” I feel like your housemate is just afraid for herself and she won’t try to understand because of her fear :/ Hence they’ve
oh yes yes totally want to be alive when the housemate that kicked me out is saying WE WON’T APPROVE OF ANY NEW SUBLETTERS UNTIL WE INTERVIEW THEM OK I just… I give up. no one with the power to make my life better is ACTUALLY GOING TO
apparently my old housemates rejected a guy in the running to live there for the past few months, because “he has a kid what if he can’t make his finances??????” which is so suspect because the guy has a job and was more than willing
I saw a picture of my ex-housemate on instagram and it was sucha fucking kick in the teeth for me. there are people in the world that think she’s great. there are people in the world that think she’s nice. there are people in the world that
life is great there’s flyers all over campus for an event featuring pictures of the housemate that drove me out of my old apartment. I feel so wonderful about being alive you don’t even know………….
I’m so unhinged now that I basically lost all my friends. Like I’m going to see Kyary next week and I just don’t want to know what it’ll be like if I see my ex-housemate. I say this like I’ll do something violent, but really,
I heard “Mountains” by the Front Bottoms on the college radio station today and now all I can imagine is the song being about Jean as he smuggles fireworks from PA to NJ and all the housemates set them off together and Marco actually holds
going to see kyary in concert tomorrow and I should be excited, but I’m too busy having anxiety about seeing my ex housemate yayyyyyy
allididwasdie: This is a birthday card I made for my friend/housemate.
inevitablesurrender: nevver: Space is the place, John Harris My housemate just got The Art of John Harris and… damn, it’s all amazing. Related and recommended: The Secret History of the Earth mini-documentary.
slave-dumbo: Her housemates soon realized Dumbo’s true nature, and lost all respect for her. The younger girls treated Dumbo like a slave now, constantly belittling her and making her feel stupid and lumbering.
devilabove1: Always nice when your housemate passes out without her panties on!
goddammitstacey: I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly
vanjalism: etirabys: me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming
badjokesbyjeff: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted I don’t get it. I’ve lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.
iain-pm:My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked like why’s it gotta be so accurate
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sothisistwenty: Super quick kinda topless Tuesday before my housemate came back in the room 😈
Assorted Goodies
ONE OF MY HOUSEMATES IS MAKING ACTUAL CHEWBACCA NOISES DURING SEX or it might be his girlfriend I’m not sure which one I hope is true but they’re not stopping
droory replied to your post:ONE OF MY HOUSEMATES IS MAKING ACTUAL CHEWBACCA… gettin some late night wookie God dammit
Just had to remind my housemates to use their “4:30 in the morning voices” kill me now please
potato-chips-in-the-bath: my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
cloysterbell: the-vashta-nerada: cloysterbell: One of the lights in our backyard keeps turning off and on and I just screamed IT’S THE VASHTA NERADA and my housemates just stared at me. they will be the first that i strike i will spare you Thank
nowimagineababydragon: sweetprincemoth: nowimagineababydragon: My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale. Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish? Yes. The concept was deemed terrifying.
Alien.
caong: zeaky: blackaperture: Three-person chess.[via] This can only end in tears and physical fighting One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct.
angrynerdyblogger: I THINK MY HOUSEMATE IS BLASTING “PARTY IN THE USA” WE ARE IN SCOTLAND HE IS SCOTTISH IT IS 4:30 AM
ariasune: Between some unexpected vet costs, and two housemates moving out, everything has gotten a bit messy for me and my friend, Ren and I need to raise USD赨 fast. My health has been a bit patchy, so I’m only going to be doing icons for the
barbieaddams: as much as its fun to laugh at these brexit memes i don’t want anyone to forget how serious this actually is. i have one of my housemates crying in my room bc her career relied on the uk being a part of the eu (she wanted to go into foreign
mauzymorn: goddammitstacey: I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored and now I want a movie about a ghost
smallswingshoes: diplotomodon: caesiopeia: tonelessmandarin: Person with housemates can study. Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting. Cool community classes and
hobartgloryhunter: Reminds me ALOT of a housemate I once KNEW>
iaden: stockycubaus: I caught my housemate iaden unprepared Unapproved angle. But at least it’s filtered. :-P
aardvarkianparadise: Toy Deepthroat Video Poll Results - Marie Rose 18-Inch Dildo Well, I let the vote run a bit longer than I originally wanted to (things got hectic as housemates returned from their spring break), but the results are in, and the people
mathewparkin: My housemates have a dog, he doesn’t care about tumblr
mathewparkin:My housemate has a huge mirror
acciowine:Me, pretending to be interested in my housemate’s stories.
bbabybbear: This never happens to me, but I peed my pants waiting for the bathroom to open up. Why must all my housemates decide to shower at the same time?! 🌹message for custom/premade content🌹
ashlee232: Hahaha! This is what my house often looks like, I love having a slutty bisexual housemate, we always end up fucking the same guy lol :) xx
eljackinton: caong: zeaky: blackaperture: Three-person chess.[via] This can only end in tears and physical fighting One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct. Let the games begin. Jack totally said that in his Bane voice.
nudeverywhere: (via The naked housemates diaries)
![caong: zeaky: blackaperture: Three-person chess.[via] This can only end in tears and physical fighting One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eiz7tQ1L1qiu0a4o1_250.jpg)
