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dekutree: me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking— horoscope: leos are sexy as hell me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
normal-horoscopes:sapphicshart:normal-horoscopes:WHAT OF THE OTHER CHILDREN OF THIS MIGHTY HOUSE? WHAT OF THE FURTIVE CHUNGUS THE LESSER?chungus the lesser is an embarassment and we do not speak of themWOEFUL IS THE TALE OF CHUNGUS THE BASTARD
lazyyogi: musterni-illustrates: - The Shitty Horoscopes anthology is in its last week of funding on Kickstarter! shitty horoscopes book xii: obituaries amrit brar / musterni | 2016 the series concludes in book xiii: in no one’s favour, exclusive
musterni-illustrates:-shitty horoscopes book vii: magick-read the entire shitty horoscopes zine series here.
musterni-illustrates: - shitty horoscopes book ix: the body and the wreckage. each sign rules a body part, though which part will vary depending on who you’re talking to. this volume marks a year to the inception of the shitty horoscopes series.
sakimichan: Pisces .This month Horoscope pinup series :3 I’ve been painting so much water themes signes recently XD, fun though, hope you guys like !PSD+high res,steps,vidprocess etc>https://www.patreon.com/posts/pisces-horoscope-4808668
sakimichan: taurus This month Horoscope pinup series,main colors blue/green/pink, earth element, I went a lil crazy with the plant ideaXDPSD+high res,steps,vidprocess etc>https://www.patreon.com/posts/taurus-horoscope-5405178
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diethoroscopes: so be honest to yourself, this time
musterni-illustrates: -shitty horoscopes book vii: magick-read the entire shitty horoscopes zine series here.
lordofmasks: Spooky Horoscopes | Camille Chew Aries • Taurus • Gemini • Cancer • Leo • VirgoFor Society6′s October horoscopes. Prints available in my S6 shop.
naughty-v-d-k: herdirtylittleheart: Omg my contempt *DOES* taste like grief. shitty horoscopes, book ii: angry horoscopes by musterni-illustrates (Click here to see book i) yep it´s a verb
normal-horoscopes: peel-a-potato-with-a-potato: normal-horoscopes: buncheeks: hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM Now hold on, isn’t that more
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I LOVE THAT THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES ARE SUCH A TRAINWRECK I LOVE THAT THEY HAD ALL THE MONEY AND TIME AND POWER IN THE WORLD TO MAKE IT PERFECT AND INSTEAD OF DOING THAT THEY HIRED THE GUY WHO WROTE BATMAN V SUPERMAN
natalieironside:normal-horoscopes:natalieironside:professional-chaotic-dumbass:natalieironside:normal-horoscopes:ankle-beez:View on TwitterPOINT AND LAUGHLMAO And so it begins The beginning of the end is upon us and i am HERE for itMe when I spend the
headspace-hotel:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes: ILLICIT UNDEAD MOSS DEALER MOSS GETCHA MOSS HERE
normal-horoscopes: waffletimewarp: normal-horoscopes: kuttithevangu: glumshoe: kuttithevangu: radical-awe: gallusrostromegalus: kuttithevangu: i told my family about the rabbinic definition of a “wall” as “a barrier that impedes the
tangarang: *shitty horoscope meme pops up on dash* ugh this again *quickly checks my horoscope*
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:*BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY* *BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A
gallusrostromegalus:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:vampireapologist-archive-deacti:“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie JeebiesMedical Grade WilliesSudden Prolonged ZoinksChronic Botheration
normal-horoscopes:inneskeeper:normal-horoscopes:HEY BABES IM BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON CHILDREN AT THE PARKhow was it? any cool cursesTURNS OUT KIDS CAN REFLECT CURSES WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH ANYWAY I GOTTA GO PURGE SOME EVIL ENERGY
normal-horoscopes:nucleariguana:normal-horoscopes:A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR AT NEW EXPERIENCE IS A SIGN OF GROWTH. MONOTONY IS DEATH BEFORE DEATH AND THE UNEXPECTED IS A BLESSING. ANYWAY, SORRY I CARBONATED YOUR BLOOD, THE SPELL WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DO
normal-horoscopes:cecillias-garden:normal-horoscopes:MAYBE YOU CANT LOVE NATURE FOR ITS INHERENTLY PREDATORY NATURE BECAUSE YOU ROMANTICIZE PASSIVE ENJOYMENT OF A PASSIVE NATURAL WORLD. I AM BEING HUNTED BY WOLVES. I CALL THAT ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IN
normal-horoscopes:vale-priestess:normal-horoscopes:PERSONALLY I THINK MY OBSESSION WITH NIGHT AND THE DARK IS COOL AND FINE AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY LIFELONG CHRONIC INSOMNIA. I AM BUILT DIFFERENT AND WORSE. YOU GET ME
inneskeeper:the-unseelie-court-official:inneskeeper:inneskeeper:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:[douses my fist in a vial of strange fluid and punches the guy trying to mug me][He’s suddenly 9 months pregnant][I check the strange fluid vial
catgirlforeskin:normal-horoscopes:inneskeeper:normal-horoscopes:Medieval monk who just wrote the first Beastiary: “So you know how there’s beasts? Well check this out-”Medieval abbot who is checking the medieval monk who just wrote the
normal-horoscopes:rudjedet:normal-horoscopes:Eternally torn between the dual desires to make properly sourced historical posts and convincing fake posts about how Tutankhamun had a gun.you get a pass only if the hilt has ducklings on itEgyptologists are
wellshitcaitlin:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Good evening bisexualsActivate the contraption
normal-horoscopes:shitpostswithteaplease:bonersquat:avvocarlo:vergak:something ain’t right about that boy wat the …@normal-horoscopes one of your homunculi got loose againOut of the primordial jelly and onto the dance floor!! #epic
normal-horoscopes:toothsalad:normal-horoscopes:If you wanna fix America you gotta get priests to support unions I’m dead serious. The smartest thing the right ever did was convince a large portion of American Christians that wealthy capitalists
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:AAAA WHAT IF THERE WAS A BEASTOh dear I’m imagining so many beasts and creatures
normal-horoscopes:jame7t:normal-horoscopes:jame7t:*traps you in my mindscape*Oh hey it’s pretty cozy here*deploys the creature* Aw man!! What the fuck!!! This sucks!!!
triggerjolly:normal-horoscopes::happy-hudson:normal-horoscopes:There once was a doctor named Freudwho woman preferred to a-voidbitch loved his cocaineBut he couldn’t explainHatsune Miku vocaloid
cryptotheism:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:You’re passing through Wonka’s factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine There’s an oompa looma in a cardinal robe
musterni-illustrates: – and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: anger. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how much positive response something i just did
no:seansoo: before you reblog any horoscope post on here always look @ the source or whoever made it because sometimes it’s a legit horoscope blog who at least has some idea of what they’re writing… other times… it’s just some random fake deep
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musterni-illustrates: - The Shitty Horoscopes anthology is now funding on Kickstarter! shitty horoscopes book viii: medicine amrit brar (musterni), 2015 buy the zines | read them all | instagram | redbubble
sakimichan: archive of all 12 horoscope I’ve painted over the year :3 I’ve also created a desk calendar of them :) Available >http://sakimichanart.storenvy.com/…/18687967-horoscope-desk…
toshia-san:A little sneak peek of my upcoming horoscope series! 💖 You guys voted on DeviantArt that you want to see it, I’m so excited about it ^__^ Toshia-san.deviantart.com #digitalart #art #toshia #toshiasan #horoscope #aquarius #cute #girl #sweet
dekutree: me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking— horoscope: libras are sexy as hell me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
sakimichan: My second piece for Gemini horoscope pinup series, more experimenting,on cloth lighting this time : )PSD+high res,steps,vidprocess etc>https://www.patreon.com/posts/horoscope-series-5757105
ghostghost: I made a little Plant Horoscope for brand new zine, I’m Champagne!Filled with self doubt, need a pick me up? Check out your horoscope, the plants can help you out.The whole zine is about regaining and maintaining self worth. My very good
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“LEO SZN”og photo via @sotogang, my edit over
vodkau:suture—s:musterni-illustrates:shitty horoscopes book vi: after the fall.a volume that took way too long about life after february, and life after (or during) the blues.[ read the entire shitty horoscopes zine series here. ]THAT SCORPIO ILLUSTRATION
musterni-illustrates: THE SHITTY HOROSCOPES ANTHOLOGY IS NOW FUNDING ON KICKSTARTER! The horrible horoscope series is now conveniently compiled into a single book! Reblog and spread the word for your chance to be one of five people who wins a Kickstarter
musterni-illustrates: - The Shitty Horoscopes anthology is in its last week of funding on Kickstarter! shitty horoscopes book xii: obituaries amrit brar / musterni | 2016 the series concludes in book xiii: in no one’s favour, exclusive to the anthology.