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firesque: Only teasing honey, no penetration tonight !
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun
netherworldpost:Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very
Karen: (to Jack) Oh, honey. No one in the world would believe you’re straight. You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. You fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy. And you did him.
wheatleyhastings: reversecentaur: plantkitten: aw pup honey no Bless you fluffy baby
dinkleberg4real: quirkybrittany: slutstiels: noisy bottoms (✿ ♥‿♥) text post about farting with over 50,000 notes i am so done xD honey no
straight-ish-ny: iwouldntshowmom: i-am-bechloe-trash: Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick react to Daniel Radcliffe’s story about Donald Trump giving him talk show advice. I’m with her Oh Daniel, honey. No.. Oh my… did HRC loose the
strapon4u: Look honey no hands!
fallout-new-vegas-2010: fallout-new-vegas-2010: vegans make peace with honey no shut up do it vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress
harley-quinn: You put 5 of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one’s gunna play with you.
the-mad-nerd: liberalsarecool: Via Girl Du Jour on Facebook. “You ain’t even got an indoor voice, honey”
beyoncescock: kiss-my-aspergers: foxstitches: serasquatch: berserkasfuckk: Matilda I was rewatching this movie the other day and got up to the point where she and Miss Honey meet for the first time in the classroom, and she mentions that her favorite
thenightling: amandafelloffthebus: memes-r-memes: Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey Oh, my God, honey. No.
bitterbitchclubpresident: stringsdafistmcgee: alternative-alien-trash: Oh honey, no. I guess History wasn’t her best subject. This is the worst thing I’ve ever laid eyes on @dommebadwolff23
justanotherstrangemind: little-sugar-kitten: reversecentaur: plantkitten: aw pup honey no MY HEART this actually reminds me of that one story with the dog that waited for his owner after he died and there was a statue or something but yeah
thebitchdothcometh: Molly: “I’ve moved on”Lestrade and everyone else in the world: “Oh honey no”
jaelephy-deactivated20151113: “Honey, Thank You!”
suzaku-strife: “Is it really ok if I take this, mom? It’s your favourite.““Don’t worry honey, as soon as mom gets better she’ll buy new clothes for you. Take this nightgown, you’ll always have a part of me close to your heart.“
daddysnaughtythings: Honey, no…. You know daddies shouldn’t touch their little girls there, princess.
lewd-moms: Look honey, no panties! Amateurlovin:Somebody wants to get fucked…Enjoy more amateurs having fun or send your submission to www.amateurlovin.tumblr.com
peepys-roadrunner: “I’m leaving now honey … no, I’m not wearing panties or a bra, why? You think I look slutty? I bet the guys I’ll be dancing with later won’t disapprove of my dress!!!” I want my wife to dress this way when I take
reversecentaur: plantkitten: aw pup honey no
maekyacmonme: “I thought you went bed, honey.” “No, daddy. I need something long and smooth first to help me fall asleep.”
cini-honey: transdimensionalbeing: june-the-6: duhmayo: What happens if you pour molten aluminum into an ant hill. its cool but poor little ants If the human race ever invades another planet this is how we should kill the aliens pouring molten
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kyleyo: I am 100% certain that the star of Honey, Where Are My Pants? from The Lego Movie is actually Aaron Barrett
yankeesama: vamoladokidoki: spatulasinspace: niggawitamacbook: Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers. They aren’t drunk… honey, nobody wears that outfit sober
shaxaphone: cute things to call your girlfriend:1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
slightart: Liza Feurtado Workin’ on Honey Girl ~*~
you need to tell yourself honey... is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?
sixpenceee: French bee keepers were astonished to find that their bees were producing blue honey. It turns out that the bees were picking up vibrantly colored, sugary waste from a nearby M&M factory plant. (Source)
bandom-pride:Cute things to call your girlfriend1: honey 2: sweetie 3: sugar 4: we’re 5: going 6: down 7: swinging
laynethomasstaley:Layne, aged four, once asked me, “Mom, what’s it like when you die?” In my infinite wisdom (I was 23) I said, “Well, Honey, I think it might be like when you’re born. You get too big for the old space and you get pushed out
litlpup: paxamericana: quoms:mysteryho:is this in jest because like 50% of people I know have biblical names names my child ‘Acts of the Apostles’ please, meet my son ‘lot’s wife’ “onan, onan honey, can you come down here? sorry,
the-stridoctor: psyducked: neuksei:neuksei: If you have blackheads on your nose: Mix together half a spoon of honey and half a spoon of cinnamon. Put enough of the mixture to cover your nose and then massage for 3 mins. Wash it off with warm water
