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averagefairy: i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready
spring2000:this atmosphere/coloring reminds me of like waking up from a daytime nap and not knowing like what the date or year is
whitachi:The Queens of Comedy on the Commandments of Sex LAURA: That’s another commandment! Don’t be scared of my toys. SOMMORE: Involve food. I had somebody put some whipped cream on me. Honey is nice, too. ADELE: Well, I ain’t got
seedy: you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the
yourbiass:peetasallhehasleft:rory-williams: i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode NO BUT THIS STILL MAKES ME ANGRY
crunchier: *receives a text* person: hey! me: hey *person reads it but doesn’t reply*
heyyyci: pinkcookiedimples: Why natural hair products and weave be costin yo damn life insurance like I’m your sister we fam hook me up with that discount But really tho
chellzaintshit: glittergwapo: “After bobby shmurda made his ŪM bond” Can somebody tell me who he is so we can get married
unlimitedgoats: ryeloaf: *someone posts a long ass extra ass photo set of their own tweets* “Oh, don’t pay me any mind. I just went on a lil Twitter rant.” alternatively:“I was droppin all kinds of truth on Twitter today”0 favs, 0 retweets
quickweaves: help me
michael-reigns:
geek-ramblings: bravinto: stteve: bucky: *punches someone off of a 10 story high stairwell* bucky: ok technically gravity killed him not me bucky: my lawyer matt murdock says it’s ok Bucky: Fandom:
honestly one of the best places on campus is the parking lot because my car is there and I like to jam out really loudly with the AC blasted by myself
If you ate my pussy please don't ever try to disrespect me. Homie I fed you.
rad sad boy
what-mom: i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.
jazeth: me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up
nintndo: honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes
cosmic-noir: Honestly.
bisexualbertmccracken: person: why are you so kinky me: im traumatized
zayniepaynie: i honestly really want to be zayn’s best friend and get the privilege to being in his life as someone he trusts and cares about who he can sit and talk about nothing and everything with. like i want to be someone he goes to when he needs
The day I rob a bank is the first day of my life as an honest man.
carbohydratequeen: i’m the lead presenter in my group project today & honestly i’m not even nervous bc my hair looks AMAZING (via Tumbling)
Honestly all I want for my birthday are the cute Halloween string lights (the ghosts and pumpkins and stuff) at Walmart and a venti pumpkin spice frappucino
michaelsputa: WHY DO I LOVE YOU WHEN ALL YOU DO IS NOT LOVE ME BACK?
majestic-peanut: This honestly brought back some hurt feelings I didn’t want to remember
deep-space-babe: Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer.
beyoncebeytwice: characters in a movie after dating for a 2 weeks: i love you i cant live without you me: what the fuck? what the fuck
chuloa: if this ain’t me
jimmytfallon: this takes me back to 2008 when taylor went around everywhere saying joe jonas dumped her in a 27 second phone call to earn sympathy when in reality, he later explained that the call only lasted that long because she HUNG UP on him….like…
preternatural-princess: Why is Bun bigger than me?
darfin wants to start training before he starts basketball soon so I decided to be his coach and yesterday we went to practice I made him stand in like 10 different spots and for every time he missed he had to do a sit-up and a push-up and he hated me
neutral: If you don’t have imessage I honestly don’t have the patience nor the time to talk to you
Should I trim my hair I really don’t wanna But like ?? Death ? Split ends? It’s not really damaged honestly but will it really grow that much faster if I trim it some?
Working on second essay of my all nighter and it’s going fine honestly these are good ass essays I think I hope ha
me too sula !! like everyone i know already moved on and i thought i was gonna be one of those too, i even tried convincing myself weeks before that i didn’t even care but now im like I DO CARE, I CARE A LOT….
midtonepaper: imagine me as a senior citizen crying in a nursing home over kakagai
prettyboyprophet: date idea: take me to a cemetery so we can go row by row in the oldest sections and whisper kind words to the graves who haven’t gotten visitors for decades
Honestly I only want to quit game and start over on a lower difficulty level.
Surely it’s proper that I (if I’d choose to) can get out of the smallest cage I’ve found so far. Kind of disappointed to be honest but is what it is 😔
averagefairy: *eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle
8oo: every steven universe is going to start w this beautiful face now and honestly im going to cry every time
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chanthehuman: YOOOOOO I found a video of Olivia Olson singing Seeing Red from Marcy’s Super Secret Scrapbook and it’s so fantastic!! Also it makes me super happy that Olivia loves her character so much.
acciobreadsticks: allura could drop kick me into a black hole and i’d say thank you
elasticitymudflap: steven and greg pausing to ‘AYYYYYYYYYY’ for like a full five minutes after a bad pun was the most relatable content i can think of
katara: I still get emotional every time I think about Appa getting kidnapped and Toph trying to save him and hold the library up and then she cries apologizing to him because she can’t do both and she shook me up more than Passion of the Christ ever
sunwukxng: “I said, put your hands in the air!” “Are you…robbing me…?” “Yes!” “Ooohhhh.” And thus, Ruby immediately kicked the shit out of all of Roman’s goons, and thus a notoriously awesome saga was born.
rosebeaches:honest 2 god rlly want to be That Kind & Supportive Friend u can count on but i’m to unsure of where boundaries lay and don’t want to be overbearing so i’m just here feeling like i’m not doing enough & also doing too much ..
illogical-bullshit: theshoeboxqueen: Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy. Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor. Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine Bi/pan people get to enjoy
gamedot: can you believe she had the nerve to speak about garnet like that
dykesummers:me, after watching birds of prey:
chescadaniels: no but honestly it’s christmas in like 4 days and i have never felt less christmassy in my life
totalariana: I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years
Honestly,I have a giant lack of affection and i wish there was someone around ro hold and feel close to.
bussykween:Me
kevidnay:just give me that gotham city sirens movie so i can die in peace
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK Send me a dick pic and imma block your gross ass
lil-spicypepper:This guy at work is so hot and cute and he comes in with his gf and I’m just at the side swooning over him Update: I served him again and he was super sweet and he said keep the change and his smile fhfhviifjdbsbwjsidi help me
If Sims has taught me anything, it’s that I have no style
