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“We went on a roadtrip with my parents, and we went to this church that had a Saint, that was supposed to do a lot of miracles (…) I put my hands in the holy water and went ‘Please Jesus, give me some boobs!’”Thank you Jesus.
Bottom left picture. And I quote myself here, “Jesus goddamn mother fucking Christ. Holy oh my goddamn fucking holy shit damn oh my damn goddamn shit fucking Christ. Goddamn!” Me ams want to go to that country. Sure PYP, why not?
fyeahswords: The Holy Lance, also know as The Spear of Destiny as well as Holy Spear, Lance of Longinus and Spear of Longinus. According to the Gospel of John, the a Roman solider used the lance to pierce Jesus Christ’s side while he was on
girlnamedjack: seafingers: liamdryden: eddplant: theshoutingendoflife: cj-sewers: primordialgoooze: SWEET JESUS. holy shit-titties holy ballsing fuck monkeys oh my ever loving badger god in the name of Odin’s pelvis GET INSIDE OF ME JESUS
next>> oh jesus oh jesus it’s over holy shit cover of post-reichenbach fanbook which i finally finished. i think i have been working on this book since like february. i can’t even tell if the drawings are good anymore i’m just
pizzaotter: anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.” JESUS FUCK
brentwalker092: goldinhart: Holy fuck Did you maybe mean “JESUS holy fuck!!!” :)
thed0llhouse: the-fuckest-uppest: reimburse: sized2: cekati: I don’t ever reblog videos but jesus fucking christ this is unbelievable….. jhgfdaiugfagj holy omg watch it Oh m y ogod holy shit pole dancing should be olympic shit This would
askwulfram: saphazure: micthemicrophone: holy-shit-its-aceituno: xuesue: nigga—san: rufiosexual: eridansexual: wardenmpreg: snuvv: hannah-ler: gets better every time hail satan holy shit whut jesus christ white people Uh scuse you
theholyprepuce: Galileo was wrong and the rings of Saturn are made from the foreskin of Jesus. A few theologians argued that all the Holy Foreskins necessarily had to be frauds since, they asserted, Jesus had taken the actual Holy Prepuce with him
ggolgyu: gyu-night: chuncheunew: HOLY SWEET JESUS. excuse my language. HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HEELLLLL ;A; SO CLOSE YET SOO FAR OMG. FUCK.
s-e-xdesires: dirtylittlechemist: sweetflattery: I’ve got pyjama cleavage These are your pajamas?! Can we have a sleepover please?! Holy mother of Jesus! O.OI’m really wishing I could take that top off f you. :O Holy.. woooow, just wow. I’m
askyorick: the-gods-of-metal: *Jurassic Park theme in background* “Holy fucking shit, It’s a Dinosaur! Jesus Christ. What the fuck?! Oh my fucking God, Fucking Dinosaurs! Holy shit, what the fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk!” ((“They are moving in herds!”))
tlrledbetter: bluedragonkaiser: whyneedacoolname: satsui-n0-had0u: furgemancs: aishishisfangirlism: herthatdraws: eroborus: me right now shit just got real. Jesus christ this is scary even for pokemon HOLY MOTHER OF POKEMON Holy frick
10000bears: tanku: catbountry: iwhipmyfrobackandforth: shipanda: suitslice: voomin: bananshit: (poolparty) legitimately peed my pants holy fguckdg omg jKGFHLJKFD AMY HOLY SHIT dfsdfdsagsdgf Moe :poolparty: HAHAHAHA FUCK JESUS SHIT holy
vixyhoovesmod:bryceaajames: gamerspirit: werocksocks-deactivated20130302: What Skyrim Looks Like When You’re Running 100 Mods At Once x holy fucking jesus graphics like this should be illegal HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THESE WERE REAL 100 mods….LOL
polywolyoctosaurus: emily-spectre: butt-burgers: vagrantinvenice: kidlightning: iheartchaos: Cosplay of the day: Jareth from Labyrinth Via HOLY FUCKING WHAT THE HOLY GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK THAT’S A COSPLAY?! I THOUGHT IT WAS DAVID BOWIE. jesus
brentwalker092: lukechad915: Someone got some football dick. Jesus holy FUCK!!! award :) holy fucking shit is right
bryceaajames: gamerspirit: werocksocks-deactivated20130302: What Skyrim Looks Like When You’re Running 100 Mods At Once x holy fucking jesus graphics like this should be illegal HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THESE WERE REAL
puphawaiitoo: pnpigglett: Holy fucking Jesus Christ Yahweh praise Allah fucking shit holy cum dump Batman! bone-up! puphawaiitoo & puphawaii
cosmic-noir: dreaminaway: queenmerbabe: yowhatupimtopher: madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. Holy fuck I’m dying jesus christ Men can be so gross Ewwwww Bhahahaha more than 3 is unacceptable
hehadaname: cloak-and-stagger: act-like-a-maniac: v-virtue: banfred: Holy mother of…. HOLY SHIT THIS LOOKS EXTRA COOL CAUSE THE ROSE BUDS ON THE WALLPAPER LOOK LIKE THEY’RE BLOOMING HOLY SHIT. jESUS CHRIST THE LIGHTBUBLS IN MY LAMP BECAME
lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing
sifu-kisu: legendofkorraholyshit: 500daysofevilexes: screams-flails-dies-etc: ziggyplayed: lyndez: yencid: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OMG THIS IS PERFECT Jesus christ. How can two gifs match so perfectly? OH. MAN. oh god my emotions Dude,
deanprincesster: queenmerbabe: yowhatupimtopher: madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. Holy fuck I’m dying jesus christ okay but there is no reason to be rude to a cat
rainbowcloak: thebeeskneesandthensome-: threepiece-suits: robbiehasadeathwish: cvcisme: The moment when you realize you’re on the wrong platform. gpoy holy fuck oh my jesus. holy sht
718boss: 4mac9962: pizzaotter: anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.” JESUS FUCK Dope
autistic-nano-shinonome: sinbadism: theanti90smovement: sonicthehedgegod: i mean go ahead and not vote for hilary, i hope all those lives lost and ruined if trump wins are worth your little internet anarchist brownie points Jesus fuck holy fuck Jesus
heartsings77: JESUS IS ENOUGH No need to add or subtract from Him He is GREATER than everything that exists All else adds up to LESS than He He is the SUM of all things: - the infinite - the absolute - the constant Jesus is HOLY to the highest degree
jmoriartycriminalconsultant: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD
acid-washed-thoughts: miiserybusiness: hayleyshair: paramore-yall: statevamps: ohmyhayleywilliams: wow. holy fucking jesus Damn sweet baby jesus OH GOD 😍😍😍😍
i-drugged-your-coffee-jawn: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing We’ve reached a new
a-girl-with-insomnia: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing show it to Jesus, I’m sure
gabbimellark: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS LORD HALLELUJIAH PRAISE THE THE GODS ABOVE I CAN’T BREATHE MY OVARIES MY LIFE THIS IS SO SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL AND JESUS GOD NIALL FATHER MY CHILDREN
lonerrist: ciggeret: finding-shanti: fapwizard: nonesense-world: this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever hollllllllllly. Holy sweet baby jesus i love you baby holy fuck i think i just died
lushtrace: cryingfor-help: idiolatry: iconi-c: milesawayfromparadise: fisical: idkhope: i want to fuck him sweet jesus alex pettyfer goddammit aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweet jesus. he is my god. no joke. i love him touch me holy
seanfmcguire: making-beautiful: mister—pond: guiltygifs: Jizz worthy JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL HOLY SHIT FUCK o////////////////////o Holy fuck. o_____________o
brndns-baked: cxrtez: codeinechapo: eights: pltergeist: Grand Theft Auto V - First Official Gameplay video Holy shit. Holy shit jesus HO LE SHIT I need to get this!
miiserybusiness: hayleyshair: paramore-yall: statevamps: ohmyhayleywilliams: wow. holy fucking jesus Damn sweet baby jesus OH GOD
sonic-lips: did jesus poop too what would jesus poo holy shit
mylittlepeasants: mexicalories: wutdalump: 26thfloor: stfuslag: sweet. Jesus. sorry for reblogging porn i have to reblog this again because holy shit holy fuck
HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS I NEED THIS BAG!!!
skiretehfox:I can’t fucking draw;;;fuck you art blockClick for captions tho
Jesus even the way they UNFUSE was fucking gay holy shit
happyds: some pre-series/homeworld Ruby and Sapphire first meeting ???
mooplz: Holy mother fucking Jesus shitting holy hellfuck.
thebohemianredneck: queenmerbabe: yowhatupimtopher: madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. Holy fuck I’m dying jesus christ sounds like bobo is a bit of a cunt
seerofsarcasm: fuckyeahkagamine-twins: so miku is opening for lady gaga I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL
