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posidone: posidone: *flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit
benedictsolo: holy shit.. the new Age of Ultron trailer is so terrifying. The music. The tone. Christ, I’m not gonna fucking make it out of the cinema.
ebronics: thebearsupthere: bearboyhampton: unfadedlight: greatest scene in television history Whatshowisthis HOLY LORD JESUS CHRIST. HE’S A SEX WIZARD! I need “my mad fat diary” to come back. like now
angerliz: m-azing: gangbanglerfish: thebirdandthebat: I am humbled by this Portal cosplay. I’ve never played portal but I am impressed. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SAJHDGFKAJHSDGFKJASGDFHJA JESUS CHRIST
cage-isnt-an-emotion-dumpass: cataquack: shakuzen: shutupbase: shut the fuck up, “90s kids” christ lmao HOLY SHIT fuckfnjgv lmfao XD
conversatanparade: the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
umfag: cancerousmonkey: mshpiece: theminorityking: frostbitch: shoggothtan: i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :) oH MY FUCKING GOD ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST It’s kinda cu—— HOLY WHAT
t-ayloor: tes-a: mesmerama: cosmo-s: gautimanopants: bl33dsl0w: aqua-ve: xoyours-truly: James Franco Damb phuck Gawd Jesus Christ lawd this is the hottest bloody photo i’ve ever seen of him mum walked past my screen and goes “holy
minomotu: harperkomskaikru: fnafmemes: thewhitequeen164: poyzn: NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work. MY SOUL critical hit in my feels JESUS CHRIST YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME WHEN I’M PMSING. Holy crAp I’m crying
laugh-all-night: Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!! holy crap I CAN SEE SOUNDS. DEVIOUS FUCKERY I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT GFGKLEMFNGK JESUS CHRIST YOU
loki-dokey: nightmareloki: driinababy: worst possible time to find out about your superpowers Oh my GOD HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS
kazard: leadhoovesies: Jesus Christ holy shit
totallyjacobsanders: htimsnevets: unfboy: thick-sexy-muscle: Bradley Castleberry doing box jumps Shut the fuck up jesus christ. holy shit
glamour-and-bubbles:yesiamhisgoddess: Because HE does it for me… Ohhhh, I know he does it for you quietcharms holy fucking christ on a cracker! hot damn…
thedoorsandwhores: holy fucking christ!
smitethepatriarchy: pardonmewhileipanic: psy-faerie: PLEASE REBLOG Jesus Christ Holy shit boost and please stay safe if you use rideshare stuff like this.
ssassmaster: morthils: s0mbodybetter: betakomaeda: i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us free him F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡
theubersensual: missmikalo: vextape: Look what turned up at my door yesterday and made my whole week better ✨ Oh holy crap, I love those colours! Jesus’s Christ that’s beautiful
liezlbabess: jay-cruz: jesus christ holy……..
anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
itsqueerlyhalloween:Holy fucking christ
thesinfulcollection: rainbowbooty: Oh, yes please. I need that gag. Whoa holy fuckin christ!
thighhighlover: thesinfulcollection: sepia2sage: …Lol, The Art of SeDuction, Prime Milfs%…s2s®* Holy motherfucking christ! 💖💖💖 (via TumbleOn)
frostyparadox: team-free-butts: morethanyourimage: gallifrey-feels: vardaesque: padalackles: valiantparadox: Bonus: I’M LAughIGN SO HARD chRIST exactly i swear to my fucking self holy fuck i just re-reblogging cause it’s still funny
imgrimshady: best-of-funny: fifth-harmony: doctorwhothefuckareyou: loki-dokey: nightmareloki: driinababy: worst possible time to find out about your superpowers Oh my GOD HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS Just gonna post this again
cannedviennasnausage: maulegend: dicktripwire: paulthebukkit: If you’re wearing metal equipment during a thunderstorm, you get a short warning before you’re struck b–JESUS CHRIST Dude… holy shit
domnator2: Holy fucking Christ, this made me leak all over the fucking place, the intensity of edging inside a dude and then having him asscum when you’re trying to hold back. FUCK!
f-lorere: guccier: klassy-youth: classyvogue: vividing: akcepted: vanessa is so fucking lucky Holy so is he just watch his jaw omg ohmhyOGD jesus christ
clay80:speedo-obsessed:designing-with-dogs:Holy Mother of Christ, he’s sexy. Wow…. 😍🔥😈✨
pizzaotter: anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.” JESUS FUCK
lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing
itsqueerlyhalloween: Holy fucking christ
i-mp-erfect:anicole01:i-mp-erfect:lovelysummer-nights:queenofthesmurfs:queenofthesmurfs:malibushineslikesummergold:atmospheric-effects:ChristThat is Christ reborn Wow, hello reblogging this again because holy shit omg fuck right?
smileycub: 3centwhore: alexwestgaul: HOLY FUCKING FUCK. Jesus christ He’s so purrrrdy.
p-atches: thegirlwiththerosetattoo: lionmanes: monkeysaysficus: cptmalhammer: Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless. Jesus Christ it was WORTH IT I’m
poz666pig: rebirthsikkevilfukr666: Blasphemy Sunday: Keep the Sabbath Day Holy. Sodomy, Sin, Depravity Ave Satanas Fuck christ YES
ebronics:thebearsupthere: bearboyhampton: unfadedlight: greatest scene in television history Whatshowisthis HOLY LORD JESUS CHRIST. HE’S A SEX WIZARD! I need “my mad fat diary” to come back. like now
xxdeviousdaddyxx: daddyslittleragdoll: kitty-in-training: Holy Fuck-a-Moley Jesus Christ This made my fucking night.
wallyedge: imsoshive: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit christ air Holy mother of Fuck.
jajisikennedy: whiskeybitch92: 1985zcar: 2doormark66: theinturnetexplorer: When she finally realizes that she’s been flirting with Forrest Gump. Jesus Christ Holy shit, this is amazing. Hahahaha. This is the best thing ever hahahaha 🙇
lightspeedsound: queenfattyoftherollpalace: littlemisslucifer: andtheniwaskilled: Holy shit. TX followers- can you pass this around? Jesus fucking Christ. Wouldn’t that be kidnapping I’m pretty sure this might be like false imprisonment or
dashingyounghero: jetgreguar: attackofthekillerderk: tramampoline: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF WHAT That shit went in to orbit. BRUH
ozolopolis: holy jesus christ I’m done
bubble-factory: imgrimshady: best-of-funny: fifth-harmony: doctorwhothefuckareyou: loki-dokey: nightmareloki: driinababy: worst possible time to find out about your superpowers Oh my GOD HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS Just gonna
thesassylorax: themaskednegro: daddyleglongs: Holy shit Jeesus fucking christ His smile just acts like a cherry on top.
thegirlwiththerosetattoo: lionmanes: monkeysaysficus: cptmalhammer: Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless. Jesus Christ it was WORTH IT I’m dying I AM
furioustheowlboy: dunglizard: shiftythrifting: Found at an “upscale thrift store” in Frisco, TX holy fucking christ almighty I’m going to hold an extremely classy party, but all the food will be served on these.
Can we take a minute to appreciate how much of a motherfucking babe teacupcakesandlipstick is?! Holy god damn christ, I don’t even have words for this 😍😘
718boss: 4mac9962: pizzaotter: anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.” JESUS FUCK Dope
jmoriartycriminalconsultant: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD
