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“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean with my riding crop.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You give me a 221boner.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
chandler-marvolo-holmes: I have a problem. Meanlock Week: Day 5
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
londonphile: ‘Welcome back, Mr. Holmes’ A bit longer than the instagram video, in case it hasn’t been posted yet. Love the nose crinkle.Â
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
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“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
“Loving you could never be human error.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s suit.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
