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I call it manhandling my bitch
“Oh! I had the bestest idea today! See? If I hold my boobies like this, you can slide your cock in between them! What do you mean I didn’t come up with it? It’s called tittie fucking? Well, do you wanna try it?!”
My mother got sick and tired of me trying to sneak peeks at her so one day when she was about to take a shower she called me into the bathroom. She took off her towel and held it up. “No more peeking! You have a choice - you can hold this for me
i-will-call-you-sir: Hold my neck like you mean it, baby.
Now that’s what I call romance. Hold my hand while you fuck me.
My sister gave me these to hold for her while she’s in Europe the next two weeks with Todd. You’re going to be a very busy little boy. And keep in mind I have a very long memory . Do you remember calling me a bitch at your wedding?
knasty19:misspussymonster:Let me hold your pussy open & put my tongue in it
jiveammunition: oliviawhen: oliviawhen: Maybe in an alternate universe all the rational best friend characters could be best friends with each other. #marco bert and armin shall be called sml #for small medium and largeThat’s soo cute. I really
empress-of-silhouettes01: Peridot: Lol I just called Yellow Diamond a clod. Blue Zircon: Hold my beer.
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
lacommunedeparis: can you reblog and tag this with where you live, your native language and the sound you make when calling cats? like what do you say to a cat when you want it to come?
a-singing-dragonfly: the-knights-who-say-book: the-knights-who-say-book: the-knights-who-say-book: “call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC “hold my jacket
misstylersmith: Villains: we want to take on the Earth Doctor: Doctor: the Earth, you say Doctor: *presses an empty spot on the Tardis console* Hold all my calls Doctor: *stares at them in disbelief*
hastobeseen: Hold all my calls, I’ll be fucking for the rest of the day.
quitethefreak: officiallyfresh: just-call-me-vendetta: trappunzelll: Mood: “hold this.” We about to get paid! Lmao son. Me every time i hear papi come on.
My “friend” in Alaska called me up, asking me if I knew how long the police could hold her husband before releasing or charging him. Right because I totally know this shit. It was only til she talked the ever loving shit out of me that she
meaodraws:Look me in the face, hold my gaze, and call me by your name.
Cat: son hold all my calls, texts, emails, smoke signals, etc….
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *calls employer after job interview* me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath* employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone
inkiero: ”I like playing the song called “Hold on Till May.” We get our girl from Tonight Alive, Jenna, to come out and do guest vocals.” -Vic Fuentes
monstergape:“Sure you can hold my ass open, isn’t it called gaping?”
dragonette-baggenette: fyraine: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND
c0smic–princ3ss: Lowkey Clingy Daddies Are The Best • “Do you wanna cuddle baby?” • “You should call me” • “Did my baby miss me today?” • “Hold my hand so you don’t get lost” • *suprise cuddles little* • *randomly texts
konimei: Lowkey Clingy Daddies Are The Best• “Do you wanna cuddle baby?”• “You should call me”• “Did my baby miss me today?”• “Hold my hand so you don’t get lost”• *suprise cuddles little*• *randomly texts little during
catchaglimpseofalleble: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU
lezbilicious: “Yes, send her up… and hold all my calls for an hour.”
cumtoy: I like playing a game called “tootsie roll”. You hold my head, and see how many thrusts it takes to cum in the middle of my mouth (:
My dad just called me downstairs very urgently to show me something and I came down to him holding this and giggling like a six-year-old
domesticcunt2: petslaves: domesticcunt2: His Good bitch I hear your keys at the door. You called ahead, and told me how you wanted me to be when you got home. I hold my breath as you open the door. I am ready. I sit exactly where you have instructed
Hold me too tight, lay by my side and let me be the one who calls you baby all the time.
fairyneko: Help Kitty get to Arusha 🇹🇿I’m not gonna ask too much for this because I know there are bigger issues in life, but I wanted to extend the opportunity for anyone who wants to help me take hold of my dreams. God gave me this dream to
hold-on-to-the-neck: I call it manhandling my bitch
flowerkohai: someone call me kitten and hold my hand
you-can-call-me-yonce: purrrrss: stability: trying to hold my life together like 😂😂😂❤️ //
tardisheart: i really just want someone to hold my hand a lot and call me cute and also a princess b/c i am a cute princess and take me to aquariums b/c i love aquariums. im rly lame
starshine59: a-cunning-linguist-13: The perfect secretary… “You’re the best secretary ever! Now hold all my calls for the next hour.”
effervescentvibes: amant-terram: Evolution of the crane… “Our heartbeats synchronise as I call for you a beautiful storm, whose rain will hold my body to yours, my name sounds so sweet in your mouth"🌼🌾 good vibrations here
strawberrykissesfemme:Service Tops are just like: I wanna be sweet to my girl 🥺 Can I eat you out please? 🥺 Do you like that? 🥺 Can I buy that for you? 🥺 Lemme hold your hand while I rail you just so you remember you’re loved🥺
catastrophicbrat-deactivated202:A relationship is 50/50 I choke on your dick and call you daddyAnd you hold my hair and tell me how pretty I am with your dick in my mouth.
spicylilma-deactivated20220909:catastrophicbrat-deactivated202:A relationship is 50/50 I choke on your dick and call you daddyAnd you hold my hair and tell me how pretty I am with your dick in my mouth. Sign me up
thatllwork: thisdoesnotsuck: Brittana Drawing Post-A-Drawing-Friday. Prismacolor pencil on Vellum Strathmore Photo of Drawing. From numerous requests. oh my god someone call an ambulance this isn’t a drill i cant breathe
theres maybe a 99.8% chance that the balding white haired fluffy beard dude watching atlas news could be dad schnee and i could not be happier
dominanttomkatt: konimei: Lowkey Clingy Daddies Are The Best• “Do you wanna cuddle baby?”• “You should call me”• “Did my baby miss me today?”• “Hold my hand so you don’t get lost”• *suprise cuddles little*• *randomly texts
c0smic–princ3ss:Lowkey Clingy Daddies Are The Best• “Do you wanna cuddle baby?”• “You should call me”• “Did my baby miss me today?”• “Hold my hand so you don’t get lost”• *suprise cuddles little*• *randomly texts little
My dad just had to call the police because he saw a man holding a bouquet of flowers climbing up over the railing about to jump off a bridge. He was on the other side of traffic so he couldn't stop and help the man. I hope that someone stopped him in
