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Today, I fucked up... by pranking my roommate my scrambling all his eggs, putting the scrambled eggs back in the carton, and telling him he bought "Pre-Scrambled Eggs".
manhandlehim: hungcollegedick: I FOLLOW BACK 100%. NO LIE! My bro got to know his new roommate quite quickly.
swedishcervixpoker: You confessed to your roommate that you fantasized about losing your virginity against your will to man who impregnates you with his fertile cum. She told me your secret, and we hatched a plan. She organized a party during your most
meanttobreed: All I can do is dream about my roommate giving me his baby. I hope one day he comes home and finds me in the throes of my self induced fantasy pregnancy orgasm and decides to fuck me right here in this chair. Knocking me up before he
nohetero: jlibengood: This is just what happens when our roommate leaves his door unlocked for the weekend
destruya: Because its 8:10 am. Because I love the South. Because I was fired via drunk text message. Because I was hired on his next feature. Because I found a companion in my roommate and she is amazing. Because I don’t like what I look like. Because
amandahuggenkiss1: “That’s what I’m talking about,” my roommate Garrett said in his usual booming deep voice.I jumped just as was going to grab the hot coffee, “Fuck, dude, why are you always doing that shit?”“What did I do to deserve your
haleighceeclark: When she went away to college, your girlfriend moved in with a tattoo artist as a roommate. Her first weekend back over the Christmas break and she had some new ink. Although you loved his work, you couldn’t help but wonder how your
sissyslutcaps: Your roommate is always whining about girls not being able to swallow his big black cock. Every time you roll your eyes, thinking he is just trying to brag. One night he comes home from a date especially drunk and starts complaining as
cumstarved: Knowing what a slut I am, my roommates most often keep their cocks out while home, knowing that if I see one of them is hard, I’ll immediately impale myself on his cock, pumping or sucking until he explodes. They act as if they don’t
homicidalhufflepuffs: camo-zamboni: camo-zamboni: camo-zamboni: My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics? I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely
THIS FINE ASS ITALIAN GUY AND HIS ITALIAN ROOMMATE JUST CAME AND ASKED IF HE COULD USE MY KITCHEN TO MAKE PASTA.
stimman4000:confetticalf:stimman4000:stimman4000:my bf is always making fun of me for being short but my roommate is letting me borrow his bighuge platforms and now im 6’2… the tables are about to turn little mantheyre about to turnWhat the fuck
outrunmyself: piertotum-locomottor: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” at least my coworker is hot Omg
little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
puppyforpresident: I have a crush on my roommate’s friend. I’m really glad I don’t have his number because I’d send this to him while he’s at work with nothing but a winky face.
brobrokev: my roommate just screamed “COSTCO” in his sleep
redfemmedic: outrunmyself: piertotum-locomottor: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” at least my coworker is hot
das-uberchicken: Sooo a roommate persuade me to draw Hans x His 12 Brothers.
earthdad: my roommate is supposed to lose his virginity tonight and came to me for advice so i told him to play spongebob songs the whole time
earthdad: i literally just busted into my roommate’s room while he was making out with his gf to show him that animated video of cows singing We Built This City
prisonsentience: just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
aaronthesexmachine: dante-dfw: The perks of having a roommate who’s not shy about his body. That’s a great ass
cocktf: Your roommate is usually a heavy sleeper so might as well have some fun. You take his cock into your mouth and it starts getting thicker and longer as soon as your tongue touches the soft skin. It continues to grow as your struggle to keep in
dadsoncircfun: Learning to be a cock whore for his new roommate. Lucky lad.
musclehank: Nick had only been my roommate for an hour when I realized how much fun it was going to be. He clearly had no inhibitions with his body, and he was naked more often than not when he was hanging out at home.
londonboy45: My roommate lets me watch him do cam shows. I then take care of his needs.
camalilium: New OCs! Sahil is a 21 y/o marine biology student studying in Hawaii and Akoni is his 23 y/o native, surfer boyfriend roommate
destroywhiteboys: “I guess you’re my new roommate, huh? I sure hope your ass is stronger than that last white boy. His weak body got stretched out withing a couple days.”
yug0: FLOWEY HAS MORE FACES im having fun creeping out my roommates with him. >:^)c based on his many face sprites from the game! can’t wait to tote him around at the con as frisk at youmacon!
clavid: i know this probably makes me a bad person but my roommate just came in with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his shorts and instead of telling him we just took pictures
kindamindless: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” I will do this if I ever have a kid hahah
fucking-yourgirl: your girlfriend worked so hard for your roommates cock. being the alpha male that he was, she thought he deserved. and she loved that you were oblivious to it all. he would dump his huge load of cum right down her throat. later, she
dysphoricartist: Moffat never kills his characters. It has gotten to the point where I am so pissed off by this that I am telling my roommates, “people need to die.”
someonessluttygirlfriend:You woke up at 6 AM after the big party you threw. You see your roommate sitting up in his bed, and somebody under the sheets blowing him. He gives you a thumbs up and a grin. You walk around the house more, finding people passed
my roommate’s son is 9 years old, and sitting on the couch beside me, playing his 3DS. and for some ungodly reason, every other post is tits and ass today.
young-bull-for-horny-wife: My Roommate broke up with his girlfriend about a month ago! But she still continues to stop by every week. Not to see him ofcourse!
kingjaffejoffer: radicalbehavior: tsunamiwavesurfing: uglynewyork: kool-aid-jammers: sugoi-flex: 4gifs: Roommate revenge prank lmao this is not a prank they just tried to take this mans life why his eyebrows ain’t come off W h a t white people
mrockefeller: Happy Birthday Daniel!!! (actual bday was yesterday…) Dan is my awesome roommate and fellow illustrator who loves Frog- you should check out his work!
pussyboytoy: Shouldn’t there have been a pamphlet on this? I wondered as I choked violently. Somewhere in the frosh materials, I could’ve used a brightly coloured guide to what to do when your new roommate makes you his bitch. I squirmed, but he
pozcain: ghost110: Morgan getting fucked by two of his Fraternity roommates. Follow me at http://pozcain.tumblr.com/and please check out my other blog athttp://cainsteven.tumblr.com/
fagformen: his faggot roommate blows him any time he wants…
yourknottygirl: my roommate went to work for the first time in like 2 weeks! hehehe i jacked his mac! sorry for the shit quality and the poor lighting…i had other things on my mind ;) i looooove the cum in my asshole at the end! so hot!
milesjai: 4gifs: Roommate revenge prank prank??????? this dude jUST FUCKING THREW FIRE IN HIS FACE
justanothermom2014: My son is not embarrassed about sharing me with his new roommate and as Mom I am horny enough to want them both to fuck me at the same time.
swedishcervixpoker: My roommate was a gamer. Somehow he had a super hot girlfriend, but all he could think about was gaming. Today he was on a big mission, sitting glued to the computer, subsisting on Mountain Dew. His phone kept buzzing throughout the
rbrlover: One of my roommates at #IML2016 made the “mistake” of mentioning he had bought a piss hood and rubber suit and that he hadn’t tried them yet. Soon enough he found himself fully sealed in rubber head to toe, cock and balls bound to his
blackboyaddictionz: Freshman gets to know his new college roommate.
couplesfantasies: hitthatass: the arch in her back is what makes the photo I told you his cock was amazing, how does that feel. Ohhhh, I miss sharing guys with my roommates Love the smiles on both chicks
piertotum-locomottor: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” at least my coworker is hot
uncensoredpleasure: Your boyfriend’s roommate is a total asshole. He barely speaks to anyone, doesn’t go out and spends all day on the couch, just sitting on his ass, and even smells….still, every time you’re left alone with him, all he has to
uncensoredpleasure: You couldn’t ask for a better roommate. All you had to do was pull your cock out, anytime you wanted, and he’d happily take you down his throat and swallow your nut….the fact that you now had a boyfriend not only didn’t change
