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“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”

Warning to all Sherlockians regarding His Last Vow:

“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”

“Loving you could never be human error.”

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”

“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”

“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”

“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”

“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”

“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”

“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”

“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s letters.”

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”

“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”

“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”

“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because you are unbelievably hot!”

“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”

“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”

“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”

eleven-at-trenzalore: fabulouskilljoyphilosophy: imhereforthesherlock: wingsunfurled: Oh god you guys. I just realised. John marries Mary. What is the third episode called? His Last Vow. What is the last vow when marrying someone? ‘Till Death

not-enough-fandom: jemmathepurple: ewmartin: what if the last scene of his last vow is sherlock and john alone together and then all of a sudden sherlock starts leaning in and then the screen goes black and the credits roll whAT IF But after the

eleven-at-trenzalore: fabulouskilljoyphilosophy: imhereforthesherlock: wingsunfurled: Oh god you guys. I just realised. John marries Mary. What is the third episode called? His Last Vow. What is the last vow when marrying someone? ‘Till Death

nothingbecameeverybodysfool: Sherlock made a vow He will be there for them The next episode is His Last Vow I just pretty much acted out that gif after reading that.

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys: getsherlock: he kept his last vow he protected them and moriarty is keeping his. moriarty’s last vow was that he would burn the heart out of sherlock holmes.

anunexpectedhotdwarf: fandoms-errwhere: the first hour and a half of his last vow the last thirty seconds of his last vow #like the opposite of the wedding episode

sherlockholmeson: cataclyzmic: #oh god#I think I’m gonna cry#I just realised#he killed a man#and I think it was his principle#not to#ever#he broke down to keep HIS LAST VOW#he turned into criminal#the one he was fighting against#a lot can be said

lasttype40intheuniverse: mphelmsman: victorianladybird: stravaganza: insideout-newclassic: clara-oswin-oswald: A Scandal in Belgravia || His Last Vow “Sherlock is actually a girl’s name." but guys Sherlock’s not even his first

darlingbenny: cptjhwatson: a study in pink his last vow it’s not just the staircase that’s from their first case together #DID SHERLOCK LITERALLY REBUILD HIS MIND PALACE AFTER MEETING JOHN????

musingmayhem: Resolute - Sherlock/His Last Vow. This scene speaks to me, so much so that I had to paint it. He only has one option to uphold his vow to his best friend, and right or wrong, he remains resolute in that decision. Perhaps not a hero, but

His Last Vow audio commentary by Mark Gatiss

uhmmsherlock: one episode: His Last Vow ↳ ”Mycroft’s pressure point is his junkie detective brother Sherlock, Sherlock’s pressure point is his best friend John Watson, John Watson’s pressure point is his wife.”

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