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titenoute: disgustinganimals: Don’t hire this cleaning service You can’t tell me what to do
thelilnan: employer: why should we hire you? me: i got first place on Rainbow Road employer: holy shit
peppermintfemme: peppermintfemme: hey im a trans lesbian and i lost my job, if u wanna help me eat + pay rent donate to my paypal pls (link, or email is hamster465@gmail.com ) its been a month and i still havent been hired anywhere. rent is coming
titenoute: disgustinganimals: Don’t hire this cleaning service You can’t tell me what to do they are doing a fantastic job
beauthemonk: wizardmoon: everyonelovesrobots: andrewgeorgeart: this is my second project for my comic storytelling class in which a human woman gets hired to be a grim reaper. Cassie tell me more. I’d read this series
lurch6: im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
papafcknbear: lysolwipes: *during a job interview* “Why should we hire you?” Me
callmepo: Need better insurance so I can afford to hire Pacifica to nurse me back to health. (Not coughing as much, so that is a good sign)
I had dream after dream after dream that Dean was ignoring me and pursuing the other girl. Having strong feelings for your boss is emotionally taxing. Having strong feelings for your boss watching him cling to the employee he just hired like a goddamn
decepticonsensual: adulthoodisokay: stuckylikeglue: beeishappy: LSSC | 2016.11.21 He is so DELIGHTED “They want to hire a part of me.” Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on
bimbosuperiority: Homewrecker Tales - 8 For such a smart, driven, business savvy nerd it was monumentally stupid of someone like you to hire someone like me as a babysitter I guess it never occurred to a big brained dork like you that my superior body
kasamisa: Soooo… Ms.Amber…. Why don’t you show me your “skills set” so I can decide weather to hire you or not.
jean-luc-gohard: What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he doesn’t
ninjasexfarty:Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview
myactivism: micdotcom: The backlash has prompted leaders of Wal-Mart Stores Inc., which owns and operates Sam’s Club, to respond publicly. But they’re not backing down. Let me get this straight… a CEO makes it a point to hire a diverse staff,
frostymiku: gukju: i had a long and vivid dream where i accidentally invited the ghost of alexander hamilton into my house and he just sort of followed me around and scoffed at my essay writing and eventually i tried to hire an exorcist but the exorcist
pragnificent: queervilles: pragnificent: pragnificent: Shoutout to Bioware for hiring four different actors to voice the Inquisitor in DA:I, which is more voice actors than Bethesda had for all of Skyrim. More ppl got pissed at me for this post
dippity-do-not-touch-me: once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the
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larry-the-tiger: sweetdreamr: icecooly94: teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking
rpgfanatics: So this hired thug just climbed to the top of the Throat of the World just to kill me. Dedication.http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com
deadgoliath: isei-silva: But hear me out yoTail bags *SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* YOU’RE HIRED
phillipsandersxxx: So today 5/28/12 (video:nick pounding me) I went to wrk today wrked my ass off :/ Went to my job interview for my second job got hired
When I hired my niece, I gave her a few conditions: sexy blouse, short skirt (above the knees always), bare legs, heels, always at my beck and call. It’s been a year and she hasn’t failed me once.
thebiggestever:“God I can’t wait for him to get here. That new pool boy that dad hired has an enormous cock. It’s at least 3-4 inches bigger than any I’ve seen. I want to feel it stretching all of my holes as he fills me with cum…”
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seereezy: manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented” me: am I lying though? manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
icecooly94: teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. NO I’M STILL STUCK
lushsensei: alexinspankingland: So, I’m trying to hire someone from the non-adult industry world for a project and while I’ve gotten a tons of responses that actually are what I want, I’m amazed by how many people write to me simultaneously wanting
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danilugosi: Model for hire! Make me work! Photographer : Shadow Zone Muah : Jackie Albrecht
fordmodel26: gent1906: Come hang on base with me Military Freak 4 Hire!🍑👅💦
ninjasexfarty: Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview
gay8: they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model
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seattleguyfull8: This will be me when I win the lotto hire them all.
rhiannon42: iapetusneume: HEY CNN ARE YOU HIRING IT APPEARS THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE TO ASSIST YOU IN READING MAPS I CAN READ MAPS I CAN MAKE YOU NOT LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT FOR GIVING BRAZIL AND RIO DE JANERO AN IDENTITY CRISIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE I CAN
jollityfarm: please get me these pants, because i want pepe the frog to carry the weight of my fucking sins, as if he were some kind of peasant i hired so my royal feet needn’t touch the ground
menjunkie: thugsandbullies: “You know Donna? Well she hired us to beat you the fuck up.” follow me:menjunkie.tumblr.com
nyasiasylvester: I’m available for hire as a model. You can shoot me with your iphone, ipad or camera. On location, in your studio or in our studio. We have all NEW equipment this week. New background, new lenses, new flash, new cameras, lighting
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titenoute: disgustinganimals: Don’t hire this cleaning service You can’t tell me what to do > u< <3
callmepo: Need better insurance so I can afford to hire Pacifica to nurse me back to health. (Not coughing as much, so that is a good sign) <3 <3 <3
dankodeadzone: Quick Venomized Hekapoo to celebrate something important that has happened today. I got hired for a new job. Wish me luck. Thanks for @frankarayart for coming up with the idea.
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The “regulars” who hire every traveling model in the history of history, pretty much NEVER book me, yet I still find myself with 2-3 paid shoots daily on all tours. Yeah, I don’t really get it either… *licks finger, slaps butt,
heroes-for-hire: “I’m done with people telling me what to do.”
azubinode: “…and stay down, creep!”Who would have thought that the hooker dressed like a sexy cop is actually a real undercover cop? Fuck me, right?“First time trying to hire a prostitute?”“Uh-huh..”“Well, you’re actually kinda cute
dsgistnt: -Pt. 1/3- It all started… when the painter we hired to work in our house sent me a hot photo on the job and a message at the end of the day that said, “My work is almost done, DSG. How would you like to pay for my services today?” I had
