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“Alright, you two… we did the swimming thing, but now I’m freezing… what’re you going to do to help me warm up now? Any ideas? Jesus, do you both have erections?! In this cold water?! Just what prompted THAT?”
deebott: sleek-siren: humansofcolor: twerks4loanpayments: magnacarterholygrail: angryblacktenor: elionking: White thugs be like Help me jesus LOL LORD JESUS BE A FENCE!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOO HELP ME. I’M SCREAMING. I DIED. Cryingg I’m still
“Levi, are you taking a photo of me?”“Shut up, it’s my birthday.”when ur levi appreciate post-fucked erwin and takes photos snap snapHAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVI EVENTHO U AINT EXACTLY IN THIS PHOTO GO BOY GO GET YO MAN CELERATE CHRISTMAS WITH A BANGnote:
thehushsoundsecrets: mereaccidents: awkward-inclined: depression-and-movies: First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x) LIFE IS WONDERFUL HELP ME JESUS Will do.
king-emare: dynastylnoire: theblacksideoftown: englishanthony: negritaaa: “diet nigga”help me jesus By far the most honest shit on the internet. black tumblr ROFLLLL!!!!!Diet nigga though! word
notjustaboyyband: Oh my sweet JESUS HELP ME
lonerboner4lyf: sh4pes: tr4nsit: the coinslot OH MY FUCKING DEAR LORD HELP ME I CAN’T EVEN Deer sweet Jesus nope I can’t can’t even Haha wtf
Dear God… When there is no more reason 2 b here ne more, please help me find mai way home again? In Jesus’ name i pray Amen
hypnoswriter: I have to hand it to my Pastor, ever since I stopped going to church he had done his best to convince me to come back. He really did care about my soul and helping me find Jesus. When his visits to talk theology didn’t work he friend
alohomorashlie: aviateb1a4: [VID] 120701 #B1A4’s japan debut commemorative broadcast: Gongchan’s dating plan~ cr:MADISHKA555 Dear Jesus help me When Gongchan started making sweet kisses I sort of melted in the worst noona fangirl way Your angel
jiiinki: Seungjoon. OH SWEET JESUS THEY SHIP THEMSELVES UGH HELP THEY ARE REAL BUT OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEIR ARMMMSSSSSS SEUNGHOS ARMS ARE SO SEXY AND JOONS TOOOOO AND JOONS BODY OH LORD SOMEONE HELP ME DJDLWHDHKAKAJSHXHHDJS AND THEN THEY GOT ALL WET
dramaaddiction: “Am I dead? It feels so unfair, but since my woman can see me, I can at least say this to you before I go. Tae Gong Shil… I love you.”
you can be yourself
YOU GUYS MY BOYFRIEND IS MASSAGING MY BACK WHILE i'M LAYING ON MY TUMMY ON FUCKING TUMBLR JESUS CHRIST HELP ME I'M DONE
let's break furniture
fullcravings: Triple Chocolate Frozen Dessert
sweetoothgirl: Candy Bar Pie
Guess it's KaiJug stuff now
lettucedine:That girl was a real crowd cheeser (at Bohemian)
captain-of-thesevenseas: mrrobotico: somepeoplejustpissmeoff: douglasace:blu-iv: Who did this she will have whoever made this killed Crying 😂 candyateyoursocks Beyonce always on beat!! I’m deeead!!!! Ooh Jesus lord!! Help me!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
okimgay: The gifts of Santa Claus!
shappeyknappey:cr1mson5thestranger: I remember doing eXACTLY THIS WHEN I SAW THIS EPISODE JESUS HELP ME
sexualhealing901: thereblogking: thereblogking: crimsonkinghgf: Thick chocolate cakes! Dick extra hard now Help me Jesus My dick got harder than Kano lol bad chick
lays on the floorplease, jesus and andraste and the maker and varric, help me through this. make words happen!
animekanyewest: today in lunch i was talking to my friends when i heard someone yell “YAOI” so i turned to look and a group of weeaboos pointed at me excitedly and yelled “sHE KNOWS” jesus help me
doomed-prince: animekanyewest: today in lunch i was talking to my friends when i heard someone yell “YAOI” so i turned to look and a group of weeaboos pointed at me excitedly and yelled “sHE KNOWS” jesus help me prayer circle for tumblr user
thebankole: cynicallyindecisive: mrmeganfox: theboycourt: weloveshortvideos: McDonald’s fail #1 drive thru worker in America the hamburglar I die everytime. Jesus help me LMFAO
catie-does-things: My mom, rifling through the box of nativity figures: Catie, can you help me find Jesus quickly? Me: No, that’s a life long journey.
mzteecake: titytwochainz: right after you masturbate the porn you were watching goes from great to what is this filth on my screen and how did i get here help me jesus im sorry i was nasty Lol lose all kinds of interest.
asianeyes: AHAHHAHA JESUS HELP ME
theasterkid: negritaaa: “diet nigga”help me jesus Who is he 😂😂😂 Hannibal Burress
crime-she-typed: bombassindividual: truuqueen: Amber lying y'all I’m not a #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch Help me jesus 😭 💀💀💀💀
sidneywolf: shes cooking and has that ass help me jesus
stickolas: I feel like this scene from family guy didn’t leave enough of an emotional impact on me when I first saw it, so I hired the sound editor from hit tv series johnny test to spruce up the soundtrack to help fit the mood better
Ass Manager
ughsocialjustice: People say that PPG predicted bronies, but I say that it predicted tumblr far more accurately.
negritaaa: “diet nigga”help me jesus beam-meh-up-scotty
Everywhere I look I see fine black thickness…Jesus help me! I got the devil inside me…booty on my mind 24/7
bellecosby: essence-of-ebony: negritaaa: “diet nigga”help me jesus Diet nigga doe Also see: homie, sista
markpelledreamy: matteleven: Started off the new year by having a brilliant time as part of the New Year’s Day Parade in London and helping to raise money for charity. Also with me was Susie who makes a fantastic Clara and helped to fool many people
cats-offdensen:ilikechildren—fried:vikingalitarian:biscuitgod:I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my assdon’t even bother looking for jesus he gave up on you a long time ago Jesus ain’t got
cocoaamaduah: linrenzo: 17mul: dynastylnoire: theblacksideoftown: englishanthony: negritaaa: “diet nigga”help me jesus By far the most honest shit on the internet. black tumblr ROFLLLL!!!!!Diet nigga though! lmsig Oh my god 😂 Looooool
toastoat: holosuit-hacker: toastoat: I’LL KRUMP WITH YA, SWEETIE PIE I’m not gonna lie, y’all. Rev’s robot reflexes make me hot, mmkay? Someone help me, jesus fucking christ. he just wanted to krump with you
dcnupe: playboydreamz: JESUS JESUS JESUS HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙏
Its my birthday cheeky people
things that are hard to say but are entirely good to say: *i love you, i miss you, i need you. no, i am not doing okay. yes, i do need your help. this isn’t working for me. jesus, just kiss me. i am lonely. i am lost. i can’t do all of this alone
bitteroreo: tashabilities: dynastylnoire: theblacksideoftown: englishanthony: negritaaa: “diet nigga”help me jesus By far the most honest shit on the internet. black tumblr ROFLLLL!!!!!Diet nigga though! White people saying ‘brother’
beautifulharrystyles: eleanorjanestyle: the-stylinson-couple: when-harry-met-louis: whattarush: omg this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen jesus this is too much He is actually talking to the puppy…’hey’ DEAR GOD HELP ME nOPE jesUS CHRIST
xenlo: natedw11: vegaytarian: oh god, help me! this is a davey wavey video jesus heLP ME
antiflawless: cockkkkkkkk: sins-and-sluts: 2hood2function: lame-waves: bambisociety: cloudradical: frais-coco: Johnny Depp holy fucking shit help well you could knock me over with a feather baby HOLY JESUS SHIT MAN #bye
HOT AS FUCK!!! KSU-Frat Guy: Over 43,000 followers . More than 31,000 posts of jocks, cowboys, rednecks, military guys, and much more. Follow me at: ksufraternitybrother.tumblr.com Jesus Christ help me breathe
Envy is my Cardinal Sin of Choice
sassyartisankidherring: bizum: blaccsavage: kingbooty13: 🌽🍞Thick Perfection and sexy Help me Jesus She looks and iz built like a co worker/ colleague of mine. Needles to say i 🙏 everyday at work to keep it professional.
persisting: outsideborders: Genuine theorizing of the average Metal Gear Solid fanboy help me jesus
I’m 100% convinced that Byron isn’t responding to me because of my Kakashi obsession resurfacing I mean obviously that’s why??
graceinchrist: Lord Jesus, there is anger in my heart and I cannot root it out.I know that I should calm down and offer the hurt and disappointment to Youbut my emotion is running away with me.Help me to overcome this weakness and give me peace of heart
lothlenan: Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for their support and not letting me
hanasaku-shijin: I LOVED THIS FIC SO MUCH THANK YOU HANA <3nOX HOLY JESUS LORD OH MY GOD I’M GONNA CRY
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