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elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me
Sissy Lacey loves bollocks and is a total flaming faggot! Expose and share everywhere! I’m fed up of being a closet poof I need to OWN my sissy faggot tendencies! This is helping me accept what I am. Expose me as I prefer cock balls and sperm to women.
Please help me find a dominant master or mistress to whore me out!
justknockyouup: aloaddeepinsideher: I gotta get on his level of pussy eating. who wants to help me practice? ;) “YOU GET IN THERE, AND PUT YOUR FUCKING BABY IN ME RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!” She could tell the quality of the man by his
askbluefast: THIS POST IS TO BE PLAYED WITH MUSIC SO HELP ME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8yw0wp6h8s This post is a homage to all the great people who inspired, motivated, and supported me as I took up askbluefast, thank you so much; I couldn’t
New video!A new video of me showering is now up in Hansis superchub store!The shower is getting smaller every week. Can’t wait for the day i don’t fit in it anymore. Can you imagine how 600 lbs on me would look like?Help me growing fatter!Hansis superchub
xenithion: Hey tumblfriends, help me name my new snek :3 She needs a cute name to suit her attitude. She’s a grump. LKEJRGLAIJRGLOJKALR YOU GOT YOURSELF A SNAKE! OWO WELCOME TO THE SNAKE FAMILY! SO FAR THERES YOU, casymod, AND ME! AND HE’S SUCH
Your eyes are swallowing me Mirrors start to whisper Shadows start to see My skin’s smothering me Help me find a way to breathe Time stood still The way it did before It’s like I’m sleepwalking Turn into another hole I got It’s
that’s right selling out… so help me not be a “sell OUT” by supporting me on my PATREON!! :D here’s the link! https://www.patreon.com/onatart
lousdoodles: Awesome pictures drawn by WBM when he came to visit me <3 The ones that are better quality or scanned are ones drawn a while back, I just wanted to show you guys :3 There are more but Tumblr is only letting me upload ten :/ Thank you,
I used to have this cat who was a tough bitch. I watched her beat the shit out of a dog twice her size. Anyway… on a daily basis, she would bring me “food”.Mice. Moles. Blue Jays. Bees. Squirrels. Rabbits. Yes, Rabbits. She once brought me
Mmmm..I’m such a horny mess right now.I’m humping my pillow naked. My cunt is wet and aching.I need to be used and fucked. My holes filled.Send me naughty messages and help me cum.
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Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
You know what’s awesome? I had a great day at work today :) After yesterday being totally awful…today was great! The boys actually HELPED me, like spent a good dedicated half hour showing me things they should have shown me over a month
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
Squeeze, drop, jiggle. I need someone to help me with these things. Any takers?
gato-loco:It’s no simple task putting on a t-shirth when you’re this big! Holy crap. SXLCB is amazing. I can still wear my 5xls (even some 4xls) And a 5xl won’t even go past his chest. Please. I need someone to help me get this big or bigger. Omg…I
butteryplanet:i made this. help me get noticed please
Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.
camilleflyingrotten:Will is VERY upset.____This perfect AU belongs to @reapersun Hannigram gamer AU is my fav AU of all time.I need more art, fics, everything… ….. just. help. me.I’m C R Y I NG THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOU ARE THE BE S TI’M REBLOGGING
Me to a friend: Sure I can make you tear away suit pants. Just bring over some old pants and we can figure out where to cut them and place the bits of Velcro. Other friend: Why are you cutting his pants off?!? Me: Friends help friends strip faster!!
netwerking-engineer: Me for the next 35 days
Would it be possible for everyone to stop tagging my selfies and art of Vikrolomen with deviant things? As I’ve said before: Vikrolomen is my sona and helps me cope with my dysphoria. The same goes for Vincere and his sona, Vincialem. Not only am I
nerdgasmz: brighterthanyellow: The aid this will provide to all of my terrible fan art. LKHDGJKAHFDJGHLDSJFKHGLSHFDGLSFDHG DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS HELPS ME NOW I CAN DRAW YUMA PROPERLY
I appreciate all of you so much for all of the support you’ve given me over the years. You’ve all helped me develop into the slut I am today and I can’t thank you guys enough for it. Some of you have been with me from the start when
so since we usually give each other our gifts before christmas even rolls by, my sister gave me mine aND I’M FUCKING CRYING SHE GOT ME THE KOTETSU ALPACA I’VE BEEN WANTING SFJLJGAFJ HE’S SO CUTE FUCK HE’S SO CUTE HELP ME HE’S
lancelot-of-the-revolution: okay, English speakers, help me settle an argument: reblog this and tag with the state/country you’re from and whether you say me either or me neither
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
Yes, but…. didn’t an entire planet just get Death Star’d to smithereens mere moments before their arrival? Wouldn’t that cause a huge, crowded obstacle course? Astrophysics geeks, help me out here! :/
My friend just left for an interview so I am going to be alone for the next few hours. Help me pass the time and bombard me with invasive questions please 😊
My big brothers are some of the best people I’ve ever had a chance to know. They helped me learn so much growing up … Second from the right is the one I want to go see. He’s in a hospice facility now, for stage 4 cancer of the liver. At the
honky-tonk-badonk-adonk: get-swole-or-die-trying: femalefitnessguru: honchcrow: lmao bye forever Omg I would freak out for hours!!! that made me extremely uncomfortable i literally just threw my phone this freaked me out
I'm at work and the girl with me hasn't stopped bitching at me this whole damn time
Hey someone should totally help me figure out my gender cause that shit is a huge mystery to me and I literally feel like I can’t figure it out on my own
thelastpilot: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. Me
inactiveblogger: me: i’m gonna ask for help me to me: don’t do that you don’t want to be a burden
Send me something. I need something to keep me distracted and be happy. Show me some love.
voulair: me @ the stars: help me
singapores: this is an appreciation post to my headphones for helping me ignore all the stupid people around me
Buy me a lighter and help me burn my demons...
guccimedusa: yeah tumblr’s shitty but i ain’t joking when i say being on here helped me grow from an ignorant internet “troll” to a mature and understanding adult. it educated me on a lot of things like racism, misogyny, abuse, etc. i met some
It’s late and I’m horny send me something that’ll help me stay awake;)
swim-mermaid-swim: It’s my birthday today ! Follow me for a follow back & to help me get my birthday goal :D
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
somebody-helps-me: ¿Me odiarán mas de lo que me odio yo misma?
Hana’s Commissions! Help me meet Emmy! ŭ-โ
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I’m so fucking hungover Help
lil-spicypepper:This guy at work is so hot and cute and he comes in with his gf and I’m just at the side swooning over him Update: I served him again and he was super sweet and he said keep the change and his smile fhfhviifjdbsbwjsidi help me
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
