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headspace-hotel:Pussy too wet? Just add sand for anti-slip traction!
headspace-hotel:so mad that our takeaway from the mask thing hasn’t been “wait, so we could have been getting like 80% fewer colds and viruses this entire time?”
headspace-hotel:introvertedx10:This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.
headspace-hotel:monsieurenjlolras:gwynndolin:Speaking nothing but facts for 37 seconds When people say you need to listen to old people because they have wisdom, this is what it’s talking about.
headspace-hotel:elwing: olderthannetfic:fillianore:so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and
headspace-hotel:afragmentcastadrift:New Zealand considers changing its name to Aotearoa to confront its past : NPRNew Zealand considers changing its name to confront its troubled colonial pastI say do it Who knows what a zealand is anyway
headspace-hotel:aflo:Oh god they ate him
headspace-hotel:radiofreederry:
headspace-hotel:I’ve gotten on 4chan exactly one time and on that one occasion, I found this which has been an invaluable antidote in many interactions
headspace-hotel:bumbled be thy bees
headspace-hotel:ioccasionallyburnthings:1dietcokeinacan:pardon-my-venting:mazzes:i want to smoke crack with herGrandmama ATE thisNothing comparesI am OBSESSED with this Sometimes I can’t wait to be old and fabulous
headspace-hotel:6-phds-and-no-sense:6-phds-and-no-sense:6-phds-and-no-sense:6-phds-and-no-sense:being a zero waste bitch with a basic knowledge of chemistry is exhausting. stop putting activated charcoal in everything I just want normal deodorant in a
headspace-hotel:whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK C- Does it have Creatures? O- Does it Offend the church? C-Is it Completely unhinged? K- Does it Kick ass?
headspace-hotel:thebigbiwolf:a-frog-in-a-bog:“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”“I want to surrender to the moss”
headspace-hotel:catchymemes:Normal geologist behavior
headspace-hotel:tucsonhorse:kaijuno:It took me way too long to realize this was just the lyrics and not a real life representation of what it feels like to have chronic pain…I think it’s supposed to be both
headspace-hotel:traycakes:gsirvitor:Police vs Techno
headspace-hotel:unashamedly-enthusiastic:everythingfox:Purrcussion(via) she DEMAND to be Percussed
headspace-hotel:rpmaniac:jlegaspi178:histerinae: jlegaspi178: urbanfantasyinspiration:My God they actually look like dogs now Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!! ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops”
headspace-hotel:kinka-juice:homunculus-argument:I wanted to look up what kind of dogs the vikings had in order to make a historically accurate shitpost meme, but while googling “viking dog”, figuring I’d find pictures of some kind of
headspace-hotel:naamahdarling: thenatsdorf:Mistah Lovah Lovah (via) This animal is so good at lying down. I’m PURPLE with envy. Indecent
headspace-hotel: just-an-aussie-fandom-nerd: iloveeverybee: mandatalks: wonderfck: my blog is, and always will be, a safe place for people who are not confident in their english speaking abilities. you will never be judged or mocked here. 1) Your
headspace-hotel:i have a weird appreciation for Baroque artists, in particular Francois Boucher and Peter Paul Rubens, for depicting the human body in lush detail at a time that predates the standards for bodies to be thin and airbrushed with no wrinkles
headspace-hotel: labias: Oh my god depression: kill yourself Me: kill me yourself you coward
headspace-hotel: rikkisixx:The Great Wall of Vagina - Jamie McCartney (x)Jamie made molds of the vaginas of women between 18 and 76 years. Among others, they include twins and transgender women. Women are often confused about their vagina, because they
headspace-hotel:Fuck sometimes i catch myself talking about Classic Literature and I’m like please I promis e I’m not Pretentious just sometimes you read A Thing that got written like. A Long Time Ago and you’re like fuck we’ve always been the
headspace-hotel:You Are Not Wasting Time; It Was Given To You As A Gift, Freely and Generously; Is Rain Wasted Because It Falls On Gardens, Grass, Disgruntled Birds, and Umbrellas All The Same?
headspace-hotel:missmartian23:catsbeaversandducks:Via @korvys (Twitter) I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck. glowing as though holy
headspace-hotel:cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301:saracamerons:ahdjakak oh my GOD!!also:How do you “abuse” free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted
headspace-hotel:useless-germanyfacts:good evening to this guyThis is some kind of supervillain
headspace-hotel:bemusedlybespectacled:997:i’m crying i’m crying i’m cryingKID’S A FELLOW FONT NERDI can’t even express how amazing this is to me holy shit I was feeling weird about how fast my brain was like “this kid is 100% autistic”
headspace-hotel:arcanescavenger:yehudah:totally normal and not deranged thing to sayFor those who didnt realize it wasn’t just a blanket statement, but actually made sense
headspace-hotel: thebaconsandwichofregret:slushyseals: angryirene: the-ace-of-hearts: I AM WEEPING @slushyseals !!!! Let him have the flappy strange pet! Lil fella is like “omg! I didn’t know they could swim on that side of the glass too!”
headspace-hotel:I learned in my political science class that all major famines in the 20th century and onward have been caused by oppressive groups or political situations restricting access to food, NOT natural causes like crop failure
headspace-hotel:singular-narrative-deactivated2:We’ve all been thereI don’t know how this makes me feel but I feel something
headspace-hotel: gothelixar-personal: spacecatdraws: have i mentioned i love my friends The absolute joy when a friend is ranting about their special interest? Phenomenal, they’re like a human sized sun, exploding with happy light! And on the other
headspace-hotel: redslug: Traditional fly clothing Usually features a wide sleeved shirt (kaftan) that ends below the hips. They tend to have slits for secondary arms. A smaller shirt with narrow sleeves is worn underneath. Both men and women wear long
headspace-hotel:yellogazello:jewboyswag:yellogazello:bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTTop have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?op has reconsidered
headspace-hotel:greenandhazy: languageoficeandfire:bending-sickle:samayla:ununquadius:Learning a language that doesn’t use the same writing system as your native one is so fun because they change the font and you’re doomed I had a penpal from Greece
headspace-hotel:huh-enheim:I’m starting a collectionGood worldbuilding rewards you for questioning it.
headspace-hotel:russiawave: orb
headspace-hotel:average-monster:I see a lot of talk about how neurodivergence evolved and stayed in the gene pool because it was somehow ‘useful’ to our ancient ancestors. While I don’t necessarily disagree with this theory, I would like to propose
headspace-hotel:i know “go be in the Trees and your depression will be fixed” is bullshit. but honestly i think a lot of things would be a little better if we spent more time with things like dirt and small streams and leaves. when you’re inside
headspace-hotel:“But NORMAL People’s Bodies Didn’t Look Like That!” …right? Some of you may have seen my post about Baroque artists and their realistic depictions of human bodies as having skin and fat. I’ve had a
headspace-hotel:Shit, are people really taking “men get pegged” as a serious measure of whether a guy is a Good Boyfriend or not? I assure you earnestly. If your girlfriend tries to pressure you into doing that or insist that you must be afraid of
headspace-hotel: sonic-wildfire: twitblr: Protesting is a FELONY in Tennessee now…Facism at it’s finest (x) I’m sorry, but people need to know this. This is LITERALLY the most blatant telltale sign of totalitarianism and this needs to be spread
headspace-hotel:The best Wikipedia lists List of inventors killed by their own inventionsList of scandals with the -gate suffixList of noodlesList of hoaxesList of piratesResponse to sneezing - that is, what you say after someone sneezes List of places
headspace-hotel:hergan416:therainstheyaredropping:homunculus-argument: Imagine if you met someone who can’t eat watermelon. Not that they’re allergic or unable somehow, but they just haven’t figured out how to do that. So you’re
headspace-hotel:yardsards:obliqe:placethemoonatmyeyes:stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your
headspace-hotel:*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity* Don’t let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out
headspace-hotel:conservativemalarkey:greelin:greelin:people on twitter really will just say anythingloving the weird immensely fucked up implication that children are just like.. only brought into the world for the sake of YOUR entertainment or YOUR own
headspace-hotel:gendernewtral:dontneedyourheroact:gallusrostromegalus:kitchencombatconcept:me, in the grocery store looking for ADHD med friendly breakfast juices squinting at cartons: any of you fuckers here got antiscurvy added in there??For those of
