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dougtfs: Greg dared me to hypnotize him. He was asking for it. “What do I get if I can do it?” I said. “You get a new pet dog!” he laughed. “What do I get if you can’t?” “Then I’ll be YOUR pet dog,” I said, confident I’d be able
But, honey, your boss didn’t said he wanted to fuck me just once. That’s not exactly what you both agreed. He wants me to spend this weekend at his house and he also wants you to join us one of these weekends, he said something about starting your
funkmybf: This reminds me of what my bf said after I said that it had been a month since we fucked n it was high time he got his pussy open again, to which he replied that he would want a real big one first to open it up good and then he will ride mine.
“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s
screams my professor was trying to find an example of reduplication so the next class he came back and said “I FOUND REDUPLICATION IN ENGLISH” and then he said “Milk milk” and everyone was just “what?” and he said “you know when you go
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
dreadpipelinepelime: Shid He Said Im His Best Customer.. Been Seein This Dick Swing For A Min. Always Starin Bruh . So One Day I Said .. Whats Up .. and the he cracked A Smile That turned Into A big Ass Grin. And I Already Knew What Was Up ..
6sg6sg6sg-deactivated20191028:Blow n GoI’d gotten home from the gym and lunch on Saturday when I got a message from JW (not his real name). He said he was nearby and had some time to kill - asked what I was up to. He said he could use a drink and some
Wife: What could happen he said. Its just archery he said. Im not a COMPLETE dumbass he said… =_=
gfsandwives: “I think he was one of the bouncers baby, I’m not really sure though. He said if I wanted to get backstage I had to do what he said so I followed him into the bathroom. No he definitely didn’t wear a condom because when I sat down
fckme2dad: At dinner tonight, Dad said he had a special project in the garage and he needed my help, would I come out after we finished dinner. Mom asked him what he was working on. He said it was something special and didn’t want to say. Mom tried
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
beenbekossi: i hope we get to know what the “honest” thing that sangwoo siad to his mom that made her like this what if he said “you deserve this” or something or maybe he said “i love my dad” even after watching him doing this to his
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
hillsidebang:My boyfriend and I visited my Dad for his birthday. We asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said he wanted to fuck me while my boyfriend filmed it. My boyfriend said yes as long as he gets a copy of the video. My Dad fucked me
nat-rossbtc: annabellebanks: Actually he said he hopes you get the message that he isn’t interested in you. It’s so cute how desperate you are to stick up for him. I’m not sticking up for him. I’m telling you what he said to me.
thehistorymonks: “I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been completely at a loss my whole life.” He hesitated. “I think it’s called being human,
sexykatsy: My white sugar daddy brought me to his country for holiday. He had some of his white girl friends with us. We were going out and he said I should wear some clothes. He said no one will recognize me in his country. Look at what he gave me
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since
babyyoureacriminal: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
Start my Herbalife shakes tomorrow kind of excited Daddy doesn’t like them he says he like science and only said to take two of the products cause he knows they help with weight loss. But he said he will support me 110% in what ever I want to do
babyyoureacriminal:chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
I asked my friend hsar what he’s getting me for Christmas i said “whatever nice thing you see in PINK” and he said “okay” then I asked him “am I work 40-60 bucks?” He said “yeh you’re worth millions. But first I have to buy my gf something”
crazynerdandproud: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
awesomehollowhelios: So glad to see he is alright and the surgery went well. This is what Mark said on his Facebook: “Just got out! I’m gonna need a few days to recover but the doctors did a great job and I’m all clear!” And what he said on Twitter:
2000ish: “Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell
moviequotes3:i met agent 47 in an elevator today and i asked him what mission he was on and he said he couldnt say its top secret and then winked at me covertly and said he will try to get a good ranking. and i think he will.
dougtfs: Poor little pup, he didn’t even realize he was stripping until he was already naked. “Wait, what’s going on?” he said, confused, but the hypnotic triggers were simply too strong for him to resist. “Sit,” I said, and he did, beefy
thenerdygayguy:defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m
makingupthestory: “Surprise!” she said as he opened the motel room door after senior prom. “Mom??! What are you doing?? Lori will be right in! What are…” he said hurriedly, as she smiled at him. “Relax darling, Lori
ginnabelle: dominantguardian: thegingerpowers: What Rhett should have said He may not have said it, but it’s absolutely what he meant
dylns-obrien: Tyler : We were sitting and talking and he said, ”I am huge Mets fan”. And I said, “Oh,Cool. My best friend is playing in their minor league.” And he’s like, “Oh really? What’s name” And I said, “Ike Davis” and he
goodgirl4him: “Why?” she said. “Why what”, he questioned. “Why does it have to be that this way?” she countered. “But what’s wrong with this way,” he said tilting his head to the side as if trying to
