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vtpb:bustwbb-praisebbc:Bust those white boy balls! I don’t normally like “ball busting” gods, but for some reason I find this one appealing. Probably because of how helpless he is. Would be even better if he had a teeny weeny. Blush. They’re
daddyzlilangel: littlecaptions: Lizzie was so cute when she slept, always wearing next to nothing, smiling, holding her teddy. Probably dreaming of boys. Henry would know, he often would sneak into her bedroom to touch her tiny cunt at night… but
Coming back from visiting her son at hospital, where the doctors told her the uremia wasn’t that severe, and that he probably would survive, Karen couldn’t help from pleasuring herself. Knowing that soon her son would come back home, and so that she
littlecaptions: Lizzie was so cute when she slept, always wearing next to nothing, smiling, holding her teddy. Probably dreaming of boys. Henry would know, he often would sneak into her bedroom to touch her tiny cunt at night… but she didn’t know
queeniman: thecouscousking: quickweaves: you know he dead Only in London smh this kid is literally the only Caribbean/African kid to get this brave in public CRYIN WOW! This kid deserves a real slap across his face. Wasaq oo edab daran
majorityrulesxxx: “Have you ever imagined that three horny girls would want to play with you cock at the same time?” asked Liz.“Of course he has!” responded Malena, “He probably does 10 times a day!” Malena got on
equestriaafterdarkblog said:What if foreverhuman cuddled the foreverhorse daki? Would he do that? I’d have to take pictures and post them on the internet of course he probably would though he’s pretty enamored with himself
cumaeansibyl: stellasgibson: Finally a man who knows what he’s talking about. Daniel Craig would probably be the first to agree to this tbh female bond please omg. That would be the fucking best
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
lumichi:Probably the worst pants in the world… He would love them
dumbass-bitch-disease: warandpeas: The Lorax Honestly he probably would have done better if he threatened to kill people and had a gun
i-own-you-and-your-girl: He gave you a smile as if to say that he knows something you don’t.. It probably is nothing right? After all, your fiancé is the quiet and conservative type.. Knowing her, she probably would tell him to keep his pants on
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: Found a dude’s wallet and returned it to him and he gave me ฮ how about that shit Good ass Ed Dan actually, Ed probably would have rolled the bills up and done a line because that is the kind of man he is
asksweetdisaster: Sweet: Or anything that came with it. You’d think with Pearl, he’d be satisfied but he wanted both of this daughters to take a part in it. Probably would of been different if he had a son. >.< Backstory: 3/18 Intro 1 2 3 4
For a split second, I got really nervous, because I was afraid that I would be harassed cosplaying Armin (because hahah he’s such a wimp blah blah blah whatever). Then I remembered that I would probably always be cosplaying Armin with Jasper as
savarend replied to your post “v important questions to think about at 6:10 am: what would Armin…” “not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you” plz and he has a patch toward the front of his vest that says “I use he/his
Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love
chrrycola: If you had a theme tune, what would it be? I don’t know the lyrics, but I know the instruments that it would include; a theremin, a glockenspiel and an accordion. It would sound like this “bow, bow, bow doink doink, bow bow.” Like a
paychiri: he probably would’ve loved his grandson so much tho
hanatsuki89:Tfw your apprentice takes care of you, or “why I think Fatgum would feel better in his marshmallow form”(I mean, he suffered a huge blow during that fight so he probably has no energies/defences left?)Second part is just me drawing hugs
yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,
pretentiouslimericks: jackdonnellys: can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent
kasukasukasumisty: stupidcoolfinnparty: dee-b-caulfield: burninghonesty: Oh my god what if what if Finn loses the hat for good that would be a ballsy change I tell ya Yes! I feel the writers need to stop vaccilating and finally do something to really
I think when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition (when it comes out) I’m going to have to have Dorian as a permanent team member because he has the same name as my brother so it just amuses me whenever people talk about him and it’d probably be
I think its funny how transparently Greg is hinting around for Steven to go get Pearl to help clean the storage unit at the beginning of “Maximum Capacity”. He’s just like “Who would organize a mess this big, though? … :)” as if he
I’ve never played Dark Souls, so I wouldn’t really know, but I feel like Connie would probably really like it
extraterramisu:And then Saul and Jesse went to drive go karts if you even care (it happened cause I say so)
picturesofwar: This day in history: Minutes before giving a speech on a campaign stop in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Theodore Roosevelt is shot in an assassination attempt. The would-be assassin’s bullet is slowed down after travelling through a steel
siderefposts: numenorss: steeverogers: I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks #piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers
chidoree: if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
dramaticallyfree: I feel like Haru is such an underrated character. I’ve seen a few people say that if he didn’t have Makoto, he probably would never had made friends. Doesn’t anyone realize how nice Haru is? Evidence: 1. He had worn a girl’s
feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay
0x1-deactivated20220826:if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad’s tiktok niche be
fatedsong: Gray also probably didn’t want to share a sleeping bag with Juvia because his heart would be racing at amazing speed and he wouldn’t be able to sleep having the person he probably likes cuddling up to him.
i bet when koujaku and noiz get into arguments, their name-calling get weirder and weirder. one moment noiz would be calling koujaku an old man, the next he’ll be calling him a descendant of cthulhu.
dmmd noiz replied to your post: slurpoof said:oh my goodness i lo… Really where…I would love to see others insult koujaku and the look on his face. aoba probably already insults him on a daily basis, he just might not take it as far as noiz
i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him
limitforms:okay but sora would be great in super smash bros bc“this is it!”his drive forms could work as palette swapssora using super leaf or bunny hood!“this is it!!!”his final smash could be his friends helping out, or maybe summonshe would
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showerthoughtsofficial: If Jesus had died today, he probably would have been the subject of many memes just like Harambe
jomespotter: i want you guys to think of how differently Snape would’ve treated Harry if he looked more like Lily. And i find that disgusting. He probably would’ve been just like Petyr Baelish is towards Sansa if Harry had been a girl with red
amotherssduty: Dad was so clueless that mom was giving me a handjob under the dinner table. He probably would’ve noticed if he wasn’t giving me a fucking lecture about school. I’m so fucking mom tonight when he falls asleep.
teenutzz: jake2bb: Ken knew that he probably should not be filming this but it felt so good; he would have to put a passcode on his phone so that she doesn’t see this. A little nervy, a little pervy. Follow at www.jake2bb.tumblr.com Both guys
urbanfantasyinspiration: nerdylilpeebee: wachawii: the group chat is so fucking funny Honestly, he probably would forget that his costume is black. XD The Spiderverse has one collective brain cell and they forgot where they put it
liverpops: people keep asking me what leon looks like when he’s sick and now i cant stop thinking abt it. horrible? sniffly? jk he probably just looks Extra Grumpy™️ and tired. “squall are you sick?” “no.” his answer would be no even if
pyreo: My headcanon is that Sans set up this whole thing where the ketchup in the bottle would just pour out over your food and he was really pumped for it and he’s already planning to offer you his own food afterward he just wants to see the look
glassraptor: my steven universe theory is that steven’s just gonna keep befriending villains until there’s just no villains left. he’s gonna have all those gem monsters flocking around him like puppies. yellow diamonds gonna come over for dinner
loliconprince: imagine ur icon making u food wearing nothing but an apron
jess-b-xo: my-glasses-are-dirty: itsallavengers: All jokes aside though Peter meeting Harley at some point would be so fucking funny like he probably spent months trying to figure out whether he was annoying Tony with his texts only to find out that
darfin is too good to me, I told him that I was probably going back to therapy and back on lithium and I would need his support and all he said was ‘okay just tell me what to do babe’
wincestmakesmecry: #the way he jogs to catch up is killing me #because he’s so tall #a few full strides at normal speed and he probably would’ve caught up anyway #but it’s making me think of them when they were younger and sam really would have
daddyslittlefuckdolls: Robin tried everything to win back Paula, but then he realized he could be having sex with a 19-year-old smokeshow model with a perfect bubble butt and legs for days. He probably would’ve ended up doing the right thing for
sage-or-murderer: @jen-iii I finally did it… I got my incredible Zenyatta PotG, just like i said i would.nevermind that if Mcree hadn’t stunned that Reaper he probably would’ve gotten it and we woulda lost
