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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
stoned-levi: So people are talking about how Levi was born on Christmas and how that probably means something, like.. “Oh, he’ll sacrifice himself.” and “Oh, he’ll come back from the dead.” and I just… YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUYS…?
theswancaptain: HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND HE USED HIS REMAINING STRENGTH TO FREE HER… THIS IS HOW YOU OTP
thebatgirlbegins: icytothebone: crazyclownchick: looney-tune-merc: hardboiledandwutnot: fuckyeahdcmarvel: comicsthatkill: “This kid had lost his dad in the crowd, and freaked out until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash
vrisktorias-sekret: all-good-usernames-are-taken: WHAT A LITTLE SHIT i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND THEN HE JUST “REBELLION”
fortheloveofplur: eyylmao: maskedlink: HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO I WILL CRY wow dogs
trixify: 00tori: why is Levi in a suit That’s because he can’t fight because of his injury. He decided to be fancy as fuck instead.
funnywildlife: Albino Elephant_0521 by ap_photo on Flickr. He has pink eyelashes, a pink area at the front of his trunk, and also white hairs on top of his head! He also had pink hair on the end of his tail (not shown). Apparently these are very rare
seerofsarcasm: This line struck me for some reason I couldn’t place, because Levi didn’t really talk a lot, but then I realized. To Eren it seems like Levi is talking a lot because he’s never really talked a lot to him before. He used to just talk
miss-love: cameralinz: previouslysirlestrange: “Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he
valjeankirschtein: LeviHan bbbies A happy expecting!LeviHan!AU where Levi is actually a huge nerd about their baby and he’s happy because he helped make it.
circlemaze: sepulchre-by-the-sounding-sea: twatsoooooooon: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: lokistimetravelingsassbutt: cumberfields: Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl He’s also wearing a shirt Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins
cannedmuffins: the-truth-awaits: imma-high-functioning-sociopath: your-times-running-thin: zukoquest: NOPE ed is 4’8 levi is 5’3 PFFF NOPE ed is 5’7 by the end of the manga (and he’s 18) levi is 5’3 (and he’s in his mid 30’s)
stoned-levi: //DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY DO YOU FUCKING SEE JESUS HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL that would actually be really funny
hugsandthimbles: fudgeflies:icedteaandoldlace: He also: told Neville to stand up to people confronted a full-sized mountain troll to save a girl he couldn’t stand said it didn’t matter whether someone was a pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born
phrux: phrux: russia reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
niksolas: never-be-anything-but-loud: In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness. But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told
ethankwolfe: tarotdactylskittles: emptyformsemptyform: bobby fucking hill this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha He -was- a reincarnation of a Buddha.
fuckedupkids-doingfuckedupthings: This is the result of what happened to me Saturday night. I had been drinking with my friends, and he asked me if I could help him carry in some things from his car. Trusting him, I went outside to his van and he locked
newtonian-nerd: I wanted to take a picture of my bearded dragon but then he noticed his reflection and then he just
copernicus-be-frontin: biggestpens: twatsoooooooon: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: lokistimetravelingsassbutt: cumberfields: Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl He’s also wearing a shirt Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for
msginny: loki-inthetardisat221b: weasleypatronus: effieescort: bludgertothehead: if you look at the smoke when he leaves it looks like they put a picture of rupert when he was older into it oh my god. thats creepy. reblogging again because omg
srrenjiabarai: Riza turned & scanned the room, finding a wash cloth crumpled up on her bedroom floor. His words rang in her head: “I didn’t know you were in the room.” As she picked up the cloth, holding her shirt across her breasts with
allaboardthepartyelk: spookysassyrussian: ladyofrohan-deactivated20130624: “What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x) IM BROKEN. IM DEAD. THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE
krarpet: ticktocksheep: queersuperteens: muffarino: Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line. A+ acting, would cackle again. I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif. this is my favorite
fullmetal-headcanon: Jean did eventually regain his ability to walk. However, he was never physically the same and was unable to return to his previous assignment. Roy knew this too, but he didn’t like to talk about it. Submitted by anonymous
sturmtruppen: afternoonstranger: look at this dachshund he’s so fucking boss he’s perfect
cityofvalkayriecain: she-was-a-rose: #*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry it’s
dylanfuller: this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass
glowcloud: this is the most awkward thing ive ever seen. haru looks so uncomfortable and he’s just swinging his arms around like a mom at a bat mitzvah. nagisa is fucking humping the air for some reason and rei is obviously imitating him since he figures
spooky-thera replied to your post “Sexy!” Zane was biting his lip hard, trying not to laugh when Havoc was clearly annoyed with him. The redhead thought he was actually kinda hot in that skirt, odd as that was. “Well” he said with a quiet
edwardspoonhands: the-absolute-funniest-posts: tumblegags: OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN Pretty sure he’s just humping her.
todd76: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued writing the
hopeless-trenchcoat: the-villain-in-training: andersatan: of-mice-and-m0shing: this is the most accurate post on the internet. did he google johnlock HE IS GOOGLING JOHNLOCK I see everyone googling johnlock
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened
drunkfeferi: what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends
faraashah: if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
kinglnthenorth: #dobby there’s this boy at school and he has ridiculous hair and the most perfect green eyes #dobby he’s wonderful #dobby you musn’t tell father
littlelebowski: aazure: This Marine found four baby rabbits stranded with a lifeless mother. Instead of leaving them to die, he took them in. He has been taking care of them until the rabbits can be released back into the wild. This picture shows the
sspeearhea: my dad walked in and he saw my google background and he walked aaway
trappucino: tightjesus: And the whole world took a huge gasp of realization I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT SCOTLAND he looks genuinely hurt lol
heichous-kouhai: ya-boy-levi: lemonorangelime: Evil Marco Is he from Canada or something IS HE FROM CANADA OR SOMETHING
call-me-legout: herbertgruber: HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S BARKING WTF I CAN ONLY HEAR A DOG BARKING NOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Aw, what’s the matter, Armin? Did Eren fall down the well?
I finally caught up with my saved drafts while sitting here with my heating pad for my right hip. Considering my right hip, I met my new doctor on Monday and he felt over my hip to see if there was anything out of place he could feel for. There is no
taureantrickster: virtualloki: So… clandestine. He’s so fucking happy here. He’s like an excited child.
baron-von-daniel: he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
koteizu: Naked Neji appreciation post (｡･｀ω´･｡) he looks so sure about everything one might even say he’s„„„„ dead-sure
xxgibmirdeineseelexx: Pissed off the IT guy, he said he was going to give me a black eye…. touche IT guy.
schnephanie: I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
karkat-in-the-tardis: wendymabelaraneaprenderghast: #he never said no he’s nick fury’s cousin and nobody can convince me otherwise
royailove: Hi there, well according to the author the story is that Roy is going on a dangerous mission and Riza is very worried, she tells him to cherish his life, to be careful, so Roy assures her he is going to be ok, and he gives her a farewell kiss…
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
aurorharry: “Along the way, he was to dispose of Voldemort’s remaining links to life, so that when at last he flung himself across Voldemort’s path, and did not raise a wand to defend himself, the end would be clean, and the job that ought
coolbloqqer: last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
michrea: the fact Martinez’s actor is on talking dead joking about how he knew something was going to happen when reading the script because “he has all these lines” really speaks to this show
