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”This video made me so hot. You can see how into it he is and how he is literally grasping for more. I want someone to look at my vagina like that, like its a need, like he wants it even more than I do! SO HOT so I had to share.”[go here if it
irocmindless: I’m sorry why wasn’t I alerted of this beautiful creations existence earlier? I already have a thing for guys with dreads so he is literally making me go into cardiac arrest. His DNA is pure fucking gold, I will marry him and have all
myaddicktion: Normally my husband goes for guys a little older than me, but he has been fucking this hot hunger stud for the last few months. It has made for some great videos, he is literally a fuck machine. But make no mistake that isn’t him fucking
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: Hi Mrs. Baker!…No, you don’t know me. My name is Alexa, and the reason I have your husbands cell phone is because he’s fucking me in your bedroom right now. Literally as we speak he’s pulling on my hair and slamming
Me: (as I’m looking at a man with long hair, a beard and an Overkill t-shirt) “is it Fathers day? Because he can be myyyy daddy”
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called
daddysbabygirlxo: daddys-princess-slc: thimblebaby: bamabluebelle: alittlekittenandherstuffies: pigtailsandpointeshoes: thimblebaby: This is Bradley. He is 32. He lives in Georgia. He is a predator. His Kik ID is auburnfan111. He approached me
oeus: boy: *is nice to me* me: i wonder if he’s gay
YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD
trotty2scrotty: lily-march: sallyintheskywithdiamonds: ketamineprojection: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS RUSSELL HOWARD Russell Howard is a national treasure. He is literally all we as a nation have
legitfitneverquits: littlemissmollymormon: I don’t go running because I want to be thin. I go running because you never know who’s going to show up and tell you to this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.
ni-veous: e-sy: clouted: aurealia: bloomai: f-reska: jeandrea: wnslw: vuox: Literally he looks like he is making the unf noise. bye I’m gonna kms This is just too much. wow i cant even goddamn he’s sex fUCk me i love you Baby
erazr: Summer is for anise popsicles and suffering he’s on full rest today, so he won’t use his eyes either
#why would ten just how he feels for rose tyler in three words#when he can say it in the most dramatic of ways#by yelling it to the greatest evil in space while circling a black hole#HE IS LITERALLY THE MOST#ten x rose (via TinyConfusion)
pjharvey:liking a male character like hes my girlfriend hes my dad he is literally me i could fix him i could make him worse hes a whore hes my best friend hes my sworn enemy i just want to punch him i want to hold his hand i just want to send him to
fuckkk-me-senseless: aurealia: bloomai: f-reska: jeandrea: wnslw: vuox: Literally he looks like he is making the unf noise. bye I’m gonna kms This is just too much. wow i cant even goddamn he’s sex Again cause fuck you
yourroyalpenis: pixiesstolemyapples: theanti90smovement: theanti90smovement: please watch this video of my brother such an important video MY SIDES That is literally me whenever I drive somewhere. Holy shit. Lol he rocks!
clear is literally a fully functional humanoid robot and you’re fucking telling me he can’t at least draw a decent map. “scary dogs” are you fucking serious you adorable piece of shit robot.
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lilcthebakedgod: This is what happens when you politely turn down a date. I called the mesa police department. She literally told me to “ignore it, he’ll shut up eventually.” He’s given me 48 hours to change my mind or else he will be making
heichou-guts: I’m surprised that no one was talking about this. Look at Eren and how proud he is of his Heichou Doll shrine. I feel he represents like 80% of the Levi fans out there. Source: Lena
sunstreakerlovethyself: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea He is the hottest man alive. CUZ HE MADE ME LOL He was awesome in Burt Wonderstone too!! It amazes me how much his
So there’s this ad where John Cena is buying garbage bags and his Pecs bounce when he buys them and literally I get Wet Everytime.
igot7problemsandexois1:Yixing is now a main vocal, but he’s still a main dancer and I literally can’t handle anything right now
chiveburger: seonho is honestly SUCH a natural variety star, and I think it stems from the fact that his brain is literally empty. he doesn’t know anything, but that’s okay because at the end of the day he’s still a great actor and a handsome boy.
verybluebirdy: ifonlyyoucouldseeit: This is Harley. He is a young buck. He likes to hang out under the bushes by my house. He lets me sit and read with him. Sometimes I feed him apples. oh no. oh no oh no. i literally just said ‘oh no ’ out loud.
thebriancolfer: tyleroakley: HE SIMPLY CAN’T HANDLE IT. this is literally me
jafarsbastard: my-own-cathexis: mridontgiveafuckk: demho3zhatinq: paigeandfablouisty: lunasoule: jafarsbastard: katelzabeth: Husband Goals. 👀😅 yyyyyyy 😏😍 he so fine DEAD! Lmao ^^^^^^ that gif is literally me on my bed right
kylorensmainbitch: he is literally everything to me. i am trash. help.
sixfootdeep: These new S4 promos are killing me! OMG, so have a simple Stiles study that was supposed to stay black-and-white but then didn’t. He is literally my favourite thing to draw these days.
notacooltaco: lilcthebakedgod: This is what happens when you politely turn down a date. I called the mesa police department. She literally told me to “ignore it, he’ll shut up eventually.” He’s given me 48 hours to change my mind or else he
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
bvddhist: ashmoonbaby: I am bursting with gratitude today 🌞 Today marks the first day of my husband @jordywayne & I working full time together! He is literally the yin to my yang & vice versa. This means less of a workload for me & more
Guys my best friend is literally too wonderful for me to handle. I can’t.
boyskisslove: This is me and my boyfriend Max (he’s on the left I’m on the right) and today is our 23rd month anniversary!! He’s literally the greatest person I have ever met, and I love him more than anything :) He’s so perfect, and I’m so
l-e-v-i-ackerman: conjure-lass: l-e-v-i-ackerman: this physically hurts me to read I think the most striking part about this whole scene is that essentially Levi is saying he expects to die every single day. He is, literally, prepared for the wall
omg we got this handsome little beast on monday. his name is theo. he’s so charming and i love him and it’s great because i just lay around with him all day and no one calls me lazy. look at how sleepy he is. ugh i’m literally obsessed
radphlegm: somethingdiabolical: cheesycola: Paul Blart Masterpost pt. 2 radphlegm your dad He is literally my dad and no one believes me lmao
sensual-acquiescence: sensual-acquiescence: in bloom 🌺 this photo is one of my favorites simply because this is literally me blooming for my bf - he’d had me use my wand on my clit with my panties on and this was the end result! 😍🤤🤤🤤
coaztal: cunt0z: steevoooo: He’s 6'7" in case y'all were wondering. is this allowed? like, is it legal? What the fuck
It’s so so nice being with Tom, even if he is fast asleep at the side of me right now, tbh not surprised it is 3:30. It’s something so simple but I’ve missed this, just being at the side of him awake or asleep…literally the smallest things short
This guy makes me so happy. He literally is the best. sergeantslam
bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also
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thecapn: signiferlucis: #I’M JUST GOING TO FEELS IN THESE TAGS OKAY? OKAY #Here is #Sam Winchester #and he’s dying #Literally dying #Hs body is slowly beginning to shut down and he’s too tired to even fight it #He is at the point where he
drommy: kirigakuree: the long awaited dance celebration scene i love denki he is literally ME ahhhhh
lelo-veiga: Cute boy just sent me this picture and I am dying for several reasons 1) he is literally a Disney prince 2) look at Marley’s face
theheatofthesouth: theheatofthesouth: Cute boy just sent me this picture and I am dying for several reasons 1) he is literally a Disney prince 2) look at Marley’s face This just got a note out of nowhere and I am laughing so hard
please god someone tell jason momoa that he is welcome to do literally anything he wants to me. literally anything. i would lick his toilet bowl if he asked and that’s not a euphemism like his actual toilet.
hazeleyed1: itoodreamincolorandrhyme: modernday-siren: honoronher: buttahlove: EMT Voguing Whilst Driving. I’m here for this! YAAAAAS! He was gettin’ it!!!! FUCKITUUUUPPPP he is literally giving me life. Go off LIFE.
alliwannadoisbangscrew: songsaboutswords: uenzude-chan: Where I get me a man like this??? check the morgue on the fifth of july yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho
isharedmyhusband: So hubby returns home, grabs my face starts kissing me, picks me up carries me to the bedroom. He literally throws me on the bed and undresses me. He is home to finish what we started earlier. I run my tongue over his cock. He pulls
he-calls-me-kitten: graffeti: whoever videoed this or whatever mustve died laughing this is literally the best gif on tumblr.
homophagy: THE MAN CALLED ME AGAIN AND HE IS LITERALLY JUST MOANING DOWN THE PHONE TO ME I DO NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
My Sir literally means the world to me. He is the smartest man i have ever met. He makes me smile every time we talk, whether it me in person or over text. He is the first man to make me think a future is possible in a long time, a good one at that. He
